Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

I thought Nick was going to stream today

It’s impressive in a way how Nick couldn’t manage to stream consistently and on time FOR JUST A WEEK!

(And without taking L’s/acting like an insane person like the whole Kurt saga.)

I don’t think I’m bragging when I say that I haven’t been late to work more than once or twice in a few years. That’s just what normal people do.

Showing up on time every day for more than a few days? Nick can’t do it lmao!

He’s like one of those hardcore junkies who just got out of rehab, found a room at a sober living house and got some shelf stacking job lined up. And manages to show up on time for a day or two, but before the week is up, he’s sitting smoking crack with some whore in a motel where you pay by the week.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if the VFW let a civvie like Nick in for their bingo nights or yard sales or barbeque nights or whatever; he couldn't hang at the bar. Nick would try to crack wise and then the wife and kid jokes would come out and the gay theatre kid isn't gonna throw hands; and not even saying the vets would fuck him up, just that Nick's shitty with jokes and your basic vet banter is far more pointed than anything Nick or his fat bear daddy Dax can throw out. "Haha women" and "haha fat" only goes so far.

The VFW is pretty slack. I'd like to see him pull his fag shit at an American Legion. He'd get his ass kicked by a bunch of 80+ year olds, maybe even some 90 year olds from the Greatest Generation.

He’s like one of those hardcore junkies who just got out of rehab, found a room at a sober living house and got some shelf stacking job lined up. And manages to show up on time for a day or two, but before the week is up, he’s sitting smoking crack with some whore in a motel where you pay by the week.

And in Nick's case, probably some whore he actually met in the so-called rehab. "Rehab romance" is a prohibited thing for a reason.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

And this year already has two cases that will have a lot of eyes on them - Luigi Mangione, and Carmelo Anthony. And Nick will be too fucked up to capitalise on either of them.

Luigi Mangione's trial while Nick endlessly laughs at superchats mentioning Super Mario and Kurt is a definition of hell.

 

[Captain Manning]

Even if the VFW let a civvie like Nick in for their bingo nights or yard sales or barbeque nights or whatever; he couldn't hang at the bar. Nick would try to crack wise and then the wife and kid jokes would come out and the gay theatre kid isn't gonna throw hands; and not even saying the vets would fuck him up, just that Nick's shitty with jokes and your basic vet banter is far more pointed than anything Nick or his fat bear daddy Dax can throw out. "Haha women" and "haha fat" only goes so far.

Nick's "war story" is naked Twister with Aaron.

 

[thebigdream]

I’d like to just question the whole “But Aaron is also a cuck!” Thing.

Is he really? If you’re married to a whore, is it really possible to be a cuck? Wouldn’t that make you more of a pimp if anything?

Choosing a stupid whore of a wife doesn't uncuck you, it just makes you a cuck with a stupid whore wife. There's no horsetrading with cuckoldry, the act makes it what it is. If he wanted to be a pimp he shouldn't have ruined the sanctity of marriage by putting a ring on her.

 

[PikminCollector]

I hate my fucking inlaws....but if I ever have to go visit them again in MN....I might just have to go piss on Nick's mailbox.

SUUUUUUUUU WEEEEEE REKIETA SAID IT WAS LEEEGALLL BISHH

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Melton’s fans are in deep denial about the legality of what their internet daddy is doing. Sounds like someone’s been learning from Nick’s “expertise”:



From the comments of this Stallyn19 video, awash as ever with Melton mouthbreathers turned Nick apologists:

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Friend of Dorothy Parker

In Kurt’s defense he got angry at Megan Fox, who basically is the most loyal Balldoguard. Before that she seems like a clueless journalist who gave advice like “ Just b urself” and would kind of be set against Kurt by Nick for his own amusement. He’s kind of an incel, but I can be sympathetic to him. It felt like Nick kept him around to be insulted by Nick.

Kurt mostly seems like he’s a frustrated, lonely guy who finally found a way to express himself and has a loyal fanbase of a few hundred and gets eyes on him during trials because he’s not awful for legal analysis. He does cringey shit because he has an outlet and seems like his love quest was desperation. I hope the best for him and that he can get a handle on his worst tendencies now that he’s separated from someone who encourages bad behavior, Rekieta.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Perhaps MNPR is waiting for HACKER-MANIA to drop pages.

