Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The thing about fat jokes is they're not really funny by themselves. They're only funny in context, like the target of them responds by spazzing out and denying being fat, like Fat Rick Hamlinson, or presents themselves as some kind of fitness guru, while being obviously fat.

Nick doesn't get this, because he isn't big on that whole social cues thing.

Also because he's FAT. He's definitely packing on the pounds lately.

That's another thing I'll never forgive Nick for. He almost personally ruined fatphobia!

In fact, Sean owned the fat joke by doing a sandwich stream on youtube. (Sorry poors, you gotta pay a membership to see it.)

The only thing Nick owns is -1 House that he had at the start of the year, and roughly six KNUs.

 

[AnOminous]

It also gives a little more tantalizing detail about the local community view of Nick.

Apparently there are plenty of people in Spicer and Wilmar, who have nothing to do with KF, nothing to do with Aaron, who are not only following the Nick saga but actively participating to the point of drive by photography, and are in touch with one another.

Nick has always railed against the Minnesota prude conspiracy out to frame him, and here we got an insight into what that actually means. Who are they? We don’t know. We might never know. But we thank them.

I hope they're all really Minnesota nice to him whenever they talk to him.

Hey Nick. Someone you know is one of us.

 

[Angry Shoes]

For those that don't remember Kurt was one of the last baldoguard to turn on Nick. Sure he eventually turned, but all this rage is toward a man who stood beside Nick until he absolutely couldn't justify it.

 

[Edward Teach]

The thing about fat jokes is they're not really funny by themselves. They're only funny in context, like the target of them responds by spazzing out and denying being fat, like Fat Rick Hamlinson, or presents themselves as some kind of fitness guru, while being obviously fat.

Nick doesn't get this, because he isn't big on that whole social cues thing.

Also because he's FAT. He's definitely packing on the pounds lately.

That's another thing I'll never forgive Nick for. He almost personally ruined fatphobia!

Doesn't help he is downing 2 or 3 soda full of sugar in a couple of hours.....and doing it like a faggot too.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is the same guy who goes around calling others “copyright cucks”:

It's not even copyright in the instant matter.

Kurt is not a copyright cuck for what he did here.
Sean is not a copyright cuck for what he's going to do here.
If Aaron or Nate decide to take action, they would also not be copyright cucks.

Nick *is* legitimately a copyright cuck.

The issue here is adjacent to one of intellectual property, I suppose (one's voice and likeness), but it's not, strictly speaking, a copyright issue.

Sometimes I wonder if Nick even paid attention in law school, or just cheated on the bar exam. This is clearly him being pissed off over the shit he got for going after elb and trying to throw it in someone else's face. He's a toddler.

The thing about fat jokes is they're not really funny by themselves.

Correct. Whereas "X is fat and I would not have sex with them," is never not funny. You need to include the "I would not have sex with them."

It doesn't even require the person to be fat. In fact, it's actually funnier if they're not.

For example:

Nick is a gargantuan tub of lard, and I would not have sex with him.

 

[sum ting wong]

Not cool Nick, Aaron didn't give you permission to share that.

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler: Have fun

 

[AnOminous]

Good on Sean.

He deserves an extra sandwich for this one.

 

[TherapyMan]

For those that don't remember Kurt was one of the last baldoguard to turn on Nick. Sure he eventually turned, but all this rage is toward a man who stood beside Nick until he absolutely couldn't justify it.

Kurt's turning on Nick bruises Nick's ego more than the others because Nick always saw himself as vastly above Kurt. Narcissists like Nick keep "friends" like Kurt to feel more secure and powerful by comparison. Nick cannot stand the idea of his "lesser" both rejecting him and having power over him.

 

[Potatoherder]

Well he shower texts people with his phone number
Last name we all know is Rekieta
really ... its just the ID thats the last piece of the puzzle.

I would suggest to not even joke about gaining access to government systems you shouldn't have access. Don't be a retard, it's not worth it when it involves Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

For those that don't remember Kurt was one of the last baldoguard to turn on Nick. Sure he eventually turned, but all this rage is toward a man who stood beside Nick until he absolutely couldn't justify it.

People cut Kurt some slack because of his obvious autism and the fact that he was incredibly hurt by being betrayed by someone he may have thought was the only friend he'd ever had. Think of one of Skeletor's minions who finally realized what a dick Skeletor was.

At least by the time of the "Dear Kurt" stream, where Nick totally showed what a foul piece of shit he is, Kurt was entirely over him.

Kurt has his own weird ethics. They may not make sense to a neurotypical person, but loyalty to someone you consider a friend, instead of the usual "chuck someone overboard the instant they cross the groupmind," is actually admirable, if sometimes dumb.

Nick cannot stand the idea of his "lesser" both rejecting him and having power over him.

That's another wrinkle. He considered Kurt his bitch. Not his friend.

