🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Why doesn't he just live in Tijuana or some other border town? Are they really that much more expensive than his current shithole?

Yes. He’s a broke piggy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Spoiler

The fundraiser isn't for the thieving niglet, it's for another unrelated nigger who stabbed a teenager in cold blood. At this point, the white mother got more money than him, lmfao. Nobody has heard from the niglet, and nobody even knows where it's parents are, all we know is that the person who filmed the altercation is a somali pedo who allegedly raped a 16 year old and got away with it thanks to living in MN. This means that he shouldn't even be on the playground at all, let alone stalking a child and it's mother there. Not like anyone in the media will ever tell you any of this.

Spoiler: OT

Nigglet steals her stuff, she calls nigglet a thieving nigger.
>Why did you call that 5-year-old a nigger
>Well maybe he shouldn't have acted like a nigger
Not wrong.
Allegedly this guy has been credibly accused of noncery? Total IRL streamer death.

Nigger stabs a kid to death.
Dad (of the victimised child) goes on a dick sucking tour loudly proclaiming that he's not a RACIST.
Raises over half a million for criminal and his family.

Holy shit we've reached levels of White guilt that should be impossible. This reads like a piece of fan fiction crocked up by someone who identifies as both a commie and a nazi.

Yeah, I get it now. What a fucking world we live in.

yeah well he's got two kids how many kids you have??????

Which are?

 

[sufferhorse]

word to the wise: dont believe for a second Linx posturing herself as a victim. She is playing both sides. She is cool with ralph off screen, and acts like a battered housewife on screen to lure the aylawgs.

This is colonel kurt all over again.

Clout does things to people.

 

[jewsernotfound]

This was the last sighting of the unfortunate vehicle that I know of

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from a livestream of him going to the torta place. Grimy and mud-covered, parked out under the blistering sun all day and banged up from Ralph’s drunk driving misadventures. I think he just abandoned it and stopped making payments. What’s Nissan going to do, ding his credit score? He has no credit score and doesn’t give a shit.

Cheaper to just uber on the rare occasions he goes anywhere.

saddest part of all this was that tweet he made wherein he outlines how he apologizes to his uber drivers for being white...daily...

apologizing for the skin yer daddy gave you, ralph? couldn't be me.

 

[Truly Rural]

Why doesn't he just live in Tijuana or some other border town? Are they really that much more expensive than his current shithole?

I'm pretty sure he said he will move to Tijuana before. Just another one off statement he made than forgotten.

 

[iheartjosh]

It's been said to death but if Ethan really cared about his son he would find a way to live in the same area, clean up his act, and ask for more time.

He especially wouldn't be travelling to Columbia to star in porn.

 

[Gator_Aids]

What is this new thing he does with his hands? I noticed a lot in that last video update he did after leaving the cuck shack. It's like he's uncomfortably trying to make things sound way more exciting than they are, but instead it's just distracting and shows how uncomfortable he is.
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Based on the hand gestures, he's obviously describing the size of Sammi's dick when he fucked him.

 

[HackerX]

Tijuana is basically Mexican San Diego. It’s all connected just the border gets in the way. It’s actually closer from downtown San Diego to Tijuana than it is to the north county suburbs like Encinitas and Carlsbad in the US.

Yeah, but the idea that the Ralphamale has to treat the border gate as a glorified toll booth on a daily drive, is beyond silly. The sheer fact he has to use a shuttle bus, that's likely provided by his hotel, is the cherry on top.

Why doesn't he just live in Tijuana or some other border town? Are they really that much more expensive than his current shithole?

El piggo too pooro

I'm pretty sure he said he will move to Tijuana before. Just another one off statement he made than forgotten.

He was baiting for roommates. Ofc, Ralph being the humble piggy that he is, wanted everyone to know he could afford to live in Tijuana on his own. He just didn't feel like it. He wanted to share the Mehican experience with a loyal paypig because he's just that great of a guy.

It was quickly forgotten because there wasn't a single paypiggy bite along with Ralph's drug/alcohol-induced issues with short-term memory.

 

[Sneed Force One]

It's been said to death but if Ethan really cared about his son he would find a way to live in the same area, clean up his act, and ask for more time.

That would get in the way of his hyper-machismo, Hunter S. Thompson Gonzo based fuck-the-ayylawgs perfect life. Cleaning up his act and asking for more time from a woman is bish-made.

Besides, xannies are easier to score the further away from the border he is.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Yeah, but the idea that the Ralphamale has to treat the border gate as a glorified toll booth on a daily drive, is beyond silly. The sheer fact he has to use a shuttle bus, that's likely provided by his hotel, is the cherry on top.

El piggo too pooro

He was baiting for roommates. Ofc, Ralph being the humble piggy that he is, wanted everyone to know he could afford to live in Tijuana on his own. He just didn't feel like it. He wanted to share the Mehican experience with a loyal paypig because he's just that great of a guy.

It was quickly forgotten because there wasn't a single paypiggy bite along with Ralph's drug/alcohol-induced issues with short-term memory.

Adolfwulf would rather live with a guy who jerks off with his legs over his head and smells his own farts.

 

[sufferhorse]

analwolf chose to live with a literal federal informant over ralph.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

The weather is generally nicer in Tijuana than Merida. There’s less humidity, And heat during summer. I guess Ralph’s shack has AC because we’d be able to smell him sweating through the Internet without it, for instance this week the temperatures are in the low 100s 38C and it’s only May. If it went out he’d be one baked ham.

 

[Um...]

If Ethan really cared about his son he would find a way to live in the same area,

One more time:
He
can’t
afford to do this.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Adolfwulf would rather live with a guy who jerks off with his legs over his head and smells his own farts.

analwolf chose to live with a literal federal informant over ralph.

The weather is generally nicer in Tijuana than Merida. There’s less humidity, And heat during summer. I guess Ralph’s shack has AC because we’d be able to smell him sweating through the Internet without it, for instance this week the temperatures are in the low 100s 38C and it’s only May. If it went out he’d be one baked ham.

Analwolf may be a degenerate furfag pedo but he knows where the money is. Mama and Papa Baked keep Timmy well funded and docile with their checkbook. I imagine Baked needs a new sidekick and he's offering a payment plan. He's going to keep Ralph well stocked in $1 tips.

 

[Braphamut]

Anyone happen to catch Ralphamania 2 that was promised last week? I don't see a championship belt on Twitter so I'm guessing he lost, again.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It was quickly forgotten because there wasn't a single paypiggy bite along with Ralph's drug/alcohol-induced issues with short-term memory.

Hey, he didn't want a roomie anyway. He was just fucking with everyone. Literally no one could hang with the Ralphmale. Besides, his imaginary $15k can pay for a palacio, if you wanna know the truth about it. He's just not in one because he prefers the raw bandido experience, and because he's making sure the trapos señoritas clawing at the door aren't just using him for his money.

 

[break these cuffs]

Anyone happen to catch Ralphamania 2 that was promised last week? I don't see a championship belt on Twitter so I'm guessing he lost, again.

Sammi took one look at the Memphis Mamba and decided Rakph didn't need a chastity belt and kept it for himself.

 

[Punished Larson]

 

[Mynameisdark]

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He lost BOTH phones?!

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

He especially wouldn't be travelling to Columbia to star in porn.

I got to watch Hunter Moore fuck bitches in person, jealous aylogg.

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He lost BOTH phones?!

Totally sober people lose their phones, cards and ID every time they travel.