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- Apr 20, 2025
I kinda hate myself for being this invested, but I really wish I could take control of Ethan's brain in times like these to help him win the Reddit faggot PR war.
Don't mention the shit they're attaching to donations. That's what they want you to do, and it will make you look bad to the Redditors. Just shut the fuck up, let them do their thing. Then congratulate and thank them for raising money for cancer kids with all the sincerity you can counterfeit. If anyone brings up the donations, respond with "Hey, the CPS call already failed, and my kids are safe and sound. I'm glad this whole ordeal has wound up creating some positive change in the world. I'd like to thank Hasan's fanbase for focusing their attacks on my personal life, and leaving their distasteful rhetoric about the Jewish people out of it."
Boom. Your enemies just wasted their own money to own you, made themselves look like petty retards, and you still get to rub their nose in their failure while appearing like a good lefty queer. DM me if you're reading this, Ethan. I know you can afford my services.