Today's stream was largely uninteresting, but there were some fun highlights.
Linx, some e-girl he was attempting to gunt told Ralph to suck her dick and hung up on him for standing her up and allowing her to believe he could be dead for several days. Ralph was bemused and annoyed by this. In particular he seethed about being hung up on. He frantically texted her afterwards to try and get back into her good graces, likely while calling her a hoor once he realised she was no longer a viable mark.
There was a hotmic moment in which Ralph sheepishly explains to a man off-camera he is still online and appears to be in fear of some other large man.
The audio isn't entirely clear, but it's likely Ralph was about to get his ass kicked on vacation again and is already trying the patience of the people offering him free lodgings. Guntchat theorised that he assured them he would make an insane amount of money quickly in order to pay for their leisure time, however Ralph sat around for hours quietly seething on his laptop about Rand, Harry and Gayduh with visible KF tabs open. He was particularly upset to learn that CAWG has made more money from his manufactured disappearance than he has.
Ralph is bewildered that his publicity stunt did not generate more donos, despite him "trendin' worldwahd onlahn"
He hung on for longer than necessary to try and hit duh goal and continue the "unbroken streak" cope. He was becoming increasingly agitated by some message he received on his phone before declaring that he had to leave.
