Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pelican Bones]

Im pretty sure the community service is mandatory. I'm am now curious however if there is a time frame that he has to have it done by

I would assume the deadline would be the August 1st date the judge gave him at sentencing.

 

[Strix454]

But what the FUCK is he engraving. And why? This is going to be so lame.

He is engraving a trophy with "Aaron ate my goo" that he will present to himself in Las Vegas.

 

[Oxyjen]

Or in Vegas.

To be honest it will be just as amusing if he complies and has to endure the whole awful indignity of hackamania and temptations of Vegas without touching a drop, or partaking of a cheeky tootski.

I would still bet on him not going tbh.

 

[Captain Manning]

I like how this mouth breather somehow missed the bigger implication of the balldoverse collapse subforum getting yanked.

We’re in a post balldo-coallpse world. The balldo-Reich where Nick made five figures a month streaming and could attract tens of thousands of viewers has been ground to dust and will never rise again.

Null was upfront that the Balldoverse Collapse subforum was temporary, and it was going away after sentencing. It says a lot about the severity of Nick's fuck up that we got the subforum in the first place, because Null is typically adverse to doing that. The arrest shit drove an enormous amount of traffic to the forum and this thread.

He has also recently opined that Nick is basically finished as an e-celeb due to everything he has done to fuck up his life, and he's going to start fading into obscurity.

I sorta agree with him, with one major caveat:

I think Nick is going to undergo some interesting "death throes" between now and when he eventually fucks off for good (one way or another). But you likely don't need a full on subforum to cover those. This thread and the legal thread is enough.

Wasn’t there a catfishing arc with one of the wine moms he was DMing? Someone other than Mandy, that is.

Maybe? It is all a bit hazy with a few years' removal. I am sure that it could be dug up with a thread search if one cared.

He got catfished before, yes. Though I can't remember by whom. Nor do I particularly care to go look. I'm just gonna let the dude rest in peace.

@Melty Butter would probably know.

I know it happened with somebody though, because Goody's cope for MANdy went something like "Oh, that's bullshit, MANdy is a girl, I only got catfished by that other person." He admitted it.

 

[Folgers Can]

I think what he's driving at is he has noticed there is no en masse bullying/alogging/ridiculing/whatever of Kurt here ("forum users") or @elb's comment section ("comment sectioners")* despite him going in hard on Kurt. That, to the contrary, an overwhelming number people are taking Kurt's side.

Then he adds "I really fucked you guys up bad, didn't I?"

He is lamenting the fact he is perceived as the far bigger prick in the Kurt situation.

He finishes with "Sorry. I'm back from getting milk and cigarettes now."

Meaning "daddy's back," and expects everybody to start worshipping and obeying him again.

This whole thing is probably particularly hard for his narcissistic mind to process because he's historically been able to sway opinion to his side, or even call upon a personal army, and that's not happening anymore.

Close, but this new meme of an absent e-daddy coming home to his resentful abandoned e-children doesn't have to mean that he ever had any illusions about taking any of them back under his wing, and it instead just reveals that he, in his arrogance, is operating under the mistaken assumption that his a-log base almost exclusively consists of jilted ex-fans motivated by an old grudge against him for not having given him enough attention or the right kind of attention back when they were fans in his heyday.

This is of course retarded, because even leaving aside the large volume of relatively recent registrations here that cannot all be explained away as socks, based on other indicia in their posts' content I believe I am not alone in a sizable contingent who had barely even heard of him (or in some cases never heard of him) until after his downfall was already well underway. This thread and @elb's comments section have simply served as lightning rods for all the ill will that his own behavior has drawn to himself cumulatively throughout all highs and lows of his career, and the "big tent" party aligned against him now is nothing for him to win "back" because so much of it was never "his" at any time to begin with.

Alternatively, or perhaps in addition to the above, this new meme could be an attempt at emulating something of a "heel" schtick that has long been a staple of Aaron's online persona, whereby Aaron regularly takes the position that the many detractors swirling around him actually fall within a broadened definition of his "fans" no different from actual fans, in that he "is the box office" driving engagement whether negative or positive, and any publicity is good publicity. Adopting this approach would be right up Nick's narcissistic alley, as he would effectively get to take credit for being the e-daddy motivating his own a-logs' activity, which implicitly dunks on them for supposedly being parasocial losers in the process.