Now he's Kurt's bitch. Suck it, skellyfag.

 

[D84]

It’s a twisted and self-serving view of what principles and morality truly are. Power, opportunity, and money don’t erase moral boundaries—they reveal the strength of one’s actual belief system. Morals and principles aren’t defined by what you say publicly on a livestream, but by the choices you make and the actions you take.

Mel Gibson said it best from The Patriot:

"I have a family, I don't have the luxury of principles".

Everyone thought Nick was gonna get his 28 jail days by relapsing, but he's on track to get them through harassment

Does LOTY come with some off-the-books cash or bullion prize or something? Why is it being so hotly contested!?

 

[Muppetstudios]

Nick calling Kurt fat is such a lame cope
Kurt could start working out and lose the weight, people would notice and would be impressed

Nick could never give up his degenrenacy, he's and addict and always will be

 

[Swole McPole]

At least by the time of the "Dear Kurt" stream, where Nick totally showed what a foul piece of shit he is, Kurt was entirely over him.

Kurt's loyalty went way above and beyond what any normal person would have stood for. It made me think that he must have led a somewhat lonely and friendless life to put up with the kind of shit he put up with from Rekieta. Even prior to the cokestream, Nick had subjected him to a continual string of low level snubs and disses that would have seen him getting an ass kicking in most circles. Kurt just seemed to give the impression, 'OK, he's a bit of a dumbass. He probably doesn't have any idea how offensive he's being.'

But Kurt was never getting invited into the hot tub. Which is a shame because I've seen Kurt working that anal lube tube. I think he could have showed Nick the kind of good time that he's continually seeking down at the Gay 90's.

 

[Melty Butter]

Today's Superchats was a mere $172 dollars (not counting criminally operated Pedotips), From a $1,136 dollars on his return YouTube stream, to a measly $172 dollars. A violently sharp drop of 84.85%.

At timestamp 6:53:03 in today's stream, Nick added up all the Supertips he received. It was 91 total. (Seems high; maybe he was counting from Day 1 of the trial??)

Anyway, I wasn't tracking the amounts, but let's say the average is $3/ea, that's another $274 minus the 10% for Melton.

 

[Beavis]

At timestamp 6:53:03 in today's stream, Nick added up all the Supertips he received. It was 91 total. (Seems high; maybe he was counting from Day 1 of the trial??)

Anyway, I wasn't tracking the amounts, but let's say the average is $3/ea, that's another $274 minus the 10% for Melton.

I don’t count super tips since most of them are Nick sending them to himself.

 

[Provably Wrong]

We don’t need to do of encourage anything. Frothing at the mouth is unseemly. Nature will run its course. This is an astoundingly retarded ex-lawyer narcissist mixed in exclusively highly volatile communities with great potential to do all kinds of harm: swingers, addicts, lawyers, online commentators, the fucking sektur, the dabbleverse… the rails are off, he has no one normal around that he likes and isn’t thrust upon him to make him do stuff he hates (inlaws, PO), he will provoke some vicious people sooner rather than later if “we” as observers just let him.

 

[Hellion]

I highly doubt Sean would say anything unless A) He absolutely knew it to be true, or B) He at least strongly suspects it's true.

And I am not about to press him on the matter. All will be revealed in time.

Either way, "70 pages" is a very specific claim.

MNPublicRecords appears to time their releases around major moments. They’ve overlooked minor Locals streams, instead choosing to drop information during Nick’s evening YouTube streams — when viewership is at its peak. The timing is deliberate.

If MNPR has some stuff left to share, I wouldn't be surprised if they are saving it for an opportune moment during Fatty Patty's Hackamania.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

He was seething on Twitter from 11:48 p.m. to 2:52 a.m.

Nick's intro today right at the beginning of the stream, explaining the fact that he couldn't sleep.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Sean was right. This whole superchat arc is just Nick acting like a little gay boy playing with dolls of kids in his social circle so he can make fun of the dolls as if he is totally owning the other kids.

He’s acting like more of a child than the 8 year old girl he allegedly drugged with cocaine. It’s embarrassing and cringeworthy.

He's making the gunt look sane and civilized, which is saying something. He's too much of a bitch to even directly holler at the people he hates, all he can do is be a passive aggressive twig since he's too scared of the consequences of fucking around(which are going to come anyways), lmfao

 

[elb]

Kurt could start working out and lose the weight, people would notice and would be impressed

Kurt works out regularly. He recently said he’s lost something like 70lbs? Maybe 40. I can’t remember specifically and I know that’s a huge difference, but it’s progress either way so my point stands. He’s also started a new medication that’ll help with weight loss

I imagine Kurt’s “disloyalty” was especially hurtful to Nick due to the fact Kurt’s been in Nick’s home, met his children, and enjoyed his hot tub

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