Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 199 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 777 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 497 20.7%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 259 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,402
Some of Hasan’s donors

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I kinda hate myself for being this invested, but I really wish I could take control of Ethan's brain in times like these to help him win the Reddit faggot PR war.
Don't mention the shit they're attaching to donations. That's what they want you to do, and it will make you look bad to the Redditors. Just shut the fuck up, let them do their thing. Then congratulate and thank them for raising money for cancer kids with all the sincerity you can counterfeit. If anyone brings up the donations, respond with "Hey, the CPS call already failed, and my kids are safe and sound. I'm glad this whole ordeal has wound up creating some positive change in the world. I'd like to thank Hasan's fanbase for focusing their attacks on my personal life, and leaving their distasteful rhetoric about the Jewish people out of it."
Boom. Your enemies just wasted their own money to own you, made themselves look like petty retards, and you still get to rub their nose in their failure while appearing like a good lefty queer. DM me if you're reading this, Ethan. I know you can afford my services.
 
Seeing dimwits like Hasan raise money so easily is just depressing to me. But hey, good for the charity at least.
He’s proving you only need to hate Jews to raise a shit ton of money. No boxing required.

if only he could be this brave
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How many blow jobs do you think Ian owes him tonight?
 
How is a husband supposed to feel when his wife goes on holiday to another city while he suffers at the trough of his career, only for the wife to then post selfies about feeling hot, blessed, and sexy while alone in a strange place away from her husband?
A normal one would worry.

This is Ian, however. He would be like "oh hell yes. oh fuck yes. oooh I needed that 🥴🥴"
 
This is literally the crying behind the mask meme with Anisa celebrating someone else carrying their event that they got fired from and by the way will still fail. Absolutely no chance they can turn it around. Enjoy the lowercase cope w. Every X tard should be reminding the hasan zoomers that Ian ripped a Quran in half.
 
Some of Hasan’s donors

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Anyone remember when Andy Warski's charity live show got completely refunded because some of the donors were inputting £14.88 as the dono amount, and some of the names and messages included "no-no" words?
Would be funny if history repeated itself with Hasan's charity event.
 
Nice write-up, clearer than I could put it.

This mentality is core to wokeism. It's how you highjack a white person's good intentions and turn them into this
That's the "self-serving opportunism" I meant. A guy like Hasan could speak of "loyalty" and his actions are... goading Ian on to make a Content Cop on his (probably better) friend Ethan... (purely hypothetical thought-experiment ofc.)
That "I don't want them to feel hurt", is simply having got fooled by a "loyal" friend into being their tool. It's like a summary of Dominance & Submission: wrong "loyalty", wrong "duty" - duty to specific individuals.

To be fair, someone might come up with such a stupid course of action without encouragement - but to keep people that stupid around, and letting them remain under an illusion of friendship / intimacy, and that their behavior would be attractive, is enabling their worst traits... so that's opportunism too, of the passive kind.

Putting that aside - is that "defense" really in the best interest of the one being "protected"? Is it not more about the "fun" of imposing on and dunking on some "bad guy"? Or about propitiating one's superior or ingratiating oneself, than about a sincere attempt to protect a good thing? There is just so much that can and does go wrong with this way of thinking about loyalty or duty...

"i don't want them to hate me for not standing up for them"
That's slavish - "nooo they'll not like me I must dance monke dance" - and insipid - "I'll risk their safety by fake-standing-up for themmm". I think we basically understand each other.
 
Reminder that Hasan is a former fat kid and will always have the awkward fat kid body, mannerisms, and aura.

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If you've ever wondered what Hasan would look like if he hadn't started taking steroids, his brother, Murat is still fat. And he works for Boeing too, making F-15s for America and Israel 🇺🇸🇮🇱
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At this point, I'm 90% certain that Hasan's got no pocket money for himself. All his Twitch cash gets pocketed by Uncle Chunk Uyghur Genocide Denial, and let's not forget Uncle Chunk was the reason why Hasan even has the spotlight in the first place. It takes a scummy roachman to put another scummy roachman in his place.
Cenk doesn't like Hasan and he and Ana have shit on him on their show. Of course, this started because Hasan started shitting on his uncle first for making some very milquetoast comments that pissed off the SJWs.
 
Is she drinking already?

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LOL Anus is tanning herself on a beauty app and forgot her shoulder
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>artifical spic-brown tan
>exagerrated winged liner
>mtf smirk

UHHH....SKINWALK MUCH?!?! So awesome to see this in real time, like rare giant squid footage. Her victim list is now: Denims, Dani, Asian chick into Ian, Maxmoefoe's gf. Institutionalize her now!!
 
At the every end of the clip you can see the light in his eyes spark up again,like a shitty old BiC lighter somehow igniting. This may be the first time in years he’s finally letting his Hyde out, after years of the adpocalypse and building up a fanbase who would cannibalize him at any sign of chuddyness he finally is free to just shit on someone in a completely sincere genuine way. You can almost hear the smiling friends victory jingle at the end. The Jewish Man is back baby!
 
Anyone remember when Andy Warski's charity live show got completely refunded because some of the donors were inputting £14.88 as the dono amount, and some of the names and messages included "no-no" words?
Would be funny if history repeated itself with Hasan's charity event.
I reckon that would be extremely gay and counter-productive. I would rather that money ends up in the hands of a cancer charity than remain in the hands of retarded socialists that want me dead. I would also prefer that Glass Johma continues with his generational streak of PR blunders. I don't want him to spend the next 2 months grandstanding about how the haters, the incels, and that rat bastard Ethan Klein took money away from kids with cancer because they got their feelings hurt by the donations. And if that money ends up getting refunded, he would be justified in making that claim.
 
DeOrio summarizes Creator Clash 3's charity angle and Hasan's involvement



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Hasancultists best use case is a teat to be milked for trust fund dollars so it's kind of nice it's going to an actual good cause instead of into his bank account or to middle eastern terrorism or whatever the fuck he does with his money.

All these women are past or approaching 30 and they interact like they're 14. Those photos were "cunt" (the ones where they look like sewer rats).
Also: getting us to take. That means Anisa was begging for pics lol.
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I bet they all get catty and shit talk about each other in PMs

EDIT: Removed currently unprovable theory that Hasan is a dog-fucker
 
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They don't even go into each other's arms right now when they're both alive. No sex, and Anisa clearly doesn't think of Ian as a husband. How tf would they have died in each other's arms?
I am dozens and dozens of pages behind but the answer here is easy. She chokes on a gluten free muffin and then he clings to her dead body til he dies of despair like Quasimodo at the end of the book.
 
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