Unfortunately for him it is too late for even the latter approach to work, as a proper heel is supposed to start off by self-deprecating ironically whereas Nick is already resoundingly despised for being a well-documented unironic piece of shit.

Who even is this Beggie Monster fag? Once again I fail to keep up with retards who are like five degrees of separation away from some retard who guest appeared on Opie and Anthony a decade ago.

Even by Diddlerverse standards he doesn't deserve that much credit, and is just a months-old sock ripping off the "Beggie Monster" meme that originated from Aaron's self-deprecating about his daily struggle to pay the bills and eventually was immortalized by a supertips voice too transformative to ever take down:


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You will find that sudden new regulars on Nick's Xitter threads often fit the same pattern of registration during the streaming hiatus when his obsession with destroying Aaron was at its zenith, and not everybody has been falling for it:


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Even giving the benefit of the doubt to assume that half of Nick's Xitter activity isn't just another Cartman tea party literally talking to himself like many of his supertips probably are, it's not a huge reach to bet that at least some of the various accounts acting on his personal army request are operated by the same person, whether by a Meltonite or by a balldowasher as the case may be, and Nick's just desperate enough for affirmation to pretend that they're not.

 

[Strix454]

Null was upfront that the Balldoverse Collapse subforum was temporary, and it was going away after sentencing. It says a lot about the severity of Nick's fuck up that we got the subforum in the first place, because Null is typically adverse to doing that. The arrest shit drove an enormous amount of traffic to the forum and this thread.

The big problem for the subforum eventually became Nick's isolation from anyone else. There are not enough secondary related characters and other threads anymore to justify a subforum. The subforum was rightfully created as a result of the criminal charges and naturally came to an end as the criminal case did.

 

[Vibralldo]

But what the FUCK is he engraving. And why? This is going to be so lame.

I assume he's gonna have it make a bunch of wood engravings that say something like "Rekieta Law: 5000 Locals Subscribers" and then a cringe sex joke because he can't help himself.

If he ever winds up sending them out (he won't)

 

[Captain Manning]

The big problem for the subforum eventually became Nick's isolation from anyone else. There are not enough secondary related characters and other threads anymore to justify a subforum. The subforum was rightfully created as a result of the criminal charges and naturally came to an end as the criminal case did.

Correct.

It did prove useful for spinning off the CHIPS report discussion, the potential child abuse discussion, the Omnibus hearing discussion, the bodycam discussion, a meme submission thread, and a couple of other things. Emphasis for the subforum was more on topics than people.

I think the main justification for having it for a time was, that if we didn't have it, this thread would be well over 10,000 pages by now. It would be practically unreadable.

When Nick got arrested, that was the craziest I have ever seen a KF thread. It was moving at like a page every 5 minutes for a while.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He has also recently opined that Nick is basically finished as an e-celeb due to everything he has done to fuck up his life, and he's going to start fading into obscurity.

I wouldn’t say “fade”. From the looks of it he’s just going to sink into screaming about Aaron and other members of lawtube, find new streamers to superchat, scream on Twitter. Another arrest would be optimistic but definitely varying degrees of unpaid speeding tickets. Maybe we’ll get the bodycam of his crackhouse and pine for the glory days of Balldo posting. He’ll probably go the route of Ralph: diminished, unimportant, but maintains he’s still KANG of streaming

 

[Swole McPole]

But I dunno. I'm just guessing. He might have taken the reason why he split with Nick to the grave with him. He said it was "personal." I certainly wouldn't take Nick's word as truth if he ever decides to address this matter. I wouldn't take Nick's word on anything.

Complete speculation here but I always assumed that cgoody and Nick fell out over a drug deal. I'd definitely seen implications that cgoody was involved in supplying Nick. But I don't think he was dealing -- I'm pretty sure he was on the bones of his arse -- so if he was, he was really just doing a favour for a friend.

But I can absolutely see Nick having an issue with the quality or the weight at some point and refusing to pay. Which might have dropped cgoody in the shit. And sums of money that were really important to cgoody would be insignificant to Nick, so even if cgoody agreed that the quality wasn't up to snuff, he was just acting as a middleman to do Nick a favour.

