DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Iron Father said:

Gold.

The Kino arc already feels like forever ago to me. Fucking unhinged that DSP went on to regret banning Derich.
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Top tier khantent.

Phil only dresses the way he does because I’m sure that’s what the algorithm shits out for him to buy. Of course, since he’s a faggot consumer, he doesn’t question it and just buys it. No idea how to coordinate an actual stylish outfit.

If only the Pignigger wasn’t repulsive, he could have friends that tell him that his outfits are atrocious and having shoes that are FUCKING FALL APART is heinous.

I hate this faggot. Sure, he’s not some degenerate pedophile (panda was 17, probably) but he’s an abhorrent human being, inside and out, who provides a negative net worth on society.

Thankfully, the universe gave us an outlet that records his retardation to laugh at.
 
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Pargon said:
He was on the ground floor of playing video games for other people as entertainment. He could have turned that into fucking anything to do with the industry. ChipCheezum started LPing MGS games very close to finishing high school iirc and whether you like him or not he wound up with a real Big Boy Job in the industry with a company that actually makes games. Compared to Phil he’s C-suite, and arguably Phil had a bigger head start than a lot of the early SA folks on account of his FGC notoriety (if not necessarily fame), so hey, porker pigfucked himself as usual, other news at 11
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All this requires Phil being able to work with others. He can't. Guys like Spoony couldn't and Phil is far worse than him. There's good reason Phil spends his entire day with actual retards.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
All this requires Phil being able to work with others. He can't. Guys like Spoony couldn't and Phil is far worse than him. There's good reason Phil spends his entire day with actual retards.
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What the fuck is spoony up to now? Is he back to bitching about Trump on twitter all day?

Anyways, it's not that he has to work with others. It would help, but he just needed to stay with the times and not remain in his comfort zone.
 
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Iron Father said:

Gold.

The Kino arc already feels like forever ago to me. Fucking unhinged that DSP went on to regret banning Derich.
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He goes on a long spiel about how it's not fair for Capcom to yellow card people for disconnecting from games because what if he's having a bad internet day and doesn't realize it? Irony being he regularly shits on people with good to fair connections he goes against and says they should quit or be banned.
 
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Kagome Higurashi said:
Why else would you be a long time fan of this failure of a streamer?
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When this is what they look like in real life, it's pretty obvious why
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Kagome Higurashi said:
Sunk cost fallacy is a big theory for me as to why he gets support. Why else would you be a long time fan of this failure of a streamer?
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I've seen this thrown around, but I just don't get it. It's not like a game, you aren't winning or losing anything. It's just a fucking modern day tv show. When a show starts to suck, you fucking stop watching. I didn't watch the last season of game of thrones, until late last year when a chick offered me a bj to finish it. It was not worth it. These dents aren't even getting a bj, especially not OIC.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
He loves to shit on a game people are excited for because he's the only one "not shilling" who "tells it how it is".
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He's also such a faggot about it. If he doesn't like KCD2 for whatever retarded reason he's entitled to it, and calling him out for being a hypocrite means you're just a sensitive loser fanboy, but if you don't like Paper Mario then you're objectively wrong, or if you don't like Phil's content then you don't have a right to voice your opinion and should shut up because no one wants to hear your negativity.

That's what Phil doesn't get. His opinions mean nothing and will always be met with ridicule because for every opinion he has, you can find 20 instances of him either contradicting it or being a hypocrite about it. It's no wonder /v/ still praises Phil, he embodies the "bitter contrarian faggot who hates videogames so now all he does is shit on everything because it's clear he has no other personality trait" mentality perfectly.

Kagome Higurashi said:
Sunk cost fallacy is a big theory for me as to why he gets support. Why else would you be a long time fan of this failure of a streamer?
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The longtime dents and whales are basically this:

 
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Kagome Higurashi said:
Sunk cost fallacy is a big theory for me as to why he gets support. Why else would you be a long time fan of this failure of a streamer?
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At this point, I feel like DSP is a psy-op. A retarded, middle-aged gamer gets mysteriously paid thousands and thousands of dollars by anonymous homos. He shits on his fans, he sucks at the game, he scams and lies constantly. Yet, the money always flows.
 
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Pargon said:
He was on the ground floor of playing video games for other people as entertainment. He could have turned that into fucking anything to do with the industry. ChipCheezum started LPing MGS games very close to finishing high school iirc and whether you like him or not he wound up with a real Big Boy Job in the industry with a company that actually makes games. Compared to Phil he’s C-suite, and arguably Phil had a bigger head start than a lot of the early SA folks on account of his FGC notoriety (if not necessarily fame), so hey, porker pigfucked himself as usual, other news at 11
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....could he have?

-Hates (nearly) every single game he plays
-Considers every single game he plays fundamentally broken, controls never work, and designed by idiots (except for the one time he wins, which he doesn't)
-Is terrible at every single game he plays
-Has literally nothing insightful, useful, or even interesting to say
-Doesn't enjoy streaming
-Has terrible communication skills and can't work with other people


What exactly could he work that into? Being EA's social media rep?
 
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It's such a coinky dink that the marathon DSP didn't want to do was a disappointment according to DSP. Yeah. The closet cleaning was totally the right choice huh? This fucking baby

So he's mocking truck drivers tonight? Just know if you have a CDL or you're a parcel driver. This is how he sees you. Some back woods redneck hick who drinks on the job and drives like a cunt.

He's right btw. Just wanted to point it out.
 
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