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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

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  • lol no

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Isn't this like the 5th phone he "lost"?

To be honest I'm split on if he lost them or he got mugged cause he's such an obvious mark. But he's also brained damaged enough to just forget where he put it.
It’s honestly amazing how he constantly manages to lose his phone considering he’s practically glued to the internet. I’m trying to remember when I even lost something haphazardly when traveling and there’s nothing. I’ve had times where I think I forgot something and stop, double check but nope. Never lost. Especially these days when phones are practically the same as losing your wallet.
 
So Hunter called Ralph getting stuck in Tijuana? What a wizard. I mean, it's not MUCH of a stretch to think it would happen, but kudos to the man for getting that one.
I think he’s saying he called it that the MIA thing was an act. Piggy’s trying to make it into him ā€˜calling it’ that linx would ā€˜turn’ but it wasn’t.
 
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So did Ralph pay for Nestle from change he picked up on the streets of Tijuana? Did he just carry cash for hookers and hotels, but not for the returning flight? And make it make sense to me, why would he book Merida - Tijuana one way flight?

I'm under the impression Ralph is not just without his phone, I think he's out of money.
 
almost 40 years old.
I don't know if anyone else gets this but every single time I am reminded that Ralph isn't even 40 I just do a double take. Like it's hard to even believe it looking at him. Ralph looks like he's in his early 50 on a good day and well into his 60s on a bad day.
 
It’s honestly amazing how he constantly manages to lose his phone considering he’s practically glued to the internet. I’m trying to remember when I even lost something haphazardly when traveling and there’s nothing. I’ve had times where I think I forgot something and stop, double check but nope. Never lost. Especially these days when phones are practically the same as losing your wallet.
The problem piggy has is that he's shaped like a bean or a potato. Between that and being a certified white nigger, his shorts are undoubtably in constant sag mode, no doubt spilling shit out of his pockets all the time. If the fat slob would invest in either a belt or another man purse, he'll probably stop losing his phone, ID, ect.
 
so, last night's tweet WAS a veiled threat to Linx.

So as of now, BOTH things happened, she revealed herself to be a clout monster AND a victim of circumstances. That's what you get for chasin gunt.
it's all fun and games until ralph activates his ugly bastard powers and forcibly impregnates her while keemstar holds her hand from under the bed
 
It’s honestly amazing how he constantly manages to lose his phone considering he’s practically glued to the internet. I’m trying to remember when I even lost something haphazardly when traveling and there’s nothing. I’ve had times where I think I forgot something and stop, double check but nope. Never lost. Especially these days when phones are practically the same as losing your wallet.
Yeah. Rly makes u think. Doing the "wallet, keys, phone" check is standard male behavior. Now Ralph gets a pass since he's a BPD woman, but he's definitely the type to always have his phone in hand. Always. Im
I'm under the impression Ralph is not just without his phone, I think he's out of money.
I'm under the impression he has his debit and credit cards linked with his phone. If that's the case, he's even more retarded for the fact losing his phone(s) happens on a damn near monthly basis.
 
Stuck outside Tijuana meaning he is stuck in Sandy Eggo at the border crossing? Or stuck at an airport which is outside of Tijuana? Or literally stuck out doors while in Tijuana?
At any rate the Gunt clearly never out grew needing his mom to pick his clothes and pack his school bag because he can't keep track of his phone wallet and papers to save his life
 
It’s honestly amazing how he constantly manages to lose his phone considering he’s practically glued to the internet. I’m trying to remember when I even lost something haphazardly when traveling and there’s nothing. I’ve had times where I think I forgot something and stop, double check but nope. Never lost. Especially these days when phones are practically the same as losing your wallet.
One time when I was driving home, I saw a college aged kid lying on the sidewalk passed out. I went over to check him out and he was just dead to the world, his cell phone lying on the ground next to him. Nudged him with my foot...nothing. Called 911 and while I was on the phone with them something must have clicked in this kid's head that the authorities were coming because in one fluid motion he grabbed his phone off the ground and ran down the street like a runaway slave. I've never in my life seen anyone move that fast, especially not from the state he was in.

My point is...he took his phone with him.
 
One time when I was driving home, I saw a college aged kid lying on the sidewalk passed out. I went over to check him out and he was just dead to the world, his cell phone lying on the ground next to him. Nudged him with my foot...nothing. Called 911 and while I was on the phone with them something must have clicked in this kid's head that the authorities were coming because in one fluid motion he grabbed his phone off the ground and ran down the street like a runaway slave. I've never in my life seen anyone move that fast, especially not from the state he was in.

My point is...he took his phone with him.
Funny coincidence, one day I was tired from getting my dick sucked by hot babes the night before and I decided to take a nap on the sidewalk and some fat tranny tried to steal my phone so I grabbed it and ran like a runaway slave.
 
At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if piggy got so desperate he was forced to be a plaything for some weeny idea guys. Imagine if he became financially dependent on a group like that, much like Chris is with Preator or whoever else is running the show for him now. They could make him do anything they wanted.

The pig should just get it over with and join IP2 or similar group. This is his only home now, sooner or later he won't even be able to waddle around in some third world country or stream from his furnace of a tin shack with spilled piss bottles and cat shit everywhere. Those things still require some amount of money, might as well accept his fate and become the new OnlyUseMeBlade.
 
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