The reason why I think this is the most likely type of explanation is because of cgoody's refusal to talk about it and say what they'd fallen out over. Either cgoody was eating his goo, or it's a drug supply issue. I just can't think of anything else between them where he wouldn't just spill the beans.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Idle thought about the KEEEEEEDS: has Nick ever actually bought them any rich-kid stuff with all that oil money?

He’s said on a handful of occasions that they each have their own iPad. That’s not “rich kid stuff” like a yearly vacation to the Alps or winters in the Maldives, but it’s more of a substitute for actually doing things with his kids.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

[SNIP]

The kid is dead, no need to malign him now based on "I made it the fuck up".

"The kid did drugs, maybe he supplied Nick with coke and got in trouble over it?"
You should write a novel.

 

[Captain Manning]

Complete speculation here but I always assumed that cgoody and Nick fell out over a drug deal. I'd definitely seen implications that cgoody was involved in supplying Nick. But I don't think he was dealing -- I'm pretty sure he was on the bones of his arse -- so if he was, he was really just doing a favour for a friend.

Dude, we've been over this before multiple times now in the thread.

CGoody lived in Pennsylvania. Nick lives in Minnesota. Logistically, it simply does not make sense.

Nor does Juju being a supplier make sense, either. At most, I would grant that Juju might have (okay, more like probably) shared drugs with Nick at their meetups, but that's about it.

Nick drove to MSP to get his dope from a local(ish) dealer. He's admitted that. It's a rare example of him telling the truth (then he pivoted into that hilarious "Buying drugs is like going to Costco" explanation for why he had so much coke).

 

[Sneed Force One]

Complete speculation here but I always assumed that cgoody and Nick fell out over a drug deal. I'd definitely seen implications that cgoody was involved in supplying Nick. But I don't think he was dealing -- I'm pretty sure he was on the bones of his arse -- so if he was, he was really just doing a favour for a friend.

But I can absolutely see Nick having an issue with the quality or the weight at some point and refusing to pay. Which might have dropped cgoody in the shit. And sums of money that were really important to cgoody would be insignificant to Nick, so even if cgoody agreed that the quality wasn't up to snuff, he was just acting as a middleman to do Nick a favour.

The reason why I think this is the most likely type of explanation is because of cgoody's refusal to talk about it and say what they'd fallen out over. Either cgoody was eating his goo, or it's a drug supply issue. I just can't think of anything else between them where he wouldn't just spill the beans.

nigga he lived in Pennsylvania?

 

[Vibralldo]

Dude, we've been over this before multiple times now in the thread.

CGoody lived in Pennsylvania. Nick lives in Minnesota. Logistically, it simply does not make sense.

Nor does Juju being a supplier make sense, either. At most, I would grant that Juju might have shared drugs with Nick at their meetups, but that's about it.

Nick drove to MSP to get his dope from a local(ish) dealer. He's admitted that. It's a rare example of him telling the truth (then he pivoted into that hilarious "Buying drugs is like going to Costco" explanation for why he had so much coke).

I took it more as if you're to this day a balldowasher you're either a drug addict or mentally unstable meaning your risk of an overdose or suicide is exponentially higher than the average person

 

[Fapcop]

It did prove useful for spinning off the CHIPS report discussion, the potential child abuse discussion, the Omnibus hearing discussion, the bodycam discussion, a meme submission thread, and a couple of other things. Emphasis for the subforum was more on topics than people.

I’m just a little bummed out that the subforum died before we ever got a chance to have an April/Kayla gooning thread for swapping pics, spicy inquiries and erotic short stories.

I have a bunch of Kayla fapfics I’ve written and much like Nick’s legal acumen and parental skills, nobody will ever see them.

I assume he's gonna have it make a bunch of wood engravings that say something like "Rekieta Law: 5000 Locals Subscribers" and then a cringe sex joke because he can't help himself.

If he ever winds up sending them out (he won't)

Given Nicks obsession with “getting a W” on total strangers online, I assume it’s so he can say: “SEE KIWIFAGS?!? THERE WAS A 5K LOCAL GIFT!”

Of course it’s totally pointless since he doesn’t have anywhere near 5K locals subs now.