That would be the best time to do it.
Nick being surrounded by substance abusing degenerates (in VEGAS of all places) when he has one of his fits of face-slapping tard-rage is worthy of a chef's kiss.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Why is this Nicka so OBSESSED with telling everyone that Aaron ate his GOO?! I've yet to see anyone not just believe him, people just think "wow what a fag" and that's it, end of. But Nick keeps talking about it and bringing it up, and now is offering "proof" ? To prove what? Something that people just take as fact anyways? He, and Melton, get off on the idea of Aaron eating Nick's goo. Sick...

Nick: AARON ATE MY GOO!! ACK ACK ACK!!!!
Internet: lol aaron is a fag
Nick: yeah A FAG WHO ATE MY FUCKING GOO!
Nick: STEEL TOE ATE MY GOO!!
Internet: yeah you told us already
Nick: NO BUT SERIOUSLY HE DID ISN'T THAT FUNNY AND WEIRD?!
Internet: yeah
Nick: you don't get it, he ATE. my. fucking. G O O !
Internet: 'k
Nick: I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU, I GOT PICS OF AARON COVERED IN GOO, MY GOO! ACK ACK ACK STEEL TOE BUKKAKE ACK ACK ACK!!! DO YOU SEE??? DO YOU SEE??

Also,

Somebody should tell Nick that intentionally letting another man eat your goo still means your gay. There is no way to frame the idea of a man watching another man eat semen for fun as anything other than extremely homosexual.

 

[Captain Manning]

Melton’s fans are in deep denial about the legality of what their internet daddy is doing. Sounds like someone’s been learning from Nick’s “expertise”:

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From the comments of this Stallyn19 video, awash as ever with Melton mouthbreathers turned Nick apologists:

There is literally a statute in Nevada law concerning this.
There is literally a clause in Melton's ToS that is there to adhere to that statute.
They are ignorant. They are stupid.

But don't worry, they'll find out.

One of the problems I noticed with Stallyn19 is that he seems to disproportionally clip what Aaron is saying, to the exclusion of a LOT. I think if he slipped something like this...

...in there. The comments section would start shitting itself. The smarter among them might even wise up.

TBH, I don't even know the point of watching that channel. Much less reading the comments. The clip you even posted is a near duplicate of elb's. Her's is even better, because she integrated the KF post in question.

I did lol at this though. From one of the few Sean clips he does have up:

 

[Maude Snew]

The longer Nick keeps going with this story, the less sense it makes. This initial explanation was perfectly reasonable for their swinger couple bullshit and I would not be surprised if it was true and at the same time also true for Nick slobbering Aaron's Goo out of Kayla.

I would be surprised if Nick actually did that with anybody, least of all his wife's destroyed body. He strikes me as someone who doesn't give a shit about their partner, we know for sure in every day life, so very likely also in bed. He's a selfish prick who doesn't reciprocate.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Just because something continues to be done doesn't mean it's legal, just that nobody has prioritized prosecuting it. A lot of these pill mills are on very thin ice at best.

I understand that, and I think that it should absolutely be investigated and prosecuted whenever it happens. I just have zero faith that the legal system is willing to do the actual hard work.

 

[Niggernerd]

There is literally a statute in Nevada law concerning this.
There is literally a clause in Melton's ToS that is there to adhere to that statute.
They are ignorant. They are stupid.

But don't worry, they'll find out.

One of the problems I noticed with Stallyn19 is that he seems to disproportionally clip what Aaron is saying, to the exclusion of a LOT. I think if he slipped something like this...

...in there. The comments section would start shitting itself. The smarter among them might even wise up.

TBH, I don't even know the point of watching that channel. Much less reading the comments. The clip you even posted is a near duplicate of elb's. Her's is even better, because she integrated the KF post in question.

I did lol at this though. From one of the few Sean clips he does have up:

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I see why Nick hates Sean. He's actually witty and doesn't need to rely on weasel words

 

[Napoleon III]

This whole Nick vs Kurt fight has made me realize something about Nick's understanding of the law.

Nick inhabits a caricature of the defense attorney where he thinks his job is to do anything to defend the guilty because of imagined unfair treatment. Kurt from what I can tell understands that the job of a defense attorney should actually result in more guilty people being fairly convicted, by forcing the system to do its due diligence.

This partially explains Rekieta's attitude and behavior in regard to his prosecution. If his defense didn't win it wasn't because he should be convicted, it is his defense wasn't strong enough and the prosecutors and police are too strong.

He is in short the worst type of scum-fuck lawyer with no principles, simply out to wield his "knowledge" of law as a bludgeon to satisfy his desires.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

@Friend of Dorothy Parker

In Kurt’s defense he got angry at Megan Fox, who basically is the most loyal Balldoguard. Before that she seems like a clueless journalist who gave advice like “ Just b urself” and would kind of be set against Kurt by Nick for his own amusement. He’s kind of an incel, but I can be sympathetic to him. It felt like Nick kept him around to be insulted by Nick.

