Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 311 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 320 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,411
IngusNSFW said:
What the fuck?
He said many times she is not a good person- and that she doesn't care for others and- she is a manipulator- she's a coldblooded killer-

What.

Does he think these things are normal and DON'T make someone evil?
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That was EXACTLY what i meant and yet he completely disregarded.

Me: You say she is emotionless but you keep braging how she is EVIL and NOT A NICE PERSON in every single video. Stop doing that.
Alex: But Ayano doesn't see her actions as evil so technically i never portrayed her as evil.
Me:
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https://clips.twitch.tv/AggressiveShyHerbsCurseLit
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>i have such little fucking spare time to play videogames

Says Alex while doing his daily 4 hour long stream
 
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Sempai said:
alex chimped the fuck out last night, holy fuck
https://clips.twitch.tv/AggressiveShyHerbsCurseLit
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The fanbase's beloved daddydev got a little heated. I love it.

I can't be the only one who thought he was gonna cry from the sound of his voice, was he even complaining about Breath of the Wild or just general shit? Regardless what it was, it was truly a beauty to see and i will never forget it.
 
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But according to him fapping is also a job.

And yet more sperging about the ever changing "lore" (if it can even be called that)

> "She is NOT NICE"
later becomes
> "She is a robot with no feelings"

Next he'll say she's legit a robot made by Info-Chan for some reason (like more revenge porn for eva to fap over)
 
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Kaabi said:
was he even complaining about Breath of the Wild or just general shit? Regardless what it was, it was truly a beauty to see and i will never forget it.
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From watching that part on his channel, Alex is trying to get a star fragment that falls from the sky and disappears after a few minutes, so he is standing there on the top of the mountain waiting for it to appear. Then he gets tired of waiting and not finding the star so he starts whining.

But the best part? IT DID FALL. As soon as Alex says "This is a waste of time!" you can see a stream of light falling in the other mountain in front of him. He didn't see it because he was screaming autistically.


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The chat tried to warn him but of course he didn't reach it in time.

:story:
 
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LucasSomething said:
From watching that part on his channel, Alex is trying to get a star fragment that falls from the sky and disappears after a few minutes, so he is standing there on the top of the mountain waiting for it to appear. Then he gets tired of waiting and not finding the star so he starts whining.

But the best part? IT DID FALL. As soon as Alex says "This is a waste of time!" you can see a stream of light falling in the other mountain in front of him. He didn't see it because he was screaming autistically.


alexstreamzelda.png


The chat tried to warn him but of course he didn't reach it in time.

:story:
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Alex's failures in a nutshell
 
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Sempai said:
alex chimped the fuck out last night, holy fuck
https://clips.twitch.tv/AggressiveShyHerbsCurseLit
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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES GUYS!
EVEN THOUGH I DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR HOURS ON END BESIDES WAIT FOR MY MOM TO BRING ME TENDIES!

Jesus, Eva plz.


LucasSomething said:
From watching that part on his channel, Alex is trying to get a star fragment that falls from the sky and disappears after a few minutes, so he is standing there on the top of the mountain waiting for it to appear. Then he gets tired of waiting and not finding the star so he starts whining.

But the best part? IT DID FALL. As soon as Alex says "This is a waste of time!" you can see a stream of light falling in the other mountain in front of him. He didn't see it because he was screaming autistically.


alexstreamzelda.png


The chat tried to warn him but of course he didn't reach it in time.

:story:
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That's fucking beautiful lel, he got punished for sperging the fuck out over a video game. I don't have much to say beyond he completely deserved that for whining like a bitch.
 
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I don't know how anyone can tolerate his streams. You need wit and personality to be consistently entertaining, and he is about as far from witty and charming as a person can possibly get. Then again, Onision still has over 2 million subscribers right now, so who knows.
 
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LucasSomething said:
From watching that part on his channel, Alex is trying to get a star fragment that falls from the sky and disappears after a few minutes, so he is standing there on the top of the mountain waiting for it to appear. Then he gets tired of waiting and not finding the star so he starts whining.

But the best part? IT DID FALL. As soon as Alex says "This is a waste of time!" you can see a stream of light falling in the other mountain in front of him. He didn't see it because he was screaming autistically.


alexstreamzelda.png


The chat tried to warn him but of course he didn't reach it in time.

:story:
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This perfectly encapsulates why Alex is such a cow. The timing of the star fragment fall couldn't have been more perfect.
 
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MonsterDong2 said:
Alex is such a mess.
He can't code, he can't speedrun a video game, and he can't NOT yell at video games that are so easy.
What next, yelling that he's not getting paid enough to the point he makes fans pay more for his laziness?
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Who knows, with him, he'd probably make a biased poll about it first, guilt-tripping everyone into it. :lol: After all, his patreon is just his "tip jar".
 
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