- Guests make Nick's show. The last of those 2023 (yellow) streams covered the Read case with guests Turtleboy and Lauren Delaguna, and did better than most of the 2025 trial so far. One of his best 2024 shows had Robert Barnes on.

Which is another reason why he’s so retarded for starting shit with Kurt & co.

Guests were always what made his streams what they were, and he needs them more than ever.

But who the f would sign up, to sit and watch a grown ass man sit and screech about other lawyers being FAAAT and react to cringe super tips?! Especially knowing how Nick treats former guests.

A cute lawyer chick like Lauren DeLaguna could do wonders for his numbers. But not only can’t he get her on, Nick’s coomer brain would also just go into overdrive, and he’d sit and talk about BJs and dildos in the middle of a trial stream. He’s just too damaged, both in terms of reputation and in terms of his broken wet brain to have guests on.

 

[Captain Manning]

I’m just a little bummed out that the subforum died before we ever got a chance to have an April/Kayla gooning thread for swapping pics, spicy inquiries and erotic short stories.

I have a bunch of Kayla fapfics I’ve written and much like Nick’s legal acumen and parental skills, nobody will ever see them.

Well, @Not Who You Think still has that Kayla thread cooking in PG. You could go post on that. Lol.

Which is another reason why he’s so retarded for starting shit with Kurt & co.

BTW, Kurt is on live with Sean right now. They are going over an oral argument at the SCOTUS, which Kurt is usually pretty good at.

Rekieta seethes. Meanwhile, for everybody else, life goes on.

 

[Sneed Force One]

But who the f would sign up, to sit and watch a grown ass man sit and screech about other lawyers being FAAAT and react to cringe super tips?! Especially knowing how Nick treats former guests.

Supertips.gg is shaping up to be a millstone around Nick Rekieta’s neck. The Dabbleverse retards who use it say the dumbest shit imaginable, and Nick either wants to or feels obligated to play every last one.
On the other side of the scale, you’ve got any respectable potential cohost—someone who understands the optics nightmare of sitting there while “I hate niggers, Aaron ate goo” loops for the fifth time.
If Nick axes it, he risks pissing off Melton, who’ll no doubt tard out in true “Queen!!!” fashion and endlessly call him a cuckold.
Nick has backed himself into a lose/lose. Any delay just breeds stagnation. There’s no win condition here.

 

[Stiffy]

I'm really curious what the possible ramifications of Nick attending Hackamania in Vegas next week could be even though his parole is in Minnesota?
I think he's an absolute fool for going knowing full well there will be people ready to mess with him as soon as he arrives. Even hardcore deranged Meltonites. I'm not sure how Minnesota's terms of parole affect traveling to another state? Does anyone here actually know?

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Since the pictures Aaron took of Kayla keep coming up, and there is mention of "evidence" appearing at Hackamania that Nick will show that Aaron ate his cum, I wouldn't be surprised at all if they were all taking pictures of each other all the time. Remember, Nick arguably started all of this with the Locals bottle-in-the-ass pics, and encouraged his locals members to send them as well. I believe that the entire Quover was taking pictures of each other all the time, and the wife swapping/cucking that was going on was documented by photos. IE, Nick took photos of April when Aaron wasn't there and Aaron took pics of Kayla when Nick wasn't there. Some of these were probably shared in the Signal group, some probably weren't shared, the pictures were just taken because that is what they were doing. This whole thing was sexually exciting for them, and taking pictures was a way for them to make it more exciting.

And remember, we know that Aaron had taken pictures of himself and Kayla, with her consent, and without Nick or April being involved in the pictures. The snowangel pictures prove that, and we only got a single picture shown on the KC stream over a year ago now, not all of the pictures that were taken of that. So it is very plausible that Kayla would knowingly pose for a photo that Aaron would take, without Nick's knowledge or involvement.

Basically what I am saying is, I wouldn't be surprised if Nick had pictures of Aaron eating cum or something similar. If he shows that at Hackamania, that would absolutely be worse "revenge porn" than anything Aaron ever did to Kayla. And in my opinion, Nick is a revenge pornographer.

I’ve wondered if shows any pictures of Aaron at this event, did he obtain those illegally by hacking his google account? How could possibly do this and not violate his probation?