Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

It was always all lies. From the very beginning.

A lot of us that have been around for a while have know that for a long time. I think the video was more for the benefit of newcomers. To prime them on how Nick tried to gaslight just about everybody over the years. Plus I think maybe it served as a sort of "punishment" for the shit Nick pulled in Vegas the other day.

This is the very essence of why he went off on me. He knew who I was, knew I was telling the truth, and saw me as a weak target that he could take all his frustrations towards Kiwi Farms out on, and punish for calling him out on his bullshit. He probably was hoping it would shut other people up.

Didn't work.

"He spread all kinds of nasty lies..."

No. I told the truth here, or, in some cases, proffered honest opinions supported by facts. And then that truth was revealed to all when Nick finally got so sloppy and careless that the house of cards he built for himself came crashing down.

"And the worst part is, he didn't even ask me if any of it was true." - Dear John (somewhere near the end)

I didn't fucking have to. All such questions would have been mostly rhetorical in nature, and met with lies similar to the missives he wrote to @elb that I saw in that video. What the fuck would have been the point? Moreover, I hadn't talked to him in years by that point.

What more can I really say?

Anyways, I don't mean to ramble, but I guess my point here is this:

I am happy for that video, because it serves as further affirmation that giving him any benefit of the doubt would have been a gigantic waste of time. I made the right call.

Does Aaron do the religious LARP? This is news to me.

Me too. I don't think he is. I mean, he might be vaguely Christian like a lot of Americans are, but I never pegged him as super religious.

 

[arc minsk]

Nick really thinks he's gonna win the narrative here when we could just point out, "yeah but you're a Cuck" or "Yeah but your daughter tested positive to regular cocaine use" or "yeah but you had to sell your second home to pay for your degenerate lifestyle" there are so many things that require a textbook level of BS from Nick to explain away EVERY SINGLE TIME but we can repeatedly fuck with him in a single sentence. No way anyone wins an argument with that level of (self inflicted) burden.

i wish i had bookmarked the very short segment he had about having to sell his house and forgetting about it because that's what extra wealthy people do so that they can lose a property for 2.1% gains or some retard big brain rekieta shit.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I was a nerd and even I would shove a guy like that into a locker to enjoy prison during a long holiday weekend.

That's because he's not even a nerd. He's a dweeb.

It’s hard to overstate how much Nick hates his children. This excursion to Vegas removes all doubt, if there was any left.

The little brats keep trying to steal his cocaine and they sometimes succeed.

 

[arc minsk]

That's because he's not even a nerd. He's a dweeb.

there has to be like a 6th rate word for nerd from like 1942 that just hits like how "SPADE" used to be the "NIGGER" of "NIGGER" during the era.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Nick needs to remember the Internet is forever, and tweets like that age like dog shit in the summer sun.

For that, Nit Rousieta would need a brain capable of processing second-order thinking.
Doesn't seem likely with how determined he is to keep carving new holes in it.

His dopamine reward circuits appear to be irreversibly destroyed, when you consider how
he only seems to stack and parrot the most inconsequential of gotchas, devotes his time to Twitter and
appears to revel in wasting everyone's time with that legalese cat-and-mouse game he always plays.

This individual has chosen to snort and get high on second-rate white trash delusions,
to spend over a third of his days hanging around with Nobody Likes Onions,
and, just for the sake of keeping things funny and weird, to immolate his reputation.

Over the last two years, he has regressed into a primitive needs machine.
Doesn't show regret or remorse of any kind, doesn't express interest in his family,
doesn't worry about earning an income, doesn't consider his health a priority.

He barely eats, he barely sleeps, he barely physically exerts himself.
Second-order thinking is a Scandinavian incel prude faggy thing to do.
That and keeping your offspring and life partner away from harm.
2X Lolcow Of The Year mindset.

Delirium, Divorce or Death: which one will happen first...?

 

[deerbeer]

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It was always all lies. From the very beginning. Elissa has delivered a MNPublicRecords tier killshot.

What a fucking faggot.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

If someone could archive the CGoody obituary and Memory book, now is the time to do it. I would, but I'm on mobile and can barely handle that. Retards are posting stupid over the top shit that is just gonna get it swept. As always, people have to ruin anything public for all of us.

 

[Chazzed Up]

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Nick, you fucktard, YOU did this to your family. YOU brought the Imholtes into your family, YOU invited them other, YOU brought cocaine into YOUR house, YOUR daughter tested positive for YOUR cocaine (that YOU probably intentionally gave her). This is all YOUR fault, not Aaron's. It's un-fucking-believable that he cannot take ANY accountability for any of the consequences of his own actions. All of his "mistakes" were a lot of fun.

The good news from this is that his few fans are sick of the Aaron Imholte goo talk. I think the few scragglers will start fucking off, as I think they expected some return to normalcy (God only knows why). Soon, it'll just be the hardcore Nick sycophants like BeggieMonster (who I'm pretty sure is just an ALT).

