Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Goodstuff Goose]

Hey Notch, how about you give me those $300k.

• Pro: I wouldn't waste them on a useless, retarded shitflinging match against a has-been gaming personality.
• Con: Nothing.

I think my argument is pretty convincing.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

If only Karl had the same stance before dragging them into poverty and debt.

It's actually nuts how quickly this developed. I remember the first few videos having that ironic "I'm gonna talk like a sensationalist youtuber" angle, but then he genuinely started acting that way. He could've just called quits and stopped. Move on to the videos people actually LIKED from him, but he just kept pushing this Kingler Kong angle for no fucking reason.

Anyone else had gone into a lawsuit it'd be an update video of 5 mins every 3 months, not become the majority of your videos.

God, think of his wife and kid having to survive this. Realizing he's a lunatic who pumps to shemale porn while he drags you into lifelong debt.

 

[zzzten]

the supreme gentlemen will be reincarnated as maximus wong

 

[Mayfly]

Poor kid. If I were Maximus I’d disown this pasty pathetic maggot of a dad the instant I turn 18.

Imagine growing up HAPA dealing with:

1. A Chink mom who secretly despises and subtly emasculates you
2. A faggot dad pale as a maggot who’s embarrassed to give you his last name yet proudly proclaims his love for trannies and cock more than his own family
3. Your own name reduced to a dated boomer Monty Python penis punchline
4. Dealing with generational debt because your father chose to A-Log some washed up neckbeard from the 80s and trusted legal advice from ChatGPT

His son is named maximus AND doesn't even have his father's last name? This should be considered child abuse.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Having to grow up half Asian is bad enough. Being named Maximus is just icing on the cake

>Icing, not ricing

 

[Duke-Diggler]

This whole destruction has been fucking delicious. Billy Mitchell, like a phoenix, has risen up from the slander and rightfully retook his place as the king of kong and world video game champion. It has been glorious.

Speedrunners are massive troon faggots that deserve the rope. We need to go back to the days of Classic arcades like Donkey Kong, Pac Man, Galaga, Missile Command, Robotron 2084 and Defender. Those were games where you can play endlessly until you got to the kill screen, where it takes actual skill to get the high score, not to memorize shit like a tape recorder.

Karl had one job: Not lie about the suicide thing about Billy. Also, to not have complete disregard whether or not it's true.

Karl Jobst has now truly been felted by Billy Mitchel and no one should call Billy a cheat ever again.

 

[McSneaks]

I think I recall Karl revealing just how much he gets from sponsors at least once, ironically (or not) in a video about Billy, wherein Billy claims that Karl's whole schtick is basically just making money from his videos accusing Billy of all sorts of shit. This is hilarious in hindsight, because it is completely true to an extent that nobody in Karl's audience even conceived of before the judgement. Anyway, from the numbers about sponsors provided by Karl in that video, and going by the average rate of $/views on youtube, you could probably roughly estimate just how much Karl makes, and how long it would take to pay Billy back.

edit: He also has 565 members on his patreon. No idea how much that is because it's hidden. You could go with the average patreon donation to factor it in.

He did it's in one of the later billy videos, he was countering Billys claim he makes like (20k? Whatever number he said) and it was actually only a couple thousand at best. Another L

 

[DerelictOnion]

Doesn't matter how much money he made before he lost the lawsuit. His new videos (except for the one with the apology) do not get nearly as much views as his Billy Mitchell ones. It is also not clear if he lost sponsor revenues, but he probably did. He is making less than he used to for sure.

 

[Vernerus]

I'm not gonna lie, when I saw the feature I thought it said Karl owes AUTISM instead of AU$1,8M

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

And how's he supposed to go to a park without turning to ash, genius?

He could go at night!

Your own name reduced to a dated boomer Monty Python penis punchline

Maximus DWong

Jobst Hobo

Jobo

 

[Someoneelse]

I believed this fucker, he lied about why he got sued.
May Jobst be fucked to oblivion.

 

[HiveDull]

Hell Yeah Donkey Kang.
Gonna buy myself a collection of his hot sauces to celebrate.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I'm not gonna lie, when I saw the feature I thought it said Karl owes AUTISM instead of AU$1,8M

He should owe autism. He's got enough to go around.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

The king needs his money nigga, stop talking about cocks on discord and make more speedrunning videos, you've got about 9,999 left until you can pay your legal bill

 

[Draftiel]

inb4 Jarl Lobst necks himself

 

[Strangolapreti]

inb4 Jarl LobstER necks himself

I think you meant "boils himself"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I think you meant "boils himself"

He is already cooked, but the freak survived his self-scalding.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

The hero worship of Billy in this thread has become truly faggoty. We've got people trampling over each other to prove that they sent the man money in a truly impressive display of ball gargling. Clear example of edaddy syndrome.

And yet you're choking on his dick the hardest.
Everyone did a 180 becayse Yobst straight up lied about the lawsuit and it turned out Billy did in fact reach an agreement with Apollo and wasn't this sue-happy piss baby Carl made him out to be.

 

[Glisterald]

I remember watching Karl's videos 3 years ago, i thought they were interesting. Now they all seem like slop so not surprised by his lack of views

 

[Shiawase]

He should owe autism. He's got enough to go around.

You could say that again. And again and again.