Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[babychan]

That other yandere game called: Yandere School has different types of rivals as well, like in the mobile version there are these 2 boys who constantly ask Senpai his attention because they want him on the baseball team and the yandere girl doesn't like that so she needs to get rid of them. In Fetish Simulator everyone is madly in love with this weird ass dude who sits around all day reading a hentai book. When the rival video popped up, I've seen some comments of kids humorously asking: Why does everyone love senpai, he's not even that special lol...

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

Why does everyone love senpai, he's not even that special lol...

Because he sat on the main character chair. What, isn't that a good enough explanation for a supposed dark and serious game?

 

[FataBataRang]

Because he sat on the main character chair. What, isn't that a good enough explanation for a supposed dark and serious game?

No, but "because this is my personal fantasy" would be too pathetic for even Eva to admit openly.

 

[Keystone]

No, but "because this is my personal fantasy" would be too pathetic for even Eva to admit openly.

Come now, you've read the last 50 odd pages replete with Ride's screencaps of Alex's past shenanigans. There's no such thing as "too pathetic" for him.

He'd probably try and bury it with paragraphs upon paragraphs of autistic explanations on how it's totally fine that his personal fantasies are in the game, and how you're an asshole if you think otherwise.

 

[Adamska]

This is interesting. He's signed up as a partner of TinyBuild, and hasn't had a serious conversation about the game in two weeks. Who wants to bet he's been blabbing on about his maid cafe and Lunar Scythe minigame shit?
Also, "understands MY vision for the game". As if Alex's vision and TinyBuild's vision are within a million miles of each other. Herewego.jpg

I'm tempted to say he's completely full of shit considering how often he lies and how the firm is clearly not seriously working with him.

 

[FataBataRang]

Come now, you've read the last 50 odd pages replete with Ride's screencaps of Alex's past shenanigans. There's no such thing as "too pathetic" for him.

He'd probably try and bury it with paragraphs upon paragraphs of autistic explanations on how it's totally fine that his personal fantasies are in the game, and how you're an asshole if you think otherwise.

I've read all 500, and sadly you're probably right. It's just that I don't think I've seen him say it outright yet, even if we all know it's true.

I'm tempted to say he's completely full of shit considering how often he lies and how the firm is clearly not seriously working with him.

That would certainly explain the lack of any official announcement on the matter. I wonder how they'd feel about being falsely associated with Eva's horrible shit "game".

 

[babychan]

That would certainly explain the lack of any official announcement on the matter. I wonder how they'd feel about being falsely associated with Eva's horrible shit "game".

They are legit associated.

http://www.tinybuild.com/single-post/tinybuildxyanderesimulator

They even felt the need to put

PS like the video says, if we screw this up, my wife will not be happy as a fan of the game

Cuz there's always that 50% chance right...

Also:

Imagine Hitman if it was an anime.

LMAO

 

[LongDongSchlong]

They are legit associated.

http://www.tinybuild.com/single-post/tinybuildxyanderesimulator

They even felt the need to put



Cuz there's always that 50% chance right...

Also:



LMAO

I don't recall the part in hitman with the pedophile teacher and nurse...

Shit I might need to replay them all just to make sure.

 

[BananaBoner]

Him showing that concept art and talking about a feature he wanted to implement into the game since 2014 really made me think.

There's no way in hell he's gonna try and actually implement that one into the game. It is wayyyy beyond fucked up- *takes another look at the concept art* Huh. Well, shit, I can see why you'd think.... maybe...

...Hahaha... Someone tell me we're all wrong here?? There's gotta be another way to interpret this. He can not be serious about that, right?

WELL... at least Tinybuild will never accept that. Snuff films, organ trafficking and sex slavery? ...As fucked up as it is, I kind of want them to be as stupid as Alex. Just open the can of worms and the backlash will feed us for months. Even if it takes a chunk out of my faith in humanity...

I think I saw it mentioned many pages back that you could have Ayano get the wrong idea because Mida was giving too much innocent attention to Senpai. I actually like this idea.

