Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I do like the idea of a LV parole officer having to buy a ticket to Hackamania, and borrowing a 1990s vintage CI tape recording device from the police department to work around the no phones rule.

Bouncer: "What is that?"
PO: "A metal Mickey Mouse statue for my comedy act!"
Bouncer: "If you say so. Put it over there with the other unfunny props!"

Spoiler: Mickey Mouse

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Driven to suicide by Rekieta’s behaviors. RIP. Nick killed CGoody with his unfunny humor and balldo behavior.

Is it possible to die from using a Balldo? I'm not saying that's what happened, just asking questions.
But perhaps...

 

[break these cuffs]

What did Crackeita mean by this?

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https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1918483344653721709?s=46

https://archive.ph/ZwJPb

Why was his password m0lesting?

 

[Fapcop]

So I decided to rewatch the PPP vs Nick and Dick stream and one thing that really stuck out to me is how smug and arrogant Nick is. This is before he was deep into his drug spiral. He just has to keep getting in jabs about how he has the bigger stream, it's his stream so PPP has to obey his commands. You can tell the ego and narcissism was always there, under the surface. The drugs just emboldened him to be open about it and eventually softened his brain so he doesn't know how to hide it anymore.

This comment made me LOL!



My guy should have wished to win the lottery while he was at it, lol!

 

[Oxyjen]

Bouncer: "What is that?"
PO: "A metal Mickey Mouse statue for my comedy act!"
Bouncer: "If you say so. Put it over there with the other unfunny props!"

Spoiler: Mickey Mouse

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lol.
Could be worse..

Bouncer: “what is that?”

Minnesota incel prude ultra faction extremist: “it’s a small statue of my comedy hero, Nick Rekieta, which I wish to present to him as a gift”

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

Please god let Nick be dumb enough to do this

All that has to happen for Nick to do this is if he finds out "hey I can get a free buzz from those fumes!"

 

[Oxyjen]

But what the FUCK is he engraving. And why? This is going to be so lame.

 

[Lurking9e9]

But what the FUCK is he engraving. And why? This is going to be so lame.

He is probably engraving wood with his logo and that's the gift.

 

[Oxyjen]

He is probably engraving wood with his logo and that's the gift.

Sure but why spend time, money and effort (not) doing it yourself? There are gorillions of people churning this stuff out at nearly cost price online.

They must be individually personalized in some way that made outsourcing it difficult.

It’s going to be so embarrassing if this is just a shitty Chinese plywood drinks coaster with RL messily charred into it.

 

[AnOminous]

Sure but why spend time, money and effort (not) doing it yourself?

Because first he's a retard and second he isn't going to do it anyway. It's just yet another big purchase for no reason at all for something he doesn't need and is too dumb to use anyway.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Sure but why spend time, money and effort (not) doing it yourself? There are gorillions of people churning this stuff out at nearly cost price online.

They must be individually personalized in some way that made outsourcing it difficult.

It’s going to be so embarrassing if this is just a shitty Chinese plywood drinks coaster with RL messily charred into it.

All very valid points, however let me chime in with an observation:

This is the man who spent $3000 on a high end graphic tablet to use it once.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Wasn’t there a catfishing arc with one of the wine moms he was DMing? Someone other than Mandy, that is.

Maybe? It is all a bit hazy with a few years' removal. I am sure that it could be dug up with a thread search if one cared.

Nobody that doesn't use KF knows how KF works

What is to know? We are all evil Nazi haters who kill puppies on the regular and bully troons to sudoku.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“You all misunderstood. The $5000 locals gift was the laser I bought for myself for this $5 dollar coaster. Enjoy”

 

[daffodils]

Ten shows into Nick's third return to streaming, it's time to look at how he's doing. How do his current Youtube numbers compare to ten consecutive shows from the same time period in years past? And what about his first return after the coke stream?


Doesn't look great.

- After the initial peak, a popular trial in 2025 (blue) pushes him barely 10k over the already lackluster 2023 baseline (yellow). But it's worse than it looks: those 2023 streams all had the Rumble flip in the middle of the show.

- Return streams have the biggest peaks in views. People rapidly lose interest after. The flat part of the blue line will probably be his ceiling post-Read, with the average closer to the Alito stream (blue 2). Unless he manages to get involved in some big drama.

- Guests make Nick's show. The last of those 2023 (yellow) streams covered the Read case with guests Turtleboy and Lauren Delaguna, and did better than most of the 2025 trial so far. One of his best 2024 shows had Robert Barnes on.

- On the plus side: the incoherent cokestreams of April/May 2024 (green) cost him only about 10k views compared to the 2023 (yellow) median. Seems he can get 10-20k no matter what he does.

 

[Melty Butter]

I don't think this has been mentioned yet. Nick, since returning, is on a heart-ing binge in his YT comments. From the latest stream, there are a total of 15 hearts he's doled out.


Anyway, this caught my eye:

 

[Beavis]

My kids were never stinky, dirty, and wearing the same clothes for days, child.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

bully troons to sudoku.

Rackets, take notes.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

My kids were never stinky, dirty, and wearing the same clothes for days, child.

Oh, no, he just said that no one SAW stinky, dirty kids. Completely different, child.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I can only hope he is drug tested within 2 hours of getting back home.

Or in Vegas.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Idle thought about the KEEEEEEDS: has Nick ever actually bought them any rich-kid stuff with all that oil money? It seems almost like adding insult to injury that they have to live with a neglectful, abusive rich jackass and don't at least get cars and designer clothes and trips to Europe or whatever. Just thousands of dollars of Lunchables a month and 1AM erhu lessons.