Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[The Repeated Meme]

This has nothing to do with Toji being a sock or not. He logged into Alex Hogendorp's account. This is cowtipping, and according to some Kiwis here, illegal. If this was related to the socking shit from a year ago, Toji would've been banned a year ago.

Ah, I see the confusion, I was conflating the two. I didn't actually think Toji was a sock of Alex's. Bad phrasing on my part.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I swear to god what is this fucking thread anymore

A social experiment.

 

[Tread Miller]

What the fuck is wrong with saying 'them'? I don't know their gender, retard.

It's good to know we have some Kiwi Farms users who are actually decent human beings and never assume a user's gender

 

[AnOminous]

Why is this thread filled to the brim with extreme levels of retardation? Can't you all just lol calm down?

 

[The Repeated Meme]

It's good to know we have some Kiwi Farms users who are actually decent human beings and never assume a user's gender

It's grammatical. The gender pronoun spergs are fucking cringe and annoying, you have no fucking basis for complaining about someone using they/them to refer to someone who's gender you don't know. I know you're being facetious, but i don't do it to be polite, I do it to be correct.

 

[CallmeCicada]

What the fuck is wrong with saying 'them'?

Nothing. Even when I know the gender of the person, I just say them sometimes because it's how I always spoke and feels natural. I refuse to change the way I speak because of trannies.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Why is this thread filled to the brim with extreme levels of retardation?

I'm equally baffled. I, for one, thought this was a MENSA convention.

 

[DickMain]

Why is this thread filled to the brim with extreme levels of retardation? Can't you all just lol calm down?

I think you put it best yourself:

It's actually impressive how he manages to look like an absolute, utter retard just sitting there doing nothing. It's like he's emanating retard rays in every direction.

 

[Ernold Ernold]

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[SteinserGate]

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Lower-case lord? He's not gonna see them gates, is he?
I wonder if he's ever done a confessional, or when the last time he's been to a church.
The self-study types never really go out tbh.

 

[CallmeCicada]

So apparently Alex is a Christian now? Okay, we hit the finding Jesus arc quick. Thanks for the update, Bear.

 

[skunt]

kill count live update:
alex haagen dazs: 2 retarded kiwi farmers



who is next?

 

[Vect]

It's grammatical. The gender pronoun spergs are fucking cringe and annoying, you have no fucking basis for complaining about someone using they/them to refer to someone who's gender you don't know.

Pronoun sperging is silly, but to be fair, if you'd seen even a few of his posts, you'd quickly figure he was male. Anyway,

I can't blame him. I mean lmao. Just look at his face.

It radiates nuclear autism.

Just out of interest, who's face would you rather see kicked in?



Only thing I'll give Alex is he didn't choose to have brain damage.

 

[SteinserGate]

Hot off the presses!
We are DemonKiwis now! To join, say "I luv amputees" three times to confirm your demon soul.
In other news, Alex expresses his love of "Sight" some more.


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EDIT: He also posted something called "a great year" and a "greater year".
No clue what this is about.
EDIT 2: 671,846,400 is literally just 25,920 x 25,920. Greater = Great Squared. Wow.

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[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm getting a strong feeling that Ma and Pa Hog think that making Alex go to church is gonna fix him.

The weird thing is that the mom and sisters are vocal LGBTQ supporters on their social media. If they believe people are born gay or trans and you can't just pray the gay away, how is he going to pray the pedophilia away? How is Jesus going to cure Alex's Internet addiction?

Now a little Jesus in Alex's life isn't going to hurt the boy but it's not going to fix him.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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Alex is speedrunning finding Jesus like he's going before a parole board.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

To join, say "I luv amputees" three times to confirm your demon soul.

I luv amputees
I luv amputees
I luv amputees

Is that it? Am I now part of the kool kiwi klub? I'm just trying to fit in guys.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

It's actually Alex!

 

[Gravemind]

Hot off the presses!
We are DemonKiwis now! To join, say "I luv amputees" three times to confirm your demon soul.
In other news, Alex expresses his love of "Sight" some more.

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I don't think being so self-assured that you're getting into heaven is a guarantee that you're getting into heaven, especially not when you make it a point to boast about.

But, you know, keep doing what you're doing.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

I'm not sure if this has been posted before in this thread, but I went into his DeviantArt favourites and found a folder called Rare Decent Bondage. He has a bondage fetish. (Link / Archive)