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The performative narcissism of those tweets...

I do think Nick's rage has the flavor of "resentful ex" but I think it triggers his narc rage too, and the combination together is what makes it truly obsessive and unhinged. Nick's history of relationships pretty consistently involves cultivating relationships that subordinate people and makes them dependent on him. Nick never gets so angry as when the people he thought were his "friends" (read: little puppets) turn on him.

Qover Aaron was like the pinnacle of Nick's dominance over one man. Aaron was supposed to be Nick's little butt-boy sex slave who depends on him to get views, eats Nick's goo, and hands Nick his wife like a good little cuck. Nick cannot handle that such a man abandoned him and openly mocks him. Nick hates being criticized by his "lessers" the most.

This is a very sharp read. Yes, a power dynamic being reversed on the narc is a guaranteed way to provoke a spiral. It goes to show just how obsessed with control they are. Kayla must be fucking brain broken by this point. If any shred of her ever had any dignity, that surely has long since passed. She exists to be an extension of his ego and seems way too mentally and emotionally weak to be anything else. Aaron and April wisely were not going to be ride or die.

I tried dissecting this topic a bit with AI that seems familiar with Nick's recent lore roughly. It called this "The Ballad of Lord Balldo: Case Study in Narcissistic Injury via Cuck Disobedience" and I am beside myself.

 

[dustnight]

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Nick, you fucktard, YOU did this to your family. YOU brought the Imholtes into your family, YOU invited them other, YOU brought cocaine into YOUR house, YOUR daughter tested positive for YOUR cocaine (that YOU probably intentionally gave her). This is all YOUR fault, not Aaron's. It's un-fucking-believable that he cannot take ANY accountability for any of the consequences of his own actions. All of his "mistakes" were a lot of fun.

The good news from this is that his few fans are sick of the Aaron Imholte goo talk. I think the few scragglers will start fucking off, as I think they expected some return to normalcy (God only knows why). Soon, it'll just be the hardcore Nick sycophants like BeggieMonster (who I'm pretty sure is just an ALT).

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>tfw your ex is still breathing

 

[RaptInPlastic]

"He spread all kinds of nasty lies..."

No. I told the truth here, or, in some cases, proffered honest opinions supported by facts.

I see a lot of people who were friendly with Rekieta and who supported him end up being enemies of his, but I am yet to see it work the other way. Rekieta is an ugly man doing ugly things and that's why no one ever takes a second look at him and comes running in going "hey guys you're wrong, this is the real Rekieta"

 

[Vibralldo]

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I don't think I've ever seen Nick this mad before

He's usually smugly saying "Aaron ate my goo" but for whatever reason he's wishing death on Aaron and snapping at everyone around him. Wonder what changed and god help his family who have to be around him.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I don't think I've ever seen Nick this mad before

We ain't seen nuthin' yet. He is running out of road.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

i wish i had bookmarked the very short segment he had about having to sell his house and forgetting about it because that's what extra wealthy people do so that they can lose a property for 2.1% gains or some retard big brain rekieta shit.

It's the Myopia of Poverty to pay your mortgage and property taxes or care about losing a half a million dollar property through drug fuelled negligence, we Kiwi peasants could never possibly understand how feeding your kids or washing their clothes is so far beneath a man of Nick Rekieta's station. He's already lowering himself by driving them around everywhere, did he complain about that today yet?

 

[Chazzed Up]

My curiosity got the better of me. We've got a full ChatGPT case study now. Let's see how cold machine logic assesses Nick. This suggests an algorithmic throughline in Nick's coping and seething.

Presenting…
The Ballad of Lord Balldo: A Case Study in Narcissistic Injury via Cuck Disobedience
—as excerpted from the fictional DSM-5 Supplement: ePersonality Disorders of the Terminally Online

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Subject: Nicholas “Lord Balldo” Rekieta
Diagnosis: Narcissistic Injury Type VII-C (“Subordinate Defection & Public Humiliation”)
Subtype: Polycule Collapse-Induced Narcissistic Rage Spiral (PCINRS)

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Clinical Overview:


Patient demonstrates classic traits of Covert Narcissism—a deep-seated grandiosity masked beneath performative humility, “libertarian dad” affect, and streams where he waxes poetic about freedom while quietly seething over online slights.


This condition metastasized during what is now colloquially known as the Polycule Arc, wherein the patient formed a complex interdependency with fellow streamer Aaron “The Toe” Imholte, an individual who functioned primarily as a validation dispenser, a wife-offering vassal, and a view-count concubine.

