"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[DavidS877]

Imagine thinking at all about Jersh’s sex life…

Spoiler: Jersh’s Waifus

Reminder that this is what he’s into
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Yikes, couldn’t be me, Kiwicels.

You forgot one.

Spoiler: Another one

I will say it is funny reading the 'dating advice' in this thread. I especially like "A woman will make the first move." (paraphrased)

 

[Delany's Donkey]

You sho' about dat?

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[Sneedmiser]

You'll never have consent accident issues if you become a bugchasing faggot who gets passed around by anything with a pulse at every club, adult theater, and bathhouse, you know.

 

[Null]

Verbally asking for consent in that story would have just added the line from some other metoo story about how "I said yes, but only because I was scared of what he would do if I said no". It's not that she didn't consent to sex, it's just she didn't consent to sex without a relationship. Is it right to call it a rape? Nah probably not, but who cares, stop having promiscuous sex retards. Cody Wilson would not have statutorily raped that girl if he just wasn't paying prostitutes, it's literally that simple.

ok? but if that's the story she just looks like a retard. you can't expect people to read minds. that's why you are extra careful, especially when having casual sex, especially when you're having casual sex with an 18-year-old you just met for the first time and just finished showing a cartoon review to. if she had verbally consented to having sex then it's on her.

 

[Arbiter]

Consensual casual sex is a jewish myth

 

[Clamater]

Congratulations to all the forum members who managed to pass Don't Rape 101. You've now managed to get further than Liz "consent accident king" No Dong. Those still arguing or needing clarification please don't see me after class. For an early holiday present, could we please stop asking cringy foreplay questions in the MATI thread before my entire epidermis physically detached itself from my body and turns itself inside out?

 

[RollingRock2]

Solid Jackie VS Liquid Jackie raciospectral analysis

 

[Berrakh]

The people against Shiloh Hendrix are probably the people who always think the Right is one election loss away from 'accelerating' into total victory. Winning is winning. Buying a Nigger Word pass for the White Race is winning.

 

[RollerGator]

Null can be a buttery weirdo but if he's a capable adult

I doubt he can change a tire or even start a lawnmower.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

I liked when the arguments were about cheese and anime hate more. A lot more wholesome than sperging about implied consent.

 

[Sugriva]

I liked when the arguments were about cheese and anime hate more. A lot more wholesome than sperging about implied consent.

My local Kroger has an impeccable cheese selection, just saying.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Has Joah publically commented on choice of cheeses since moving back?

I bought Comte, Jarlsberg, and Mozzarella di Bufala Campana the other day from my local store. I had to order Kefalotyri, sadly. Cheese is like crack to me.

 

[DavidS877]

My local Kroger has an impeccable cheese selection, just saying.

My local Kroger owned chain has a cheese selection from a cheesemaker in New York. Apparently there is no one that makes cheese west of the rocky mountains.

Oh, I see, it's actually a Kroger brand. "Kroger and Murray's Cheese Announce Merger"

 

[PunkinMan]

Deflect all you want I'm clearly right

I'm late for this cause im skimming highlights from this week. I just wanted to inform you I will personally and passionately buck your fum.

 

[Moral plague]

Who knew talking about consent would cause such a massive shit stir among men? Maybe that's why I only make friends anymore with men who are already in relationships and have little time for hobbies, the incapable ones are unbearable.
All you gotta do when you're hooking up is ask some variation of "Wanna fuck?" And if you're trying to make out with her and she's not into it, you just come up with a reason to leave. It's pretty obvious if they're NOT into it, if you're not a retard.
Holy fuck, imagine being less socially apt than Chris-chan.

 

[stupid frog]

Null can be a buttery weirdo but if he's a capable adult and he doesn't act like he should be on a sex registry and he leaves his room to actually talk to people it's actually not hard to form a relationship.

Null can only maintain a relationship with someone OK with this site, or he can try to hide it's existence from them forever (impossible).
Of course one would think, well why would he want to be with someone who isn't OK with it? Unfortunately, the thought goes the opposite way as well, for different reasons.

 

[northstar747]

Has Joah publically commented on choice of cheeses since moving back?

no but there was sperging over osters

 

[I'm a Silly]

no but there was sperging over osters

To be fair, they do still make decent convection ovens and blenders.

 

[The Noise]

I liked when the arguments were about cheese and anime hate more. A lot more wholesome than sperging about implied consent.

Nigga they teach you about the value of consent in fucking middle school sex ed in the US. Besides that, if you're a human being with a soul, you should have the common sense to not force your tongue down a woman's throat out of nowhere in an elevator or ejaculate on her face in a bathroom and then shake her hand. It is painfully obvious when a woman is not "in the mood." You should not have to have this explained to you.

The fact that a substantial portion of KF users apparently do not get this is very worrying and worth touching on.

Deflect all you want I'm clearly right

The Raped

 

[The Lawgiver]

All you gotta do when you're hooking up is ask some variation of "Wanna fuck?" And if you're trying to make out with her and she's not into it, you just come up with a reason to leave. It's pretty obvious if they're NOT into it, if you're not a retard.

I don't think walking up to anyone and saying "wanna fuck?" is gonna get you anything other than getting looked at weird at best or getting fucking decked in the face at second best in a lot of cases.