Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.7%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.4%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 132 38.4%
  • Total voters
    344
Scramble said:
I tried to watch this interview of Turtleboy by Uncivil Law but after five minutes I ended it. I just can't.
I'm prejudiced against Uncivil Law because of the expose that the Kino Casino lads posted about him, I can never take Kurt seriously again because I am rather revolted by him.
If you haven't seen (or heard) this one, here's the link. It's 53 minutes and it's worth it just to see a side of Uncivil Law you may have missed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEwPDWaLA_Q
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We are aware. In fact, it came up again in the thread on Friday. Nick's also been trying to remind people of that stream multiple times on Twitter, and Melton's chat.

I am sure there are a variety of opinions on what Kurt said on that stream but, independent of that, I think a lot of people just think it's funny that Nick's been flinging shit at Kurt for days now, and Kurt pulled 5.2k views in a one hour stream when Nick couldn't legit break 2k in a single stream all week.

Remember, nobody is required to like any of Nick's enemies. However, it logically follows, to some extent at least, that the lesser you think of them, the funnier it is when they felt him. Kurt beating Nick in views on anything would have been unthinkable a few years ago.
 
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Just think, Nick, how different your life could've been if the government hadn't conspired against you and violated your rights for no good reason. But hey, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? A couple bumps and a few shots couldn't hurt you. Your probation officer would never find out. Besides, who are they to be bossing you around like that? You're an American!
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
He is currently schedule to report for 30 (-2) days in jail on August 1st, and if he complies with the probation fully, these 28 days may be deferred
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just to be clear: he is currently scheduled to report to jail on August 1st right? This is a MAY be waved if good behavior as opposed to a punishment if bad behavior as far as I understand it.
 
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Horrified Bystander said:
just to be clear: he is currently scheduled to report to jail on August 1st right? This is a MAY be waved if good behavior as opposed to a punishment if bad behavior as far as I understand it.
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Yeah, if the judge thinks Nick isn't putting in the effort, he's going to jail in August. I personally, in my completely unqualified opinion, think that it also means his PO is not going to bother hitting him with any probation violations until then. Anything bad Nick does will be just a reason to not waive his jail time, nothing else. Unless it's something really egregious, I guess.

Anyway, poor Nick is going to be heartbroken when Melton does not give back Kayla's minifridge and April's wedding ring. Those are the only mementoes Nick has of Aaron.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Hey.
Go back to Discord. Your cow is boring.
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Nick Rekieta is the greatest lolcow of all time

The compulsive lying and undying spite of Chris Chan
The sexual degeneracy of Destiny
The hot headed drug addiction of Ralph
The need to arrogantly argue online of Tomlinson
The unearned ego of DSP

He's a chimera
 
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I'm hoping for something during this gay noncemania Aaron Imholte circlejerk.
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Vibralldo said:
Nick Rekieta is the greatest lolcow of all time

The compulsive lying and undying spite of Chris Chan
The sexual degeneracy of Destiny
The hot headed drug addiction of Ralph
The need to arrogantly argue online of Tomlinson
The unearned ego of DSP

He's a chimera
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Instead of gambling, he just dumps tens and thousands into worthless paintings.
He's better at Austin's own gimmick -- losing money. He lost an entire house and nearly 400k in a stupid lawsuit against Montagraph.
 
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Outer Space Traveller said:
I don't care if someone says this is a woman - this to me is a troon, lol.

I can't wait for Entrapment-mania to happen so there will be arrests lol. Or at the very least, a lot of lulz.
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John Andrews Stan said:
She co-hosts WATP a lot under the name Lucy Tightbox. Apparently when she goes to Dabbleverse events she is mobbed by incels.

She is also only 50 pounds of weight loss away from being Nick’s type. I expect him to try to get with her in Vegas.
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More from the "Rekieta Chronicles" posthumously by the Rekieta Children and their Nanny

Nick brought Ape to Hackamania 2025 and without a hint of self-awareness, self-respect, understanding or irony he started bragging about how April got hot lesbian coke-raman action to a dozen other incels on Melton's single twin-XL mattress in a motel 6. Using the "my room, my rules" authority, Melton cut-off the hot-lesbian story for what they all came for: Did Nick actually see, touch and taste the fully, semi-erect flaccid "Toe" and what was it like? Melton dimmed the lights, lit a few candles, sprayed the remainder of the Off! repellant and stripped down to his tighty-whiteys. Melton fans with knowledge of other "Toe" events said the venue had perfectly captured the essence of "The Toe."

Nick thought he missed the Hot Lesbian Action after spending 90 minutes talking about Aaron's "Toe" while Melton moaned and played AI supertips to himself using Aaron's childrens voices. But the Ape felt sorry for Nick and let him lick Lucy Tightbox's goo drizzle off her chest.

After one of tighty-whitey incel fans reported seeing Lucy in the mens room, Nick confronted Ape about it. She confessed that Lucy was indeed a troon but she didn't tell Nick because 1) Nick was so into the goo eating like he was reliving a favorite memory and 2) "Lucy" brought cocaine for Ape. While it was true Lucy put coke on Ape's tits, she ommitted the part about using her dick to put the coke on her tits and in her mouth.

We learned of this b/c Nick's lawyer preemptively filed a goo cocaine vector information brief. Nick also caught AIDs. Nick's probation officer issued a warning and notes Nick doesn't need elaborate lies to hid his troon dick-sucking experiences.
 
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Lurking9e9 said:
Look at this fucking nerd, can he at least put on some fresh clothes?
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No wonder his kids are going around wearing the same dirty clothes for days at a time. This strung-out faggot can't even clothe and bathe himself, let alone his fucking family. I legitimately can't understand how someone can live like this and not immediately kill themself.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Hey.
Go back to Discord. Your cow is boring.
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I just wanna point out that nobody here seems to go over to the BMJ thread and shit on it when there's a BMJ happening.

I thought the rule was if you don't like a feature, then don't say shit.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
Nick wants to imply that he made Ramen at 4am this morning as he was having sex with his wife, so they got hungry.
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This never happens to anyone ever. Who wants to have sex at 4am in the morning? Most people "do it" in the morning proper (like 9am) or before bed.
They were dry humping each other and got so hungry, they had to boil water to make some noodles from a bag?
Even Ethan Ralph 🐷 won't make such a stupid lie.

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Enjoy your weekend reprieve from your husband Kayla.
@Fapcop its time.
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Pictured: the multicultural festival at Spicer, Minnesota.

Lurking9e9 said:
Look at this fucking nerd, can he at least put on some fresh clothes?
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Ew.
Stinky.
Imagine the smell of Pedomania. You have stinky smelly skellies and greasy grimey paedophiles.
Yuck.
ewwwww
 
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I skimmed through Fatrick Smellton's show at last year's Hackamania on youtube, and wherever you drop in he's either talking about Aaron, or about five seconds from getting back to talking about Aaron. It can't be overstressed how much his show and his life revolve around Aaron fucking Imholte, the least important person in the world.

Imagine going on stage, in front of a small crowd in a small room , and talking about how much you hate Aaron Imholte for an hour. Then you go home and talk about how much you hate Aaron Imholte on stream for five hours every day. You do that for a couple more years, fantasize about his children occasionally, then you kill yourself, and your body isn't discovered for three months, because nobody gives a shit about you. That's Fatrick Smellton.

Now imagine paying Fatrick Smellton to pretend to be your friend tolerate your presence, so that he can use you as a weapon against Aaron fucking Imholte, the least important person in the world. That's Nick Rekieta.
 
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