Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 447 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 121 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,716 38.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,042 45.3%

  • Total voters
    4,509
I doubt it. When this thread was new there were a lotta new accounts dropping into the thread to drop weird unsubstantiated claims about knowing him personally and having dirt on him. These were caught as suspicious and the thread was locked for a while while it was briefly looked into, then after that it came to a stop and hasn't happened since. My theory is that Mald caught on early and tried to control the narrative by muddying the waters but when he realized it wasn't working decided to make the only genuinely smart decision he's ever made and just completely ignore the farms. It's like 99.99% likely Mald lurks here but probably doesn't have an account.
He even attempted to pose as a user creating the parody game "Shartbound" to demonstrate that Kiwifarms couldn't produce a game themselves. However, he likely abandoned this tactic once Mald (smelly) noticed the Doom feature post.
 
He even attempted to pose as a user creating the parody game "Shartbound" to demonstrate that Kiwifarms couldn't produce a game themselves. However, he likely abandoned this tactic once Mald (smelly) noticed the Doom feature post.
Since when are you my sworn enemy
Edit: i figured it out lmao
 
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The stories he spins, the way Dr K practically leads him by the hand toward admitting Mald is the problem, but Mald INSISTS on not admitting it is baffling. Guy would sooner shit out of his mouth than admit he is the problem. It's fascinating to witness.
My favorite part was "Think as if you are a narcissist. I'm not calling you one but think as if you are"
 
You know, the funniest thing about the Dr. K thing is him bitching about "cannibalization" but had he just started one stream up dressed as a roach and didn't acknowledge the costume the whole time, he'd probably be bigger than ever and no one would bitch about it.

But that's the thing, he can't admit he did something wrong, it was the universe conspiring against him for content.
 
But that's the thing, he can't admit he did something wrong
There's a miserable future for him where he grows up just enough to realize how narrowly and transparently self-obsessed he is, and cringe at his old behaviors just like he cringes at his old, unmodified voice. But doesn't grow enough to get over that, and just builds another puberty theory to explain why he's now further on the road to Tao.
 
There's a miserable future for him where he grows up just enough to realize how narrowly and transparently self-obsessed he is, and cringe at his old behaviors just like he cringes at his old, unmodified voice. But doesn't grow enough to get over that, and just builds another puberty theory to explain why he's now further on the road to Tao.
You mean he'll unlock the empathy skill in his 30's and make a shitty Content Roach?
 
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Idk if this "this is clearly not a cult" thing is a jab at people thinking his fanbase is a cult, being self aware about creating a cult or some kind of inside joke I'm not chronically online enough to understand. Maybe it's just overthinking and means nothing.
 
Idk if this "this is clearly not a cult" thing is a jab at people thinking his fanbase is a cult, being self aware about creating a cult or some kind of inside joke
It's second order meta. Before anyone and everyone got banned for saying anything remotely critical about Irate Roachware, the majority sentiment in his community was that sycophantic behavior is disgusting and should be discouraged via ridicule. Jason then co-opted the sarcastic phrase and uses it very heavily, hardly foreseeing how ironic it would eventually become after his fifty thousand bans (or however many he's up to now).
 
He even attempted to pose as a user creating the parody game "Shartbound" to demonstrate that Kiwifarms couldn't produce a game themselves. However, he likely abandoned this tactic once Mald (smelly) noticed the Doom feature post.
How far back is this? lmao im curious!
 
hardly foreseeing how ironic it would eventually become after his fifty thousand bans (or however many he's up to now).
Does this mean that there is ground work laid out for a Yandere Dev-esque Pirate Software discord server ban any % speedrun?
:thinking:
 
Does this mean that there is ground work laid out for a Yandere Dev-esque Pirate Software discord server ban any % speedrun?
It does mean that, but it's less a speedrun and more like speed-taking-a-step, because all you have to do is post "mana gem" or "7 years" and you will be banned.
 
I doubt it. When this thread was new there were a lotta new accounts dropping into the thread to drop weird unsubstantiated claims about knowing him personally and having dirt on him. These were caught as suspicious and the thread was locked for a while while it was briefly looked into, then after that it came to a stop and hasn't happened since. My theory is that Mald caught on early and tried to control the narrative by muddying the waters but when he realized it wasn't working decided to make the only genuinely smart decision he's ever made and just completely ignore the farms. It's like 99.99% likely Mald lurks here but probably doesn't have an account.
Ever since Jersh re-did the KF theme and re-introduced privacy function unbroken, he (Jason) might have made an account. But not sure, might not. Whats more probable is that one of his friends or employees made an account and lurk for him.
Think Jason will try to DMCA another game of mine?
Beautiful, big fan of your works capability to make him MATI. May I suggest a addition to increase malding factor on Jasons end?
 
Ever since Jersh re-did the KF theme and re-introduced privacy function unbroken, he (Jason) might have made an account. But not sure, might not. Whats more probable is that one of his friends or employees made an account and lurk for him.

Beautiful, big fan of your works capability to make him MATI. May I suggest a addition to increase malding factor on Jasons end?
Id love to hear it! I had a few things for his biome like a room full of ferrets ect. He has 2 fights though, he transforms into figtree. I would post the sprite work here but its not letting me for some reason. Though the game is not about him I wanted to add him for my own amusement/meme. I think it would fit well as the game contains other lolcows and controversial e celebs. Whats MATI mean btw lol
 
Id love to hear it! I had a few things for his biome like a room full of ferrets ect. He has 2 fights though, he transforms into figtree. I would post the sprite work here but its not letting me for some reason. Though the game is not about him I wanted to add him for my own amusement/meme. I think it would fit well as the game contains other lolcows and controversial e celebs. Whats MATI mean btw lol
Mad at the Internet
 
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