🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[lowly kiwi merchant]

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Ralph reads everyone of our shitposts. Baby, you can’t quit us.

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I love like he acts like a Mexican kid isn’t the one raising his son. Bruh, your child will speak better Spanish than you.

>greatest heel of my generation
>5 likes

5 like days.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Colombia is not going to be kind to the Gunt. First time he hires a hooker and tries his shit fetish some pimp with cartel connections is going to make sure that shit(literally) is no bueno.

 

[LealNilla]

I still don't get why this suspect porn company is mingling with Ralph. Like what do they really get out of it? He got no money and no audience.

Hunter Moore has done a handful of interviews with Youtubers over the past few months, and on his personal website he's tried mixing some Andrew Tate-ish traveling sex guru content into all the porn he shills. He's a pariah who elicits strong animosity whenever his name comes up, painful medicine to swallow for someone with such an outsize ego.

He knows who Ralph is, the type of audience he panders to, and the potential for grift-bucks. He doesn't fully understand how Ralph plies his trade, evidenced by his apparently becoming annoyed with that flesh-husk sitting at his pool table for hours on end yammering about extremely esoteric e-drama. He wants in on the "legitimacy" of having a bunch of wayward, chronically-online misfits pay him for his wise words, but only one very special e-celeb took the bait of entering his coke-fueled palace of degeneracy. Let the shit show begin

 

[30+GameOvers]

Ralph reads everyone of our shitposts. Baby, you can’t quit us.

I don't know who this "Ralph" is, but the piggy on stream is really fat. If the beast isn't careful, it will get captured by one of the locals and feed an entire family with how bloated and thick it is.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So is Mexico too expensive for him now? What's the next step a year from now, the Congo?

Ralph is planning on taking over a South American Banana Republic. Ruling as El Generalisimo Gunt! he will declare war on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Game Show Host in Space]

Hunter Moore has done a handful of interviews with Youtubers over the past few months, and on his personal website he's tried mixing some Andrew Tate-ish traveling sex guru content into all the porn he shills. He's a pariah who elicits strong animosity whenever his name comes up, painful medicine to swallow for someone with such an outsize ego.

He knows who Ralph is, the type of audience he panders to, and the potential for grift-bucks. He doesn't fully understand how Ralph plies his trade, evidenced by his apparently becoming annoyed with that flesh-husk sitting at his pool table for hours on end yammering about extremely esoteric e-drama. He wants in on the "legitimacy" of having a bunch of wayward, chronically-online misfits pay him for his wise words, but only one very special e-celeb took the bait of entering his coke-fueled palace of degeneracy. Let the shit show begin

Yep. I discovered Hunter Moore back in 2012, and I'll admit, he was pretty hilarious as he made these appearances on Anderson Cooper's show that were very memorable. The type of people he pissed off were very similar to the types this website pisses off, minus the troons. I remember one of his stories was about how he worked at some skaterpunk store at the mall, and his manager was a super flaming gay predator. The guy molested him and he was able to sue for a million dollars and that's how he got the funds to begin "IsAnyoneUp". Regardless, associating with Gunt is a terrible look (take note Sven Stoffels), and the "big guy" that Ralph was referring to could easily be Hunter, his supposed host (notice Hunter hasn't made any appearances yet, the fast-talking dude we've seen so far seems to be some co-producer of his or something). If Hunter's sense of humor is still like it was in the early 2010s, and federal prison didn't sap it out of him, he's going to roast this little piggy a little too candidly and Gunt will have to bite his tongue or else he risks having a shit-show in a foreign country.

Also: here's extra proof "Edificio Casa Loma" is the place. In a brief post on X, we are shown "Decanter Park Licorera" in the Parque Lleras area, which is only a 20 minute walk away from Hunter's sex dungeon.

 

[chincel]

Ralph reads everyone of our shitposts. Baby, you can’t quit us.

 

[RodgerDodger]

likely it's a ploy to lure a fat American to colombia, kill him, remove his organs and stuff his bloated corpse with cocaine and ship it back to America.

The gunt cavity alone could hold millions of dollars worth of illegal drugs.

The organs of the pig man hybrid have great value in Chinese Traditional Medicine. And Gambian Witch Doctors make magic potions from the testicles.

 

[Mike Faragay]

We've never been closer to a real-life-in-the-flesh Ethan Ralph rendition of Tropic Thunder.

Instead of filming a movie he's filming D-tier streaming content. Instead of Viets, he gets kidnapped by Columbia drug cartels. Instead of heroin withdrawals and an actor playing the part of a retard we get Xanax seizures and a retard playing the part of a barely functioning adult.

Unfortunately for Ralph, Dax is no Matthew McConaughey and will not be coming to Ralph's rescue.

 

[SargonF00t]

Colombia is not going to be kind to the Gunt. First time he hires a hooker and tries his shit fetish some pimp with cartel connections is going to make sure that shit(literally) is no bueno.

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[Stiffy]

I prefer Colombia, honestly less chance of getting raped (not kidding India is fucking terrible). The thing I go back to regarding Colombia is that it really is a great place to go if you're just doing the normal thing. As a normal everyday tourist, I will go on record as saying it is safer than most other South American countries. But since everything opened up post-COVID you had a lot of manosphere bloggers go there and hire a lot of hookers and make out it was easy pussy, drugs and partying, particularly El Poblado in Medellin and Baranquilla.

