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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Punished Larson said:
Is any of this even true??
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What is this new thing he does with his hands? I noticed a lot in that last video update he did after leaving the cuck shack. It's like he's uncomfortably trying to make things sound way more exciting than they are, but instead it's just distracting and shows how uncomfortable he is.
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“Best day of the year”? Doesn’t say much for the year, piggy.
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He’s trying hard to hype himself up to prevent killing himself alone in a cheap Tijuana hotel room tonight.

Weird it’s the best day ever! when he seemed so absolutely miserable when actually living with his wife and child every day. I guess 6 hours a year supervised fatherhood is a much better fit for Ralph’s joy.
 
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Updatedmyjournal said:
Is he admitting he flagged Linx?
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He claimed earlier that she'd agreed to come on his stream once he's back in the crack shack, how much of that is her placating him remains to be seen. She's literally retarded so who knows whether or not she believed whatever bullshit line he fed her.

He's absolutely trashed right now though, that's a certified non-sequitor ralphamale drunk tweet.

ETA: I just realised why Ralph doesn't stay in the US when he has his visitation with Xander. American hotels requires the guest to provide a credit card in order to book a room, which he doesn't have. He used to stay in Daxipad's Barbie dream mansion before, but between the burnt bridges, not having a credit card like a normal adult, amd being banned from every third party lodging app known to man, he's completely unable to stay stateside even if he wanted to / could afford it.

Imagine being fucking poor, lmfao.
 
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Pale Empress said:
He claimed earlier that she'd agreed to come on his stream once he's back in the crack shack, how much of that is her placating him remains to be seen. She's literally retarded so who knows whether or not she believed whatever bullshit line he fed her.

He's absolutely trashed right now though, that's a certified non-sequitor ralphamale drunk tweet.

ETA: I just realised why Ralph doesn't stay in the US when he has his visitation with Xander. American hotels requires the guest to provide a credit card in order to book a room, which he doesn't have. He used to stay in Daxipad's Barbie dream mansion before, but between the burnt bridges, not having a credit card like a normal adult, amd being banned from every third party lodging app known to man, he's completely unable to stay stateside even if he wanted to / could afford it.

Imagine being fucking poor, lmfao.
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So what he literally waddled across the border then goes back? Sounds more like a 2 star day to me,
 
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Punished Larson said:
Does his son even love him?
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Is any of this even true??
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I'm probably being autistically nit-picky, but notice the the specific way he phrases this. "Mah son lubs me".

Now everyone knows that's bullshit. Xanduh meets Piggy about 2 hours once a month? Even with no context outside of assuming Ralph is the perfect father, Xander has no idea who he Ralph is. No familiarity whatsoever. To Xander, Ralph is just a guy he has to visit occasionally. He's got no idea why. All Xander knows is his mom drops him off to meet with an awkward dude.

What bothers me is Ralph should have phrased it "ahh lub my son". Yes, it'd still be complete bullshit, but in the 0% chance it was true, it wouldn't matter because the only person it doesn't matter if we call it bullshit, is Ralph. In the 0% chance it was true, Ralph could just live the truth.

Instead, he wants to use his innocent piglet's words (that were never spoken) as a cudgel to satisfy his narcissistic need to prove Faith and the alogs wrong. He's putting words into his son's mouth. His son, who is utterly unaware that his daddeh is broadcasting their relationship, for the sole purpose of xitter? Are you shitting me?

Ultimately, it's just another instance of Ralph shifting ownership to someone else when it benefits him. Oh, he missed the border hopping qeue? That's the border alogs fault. Oh, he gets kicked out of the plane? Alogs. Oh, he needs to Xitter validation? His son said he loves him. Really weird how these things happen again and again and again and again. It's almost like a pattern or something? He's so passive. Things are always happening to him and never because of him and that has to be a miserable existence. I don't know how Ralph can consider himself a man in this world.

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ETA: I just realised why Ralph doesn't stay in the US when he has his visitation with Xander. American hotels requires the guest to provide a credit card in order to book a room, which he doesn't have. He used to stay in Daxipad's Barbie dream mansion before, but between the burnt bridges, not having a credit card like a normal adult, amd being banned from every third party lodging app known to man, he's completely unable to stay stateside even if he wanted to / could afford it.
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I'm gonna miss the days where he'd vaguexeet about being in Juju's area. He'd desperately hope that Juju would message him "come right over, bud", but Juju would just ignore him, lol. It only took dozens of times (and a drunk rant) for Ralph to finally pick up the hint.
 
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Raiken said:
it's best for the kids to never know who this guy is, i got a daughter around rozy's age and i can only imagine how terrible life would be around him.
they are clingy sponges that get emotional at everything that upsets them enough(mine just started crying today because her juice box was upside down). he would leave amanda with her all the time in her solitary prison with her while he keeps doing exactly what he doing now, and rosy would be scared of getting close to the room and would surely consume anything he keeps around.
sander would be even worse, he would let him do "guy things" because all he wants is a friend and he's retarded and can't connect with anyone his age.
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Children may not have the intellect of an adult, but their skills of observation and memory are every bit as sharp as an adult's. Even as a little baby. If Ralph spent enough time around the child formerly known as Rosy, she would become a self-loathing doormat like her mother, find a monster like Ralph to abuse her.
One of the saddest realisation I've had about people: between 6 months old & up to their early 20s, is the only time a person can have any real corrections in their behaviour or outlook on life, changes can be made, or the person will be forced by circumstance to adopt their behaviour, but the moment they have the freedom, their true colours will fly once more.

TL;DR: I respect Harry Morris for his dynamic action. Saved his Daughter/GD from a man who can't save himself.
 
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I'm putting him down for death by lack of situational awareness. How can you be this oblivious especially when you're a gringo which comes off as a very easy target lmao
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Irony of the year would be if Ralph really did leave his phone at home charging and he comes back to nothing but the ashes of his former sty due to faulty Mexican wiring.
 
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HackerX said:
Quick question. During a two day Xanduh visit (completely hypothetical), does he stay in the Sandy Eggo area overnight or does he run back to Tijuana for a cheaper hotel? It's gotta be the latter, right? Yes, it's hilariously pathetic, but Jesus Christ. Imagine getting to a point in life where your plans are dictated around the schedule of a Mexican shuttle to/from the border.
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Tijuana is basically Mexican San Diego. It’s all connected just the border gets in the way. It’s actually closer from downtown San Diego to Tijuana than it is to the north county suburbs like Encinitas and Carlsbad in the US.
 
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Vernon Dozier said:
Tijuana is basically Mexican San Diego. It’s all connected just the border gets in the way. It’s actually closer from downtown San Diego to Tijuana than it is to the north county suburbs like Encinitas and Carlsbad in the US.
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Why doesn't he just live in Tijuana or some other border town? Are they really that much more expensive than his current shithole?
 
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