Death Stranding - Hideous Kojumbo does it again

Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
Holy shit you can piss? Best game since My Summer Car.
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Not only that but your piss shit and sweat (shower) is contained in vails that you use as grenades because ghosts dont like living matter (except poop that attracts them like a lure). And if you pee when your health is low you get bloody piss which is an extra strength repellent that also also makes ghosts vulnerable to conventional weapons.
 
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This needs to be really crazy and potentially have actual crossover IP before I give it the time of day. Its interesting but I don't want a walking sim.
 
Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
Holy shit you can piss? Best game since My Summer Car.
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Oh boy the game takes place in Australia and Mexico. Can't wait for 3 hour long cutscene diatribes about how le heckin aborinos were colonized and ICE is evil. The only thing that could save this trashfire is a mission where you deliver makers mark and xanax to a character that calls you BISH constantly.
 
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FieldPiece said:
Oh boy the game takes place in Australia and Mexico. Can't wait for 3 hour long cutscene diatribes about how le heckin aborinos were colonized and ICE is evil. The only thing that could save this trashfire is a mission where you deliver makers mark and xanax to a character that calls you BISH constantly.
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Chapalapachapa said:
playing expedition 33 and holy shit kojima is a dogshit writer lmao
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This was obvious to anyone with a brain who played MGS3 onwards. A game where people who can shoot fucking bees from their eyes have respect for a woman because she supposedly invented the act of CLOSE QUARTER COMBAT because Romans and neanderthaals were using AR15s to kill early hominids and the Gauls and certainly never came up with the idea of disarming the opponent. This is also the guy who thinks he invented the stealth genre and asynchronous multiplayer despite both ideas appearing nearly a decade before he did it.
 
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Wesker said:
The first like 6-8 hours of that game is agonizingly slow. The only enjoyment I got out of it was the grindy dopamine shit of building roads and some of the snow biome shit in the mountains. But aside from that, the boss "fights" are horrendous from a guy that broke the mold on how to present them and the "plot" I say loosely, was laughable high school level fan fiction.
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all the media people are saying that the new game has BOSS FIGHTS! imo kojima overcorrected again like on mgs4 and this game will be full of enemies, will have less cutscenes and a even more retarded history
 
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FieldPiece said:
Oh boy the game takes place in Australia and Mexico. Can't wait for 3 hour long cutscene diatribes about how le heckin aborinos were colonized and ICE is evil.
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FieldPiece said:
This was obvious to anyone with a brain who played MGS3 onwards. A game where people who can shoot fucking bees from their eyes have respect for a woman because she supposedly invented the act of CLOSE QUARTER COMBAT because Romans and neanderthaals were using AR15s to kill early hominids and the Gauls and certainly never came up with the idea of disarming the opponent. This is also the guy who thinks he invented the stealth genre and asynchronous multiplayer despite both ideas appearing nearly a decade before he did it.
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If it wasn't obvious by now, Koji really, REALLY wants to engratiate himself into hollyjew to make horrendous movies of his own.
 
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Chapalapachapa said:
what cuckman did to joel will be subtle in comparision with what kojimbo will do to not solid snake
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He's been using memberberries of MGS1 for the last handful of games now, so it's really no surprise.

Weird he uses this eunuch ver of Snake to spout off about Americans and their guns. Kojima is such a wormy faggot.
 
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