The issue with a lot of South American countries is you have a vagrant criminal class, they're like Hispanic gypsies. You have a look at serial killers like Luis Garavito or Pedro Lopez they killed in multiple countries. So you have this class of criminals who'll be moved on and chased out by local communities, who'll wander everywhere from Chile, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia and Venezuela. Well, suddenly you have a lot of guys from Europe flashing cash, gold jewellry after drugs and pussy. They make very easy targets. So that vagrant criminal class has flooded the party areas of Colombia, particualarly El Poblado and Baranquilla, specifically after gringos.

If you want cheap pussy and drugs go to Pattaya or Bali. Colombia definitely is not the place to do it.

I can't speak for Bali, never been there, but Pattaya is not cheap pussy! More expensive than the P.I. or the old Eastern bloc countries. Russian girls are the priciest in Thailand. Even the normal Isan sourced bar girls in Soi 6 are getting more expensive too, and hard drugs are highly frowned upon in all of SE Asia. You should know this. Singapore still has the death penalty for high amounts. Though my last trip to Thailand they were experimenting with legal medicinal weed legislation. It's still criminal if above .2% THC content though. For instance the amount of coke that skelly faggot Nick Rekieta was caught with would be an automatic five year Thai prison sentence. I had a friend get caught with a tiny amount of heroin he smuggled across the border in northern Thailand, and he got two years in a shithole Thai prison. His family bribed them, and they just took the money and didn't release him Lol

 

[jewsernotfound]

Today's stream was largely uninteresting, but there were some fun highlights.

Linx, some e-girl he was attempting to gunt told Ralph to suck her dick and hung up on him for standing her up and allowing her to believe he could be dead for several days. Ralph was bemused and annoyed by this. In particular he seethed about being hung up on. He frantically texted her afterwards to try and get back into her good graces, likely while calling her a hoor once he realised she was no longer a viable mark.

There was a hotmic moment in which Ralph sheepishly explains to a man off-camera he is still online and appears to be in fear of some other large man.
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The audio isn't entirely clear, but it's likely Ralph was about to get his ass kicked on vacation again and is already trying the patience of the people offering him free lodgings. Guntchat theorised that he assured them he would make an insane amount of money quickly in order to pay for their leisure time, however Ralph sat around for hours quietly seething on his laptop about Rand, Harry and Gayduh with visible KF tabs open. He was particularly upset to learn that CAWG has made more money from his manufactured disappearance than he has.

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Ralph is bewildered that his publicity stunt did not generate more donos, despite him "trendin' worldwahd onlahn"

He hung on for longer than necessary to try and hit duh goal and continue the "unbroken stream" cope. He was becoming increasingly agitated by some message he received on his phone before declaring that he had to leave.

thanks for archiving that hot mic clip here for me, i appreciate it. i love watching ralph seethe from the clips

 

[Drunk_as_a_wunk]

Colombian prostitutes are going to be mad when they drug him and find out he has absolutely no money.

That's the definition of insult to injury.

 

[GuntOfTheLitter]

I thought Ralph lost his passport. How is he flying out of Mexico to another country? Did he get a new one or do airports in South America just not give a shit?

 

[There She Glows]

since when are black people allowed on this site?

@“Token” the Neigermiester is a valued and respectable member of our community.

 

[JAKL II]

I thought Ralph lost his passport. How is he flying out of Mexico to another country? Did he get a new one or do airports in South America just not give a shit?

Hes got a Retard Passport. A purple temporary one only good for a year. Because he keeps selling his to document forgers.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph reads everyone of our shitposts. Baby, you can’t quit us.

>Greatest heel of my generation
Not everyone speaks faggot, piggy. Wrasslin fans are worse than weebs.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

>Greatest heel of my generation
Not everyone speaks faggot, piggy. Wrasslin fans are worse than weebs.

i was gonna disagree with you .. but when I think about it, you are right. For as faggy as anime fans can be, they don’t assume normally people would understand their specific phrases. Ralph is doing the equivalent of “Zomg what a baka gajin who doesn’t understand mah yuri kawaii desu waifu”

 

[AltisticRight]

i was gonna disagree with you .. but when I think about it, you are right. For as faggy as anime fans can be, they don’t assume normally people would understand their specific phrases. Ralph is doing the equivalent of “Zomg what a baka gajin who doesn’t understand mah yuri kawaii desu waifu”

I've never met a single weeb in my entire life that would use terms like "desu oniichan oniisan kawaii" in front of normal people or strangers. At a weeb convention (was dragged to one against my will once), sure.
Weebs know they're seen as quirky, if not weird outcasts. Even weebs have self-awareness and knows how to fit in with normal folk.

Wrasslin fans are shameless. I don't talk faggot and I don't want to learn fagspeak. I've came across a few who would use these fag terms in normal speech. Stay away.
Wrasslin is fake and thus gay.

 

[porkWellington]

If Ralph does actually fuck a woman down there, he's gonna get that post-nut clarity and go full "TRUST NO BIIIISH! IT WAS A WORK YOU MARKS!" on us