I like the idea too, but how would you get a game over after the time limit in that kind of situation? Ayano just offs herself in her delusions and despair? Or having lost all her composure and patience, in a desperate last move butchers the teacher in front of everyone and spends the rest of her life tied up like Hannibal Lecter?

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

I like the idea too, but how would you get a game over after the time limit in that kind of situation? Ayano just offs herself in her delusions and despair? Or having lost all her composure and patience, in a desperate last move butchers the teacher in front of everyone and spends the rest of her life tied up like Hannibal Lecter?

Yandere-chan accuses Mida of being promiscuous at the start of the week. Mida realizes she has a decent chance of being framed in an accusation, thus, she begins compiling dirt on Yandere-chan to frame her before she is framed herself. Game over would be expulsion. Elimination would just be Mida being terminated from the school.

 

[LucasSomething]

Similar to Hello Neighbor, we will do a Paid Alpha and/or a Crowdfunding campaign to expand the game's budget and dictate the final scope

hahaha oh wait what do you mean you're not joking?!? If you remove all the easter eggs (and you will since you don't want to get sued) there is basically nothing to do in the game! Tinybuild actually expects people to pay for this shit?!

 

[FataBataRang]

Sounds like those poor saps are taking the game seriously. I eagerly await the result, as well as Alex's chimpouts.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

hahaha oh wait what do you mean you're not joking?!? If you remove all the easter eggs (and you will since you don't want to get sued) there is basically nothing to do in the game! Tinybuild actually expects people to pay for this shit?!

"BUT BUT BUT THAT'S BECAUSE MAKING VIDEOGAMES IS HAAAAAAARD U GUIS! I JUST HAVEN'T IMPLEMENTED THE STUFF YEt!!!!!! i'M THE GAME DESIGNER HERE, NOT YOU! JUST BE PATIENT OK???????? U GUIZ AR STRESSIN ME OUT"

-Eva, probably

 

[babychan]

I'm laughing so hard with this :autism: lore he's been putting up on reddit lately

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si..._talk_seriously_about_the_history_of_yui_rio/

 

[LongDongSchlong]

3# Anything before the game's creation (April 1st, 2014) is considered NOT to be valuable to the discussion, and will be removed.

Amazing, there's actually a rule about discussing his past.

Sure, make it even more suspicious why don't you?

 

[LucasSomething]

I'm laughing so hard with this :autism: lore he's been putting up on reddit lately

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si..._talk_seriously_about_the_history_of_yui_rio/

That... doesn't make any sense. Person asks "Why is red hair girl evil if she has friends?" and Alex says "Because she is! But she fakes empathy to avoid getting bullied".

That doesn't answer the question nor why she is fake. She is not doing anything remotely evil, it only means she is insecure about herself, if anything she should have the coward personality, not the evil one. She might not care for her friends but she still "needs" them to avoid bullying so she shouldn't be happy if you kill the girls in front of her. Hell, even if she is 100% "EVIL" she should have enough common sense to not stand still smiling as an stranger kill people in front of her. His entire answer is retarded.

It's amazing how Alex consistently fucks up every answer he gives. He tries to explain 1 plothole, doesn't explain it and then proceeds to create at least 2 new ones.

 

[Kudgel]

"You've met someone who had extremely dark thoughts, but you never suspected them of it, because they did a good job of pretending to be normal."
Is he projecting himself into this character? If so, Alex, I'd like to let you know you're doing a shitty job of being "normal".

 

[FataBataRang]

Hell, even if she is 100% she should have enough common sense to not stand still smiling as an stranger kill people in front of her.

Apparently, having an "evil" personality in YanVerse just means you're blind and suicidally stupid.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Is he projecting himself into this character? If so, Alex, I'd like to let you know you're doing a shitty job of being "normal".

He projects himself into all his characters.

Look at Senpai.
Look at Ayano.
Look at Osana. (the way he talks and deals with people is ironic, considering he made her the first rival because he hates woman with her personality.)

Every character in the game shares at least one trait with Eva even the meme ones.

Including Midori, *cough* Mike Z *cough*.

 

[babychan]

What is this...