Kurt mostly seems like he’s a frustrated, lonely guy who finally found a way to express himself and has a loyal fanbase of a few hundred and gets eyes on him during trials because he’s not awful for legal analysis. He does cringey shit because he has an outlet and seems like his love quest was desperation. I hope the best for him and that he can get a handle on his worst tendencies now that he’s separated from someone who encourages bad behavior, Rekieta.

Thanks for that response & info. Was Megan Fox back during Depp (I still don't pay attention to her)? Or soon after? Bc I have thought that that timeframe, or not long after*, is where I first saw him in some panel (before I knew of any of these people via KF, so it was an untainted response), and I was immediately put off by his interaction [and frankly everyone who showed up in those group streams, but iirc he was particularly off-putting].

Then reading here I saw more snips of his philosophizing about 18-year-olds and women, and just - nasty person (and delusional, in that regard - I mean, come on).

Who is my age, so no excuse for it due to youth or immaturity.

Between him and Nick in the "whom would you save?" drowning poser, I'm giving a Sean-deadpan-to-camera "Kurt," but after I saved him I'd leave him on the desert island. Loneliness and desperation isn't an excuse for being a nasty pig. Might be a "reason" or "contributing factor," but it's not an excuse.

So maybe he's just an earnest autist who got trampled by the POS low-mid-wit that is Nick, but getting shit on doesn't make someone a better person.

* disclosure my time frames are all screwy, bc I didn't pay much attention initially, but over time I've seen more bits from him that time and again beat up my natural tendency to good will.

 

[Vibralldo]

Elissa Clips posted a clip of Melton implying he's going to release Aaron's hacked files (fittingly) at hackamania. "If I'm going to jail for hacking all this stuff we might as well put it all out there and have a party." He's claiming it has evidence Aaron ate Nick's cum and that it has evidence that Aaron is aware his show doesn't do great numbers. 2 things very worth getting federal hacking charges over.

 

[woodedbag]

Elissa Clips posted a clip of Melton implying he's going to release Aaron's hacked files (fittingly) at hackamania. "If I'm going to jail for hacking all this stuff we might as well put it all out there and have a party." He's claiming it has evidence Aaron ate Nick's cum and that it has evidence that Aaron is aware his show doesn't do great numbers. 2 things very worth getting federal hacking charges over.

imagine having a 50 year old coagulated fantasy creature giggling like a school girl over definitive proof that you, a 38 year old former radio dj, ate the cum of lord balldo at the alter. god bless the internet!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

As Groucho once said: "Sincerity is the most important thing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." (Probably apocryphal actually.)

There goes that durn pesky alarm malfunctioning again!

He's an absolute idiot. He had the perfect setup. He could cash in huge on the big normie cases. Apparently he really hated those but seriously he should have just sucked it up. Those huge cases are few and far between, but they were a license to print money.

But he also had a built-in audience for ridiculous lolsuits and that was his most engaging content. Seriously, even Rekieta engaging with retards like Greer and his ilk was like Shaq dunking on a retarded midget. Those were fun and funny, and Nick even seemed to enjoy them. It's also probably why he looked a lot smarter than he actually is.

The real comedy is that his drugged-out coomstreams now have him enslaved to doing what he hates most for scraps when he used to be able to pull six figures out of the hat on one of these cases. He's basically doing what he hates most, while being pelted by peasants with rotten tomatoes, and is absolutely forbidden from doing what he wants to do.

A completely buck-broken little bitch.

I guess it's the old Kiwi adage, you either die a troll or live to become the cow.

I think at the time people told him to likely do what Sean does and either have a set in stone weeknight show on some night of the week with live coverage being rare. Have a schedule so you can plan your life easier, instead the retard would be late for a stream at 11PM Central and go until 4AM Central. Nick didn’t do the bare minimum to adjust after reaching a peak.

He basically streamed every night because, I believe, he associated the show with binge drinking. Nick didn’t enjoy the content, he enjoyed drinking and people throwing $20s at him. He wanted to be a comedian or a writer instead he became a non-practicing attorney doing a popular video blog, now he’s not even that and doing a declining video blog.

 

[break these cuffs]

...that it has evidence that Aaron is aware his show doesn't do great numbers. 2

Any special ed student who watches his stream knows that. That's it. That's all the fat pedophile has?