Itās honestly amazing how he constantly manages to lose his phone considering heās practically glued to the internet. Iām trying to remember when I even lost something haphazardly when traveling and thereās nothing. Iāve had times where I think I forgot something and stop, double check but nope. Never lost. Especially these days when phones are practically the same as losing your wallet.
I think heās saying he called it that the MIA thing was an act. Piggyās trying to make it into him ācalling itā that linx would āturnā but it wasnāt.
I don't know if anyone else gets this but every single time I am reminded that Ralph isn't even 40 I just do a double take. Like it's hard to even believe it looking at him. Ralph looks like he's in his early 50 on a good day and well into his 60s on a bad day.
The problem piggy has is that he's shaped like a bean or a potato. Between that and being a certified white nigger, his shorts are undoubtably in constant sag mode, no doubt spilling shit out of his pockets all the time. If the fat slob would invest in either a belt or another man purse, he'll probably stop losing his phone, ID, ect.
it's all fun and games until ralph activates his ugly bastard powers and forcibly impregnates her while keemstar holds her hand from under the bed
Yeah. Rly makes u think. Doing the "wallet, keys, phone" check is standard male behavior. Now Ralph gets a pass since he's a BPD woman, but he's definitely the type to always have his phone in hand. Always. Im
I'm under the impression he has his debit and credit cards linked with his phone. If that's the case, he's even more retarded for the fact losing his phone(s) happens on a damn near monthly basis.
He has no credit cards.
One time when I was driving home, I saw a college aged kid lying on the sidewalk passed out. I went over to check him out and he was just dead to the world, his cell phone lying on the ground next to him. Nudged him with my foot...nothing. Called 911 and while I was on the phone with them something must have clicked in this kid's head that the authorities were coming because in one fluid motion he grabbed his phone off the ground and ran down the street like a runaway slave. I've never in my life seen anyone move that fast, especially not from the state he was in.
Funny coincidence, one day I was tired from getting my dick sucked by hot babes the night before and I decided to take a nap on the sidewalk and some fat tranny tried to steal my phone so I grabbed it and ran like a runaway slave.
At least I'm not black.
And everyone clapped, including me