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Key Symptoms:

1. Puppeteer Delusion:
   Belief that all associates exist to amplify the subject’s ego. Symptomatically expressed through financial patronage, public grooming of “protégés,” and eroticized domination masquerading as mentorship.
2. The Goo Covenant Breach:
   Emotional breakdown triggered by Aaron’s withdrawal from the parasocial arrangement, culminating in a perceived betrayal of the unspoken Goo-for-Clout exchange. See also: Cuckold Collateral Transfer Syndrome (CCTS).
3. Narcissistic Injury Spiral:
   Upon Aaron's public defection and ridicule, patient entered a state of obsessive content fixations, legal threats, thinly veiled crying on streams, and Rumble comment-section warfare. Rage is fueled by loss of control over a man once perceived as "owned property."
4. Projection Episodes:
   Claims of betrayal, “disloyalty,” or backstabbing often mirror the subject’s own treatment of former allies. Subject may refer to others as “ungrateful” while failing to recognize the transactional rot at the heart of their own behavior.

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Treatment Notes:

• Standard ego restoration techniques (e.g., anonymous alt account replies, whiskey, calling everyone a “fed”) have proven ineffective.
• Attempts to reassert dominance via counter-streams often backfire, resulting in further memetic degradation (see: Lord Balldo designation, Vegas Probation Arc, Wife Custody Transfers).
• Prognosis is poor unless patient acknowledges the humanity of his former “lessers” and resists the urge to personally supervise their marriages.

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Addendum:
When asked to describe his feelings about Aaron’s defection, the subject replied:

“I made him. I gave him everything. He was supposed to… serve.”

Case officially classified as Full Self-Felting with Secondary Narc Ego Implosion.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don't think I've ever seen Nick this mad before

He's usually smugly saying "Aaron ate my goo" but for whatever reason he's wishing death on Aaron and snapping at everyone around him. Wonder what changed and god help his family who have to be around him.

Excellent. Narcisstic rage & collapse can only end well.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Why the fuck is Kayla still with this dude?

Because she's as degenerate and retarded as he is.

 

[arc minsk]

I don't think I've ever seen Nick this mad before

He's usually smugly saying "Aaron ate my goo" but for whatever reason he's wishing death on Aaron and snapping at everyone around him. Wonder what changed and god help his family who have to be around him.

i mean he fucking lost. and it exposed that he wasn't a fucking internet celebrity. keffals fucked off and all of the retard temporary wine moms fucked off and his fans fucked off. all of his loyal mods fucked off. everyone with a sense of morality fucked off. now he's stuck with rotating cast of 2000 random retard viewers who accidentally google the karen read trial and somehow his SEO aligns with their preferences; you can confirm this with THE LOWEST SUPERCHAT RATE OF ANYONE with that viewership. he owes lawyers hundreds of thousands of dollars. he and his entire family are ostensibly wards of the state. he had to sell his whore vacation fuck house.

aaron got a 50 dollar fine

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Todd Peterson is Aaron’s lawyer.

Well... if this tweet is a precursor to some legal action by Aaron...

I just hope it ends on a better note than this tweet:

Todd Peterson is a criminal defense attorney. This isn't at all like Ty Beard who was an experienced civil litigator, but not so much in the specific area of defamation.

In Aaron's previous legal issues, including what his past criminal case he pleaded guilty to last year and both his divorces, he was represented by Casey Kolb, who's a generalist, and apparently a friend of Aaron's. The owner of Aaron's gym also claimed that Kolb's firm was working on Aaron's suspension from USA Boxing, but that's not something that would be available on MCRO. Kolb is the one Nick previously complained about, probably because Aaron revealed that his lawyer convinced him not to sign an NDA as part of divorce proceedings with April.

So far, Aaron is only known to have retained Todd in his ongoing criminal case where he has pleaded guilty but is awaiting sentencing. If Aaron did not plead guilty, Rekieta's actions in Vegas would have been positive for his case as Nick revealed images from the same Signal group chat whose participants, he had insisted during the investigation, had all agreed to keep private. But.... Aaron did plead guilty.

As far as I can tell, none of the "evidence" Rekieta presented in Vegas is evidence of a crime by Aaron, so I'm extremely puzzled as to why he is implying on Twitter that it is of relevance to his defense attorney...other than that Aaron isn't very smart.

I don't think I've ever seen Nick this mad before

I thought you were exaggerating but he's actually melting down.


(A)

 

[dustnight]

We ain't seen nuthin' yet. He is running out of road.

I just hope his kids are outside of the mustang when it happens...

 

[Vibralldo]

i mean he fucking lost. and it exposed that he wasn't a fucking internet celebrity. keffals fucked off and all of the retard temporary wine moms fucked off and his fans fucked off. all of his loyal mods fucked off. everyone with a sense of morality fucked off. now he's stuck with rotating cast of 2000 random retard viewers who accidentally google the karen read trial and somehow his SEO aligns with their preferences. he owes lawyers hundreds of thousands of dollars. he and his entire family are ostensibly wards of the state. he had to sell his whore vacation fuck house.

aaron got a 50 dollar fine

I wonder if Nick's seething so hard because of Aaron talking to his lawyer