DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

Can you feel the chill positivity?

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I've been to open casket funerals where the deceased showed more signs of life. Holy.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Memology dropped a video recapping the night stream, that was quick

 

[Onkenataor]

Memology dropped a video recapping the night stream, that was quick

Man, I havent watched him play cod really even in recaps, but he really thinks 30ms is bad ping huh and of course hes not watching killcams, just skipping them while blaming others and game. Classic stuff. Thats another wage wuit. Wonder what unfortunate game will take slot now

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Man, I havent watched him play cod really even in recaps, but he really thinks 30ms is bad ping huh and of course hes not watching killcams, just skipping them while blaming others and game. Classic stuff. Thats another wage wuit. Wonder what unfortunate game will take slot now

 

[Cucktry Roads]

ALT got stuck watching the entire night stream again since there wasn't a single tip.

As for the people pointing out how he's begging like crazy lately. If I had to guess, it's taxes. He keeps giving conflicting info.

1)"I'm in a financially better position than I have ever been in."

2)"I can't afford X"

Which one is it? I think he owes a lot taxes since it's option 2 and he keeps slipping up with that. The reason he hasn't done any tax begs is cause he knows it's a meme and the trolls would get a W if he does do it, so you're getting these stealth begs.

 

[Balr0g]

1)"I'm in a financially better position than I have ever been in."

2)"I can't afford X"

Not exactly strange. Considering he hits his goals fairly regularly his income SOUNDS better then before. But he also has heightend his spending (and he has at least one credit card. remember his Switch 2 debacle? "I won't show you my credit card number") But what should never be forgotten: he has rolled all his income into goals. Until this fateful decision to keep owning the trolls he only counted tips for his goal. But now he counts everything. Yt takes a 30% cut of every Super chat, Sticker and memebership while Kick just takes a meager 5% cut. Plus Kick is paying him hourly though I suspect that is just bread crumbs considering his weak viewerbase on Kick. If someone is autistic enough he or she might make a com,parism how his income developed since he rolled everything together. 150$ a day soundsa impressive at first but if for example 100$ of that is a super chat in reality it's just 120$. Plus his liquidity must have taken a hit considering tips have become rather rare (except he who shall not be named uses a sock to tip generously)

In terms of why I can only think of two things: paying his taxes because this retard didn't save up money for something that always comes at the same time or health issues (I would bet it's fat Khet and that is his and only his fault so I call it KARMA)

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Which one is it? I think he owes a lot taxes since it's option 2 and he keeps slipping up with that. The reason he hasn't done any tax begs is cause he knows it's a meme and the trolls would get a W if he does do it, so you're getting these stealth begs.

Don't forget that he now uses begs as a way to fill up dead air. There's time he's sitting on 300$ and he's still begging just to fill out dead air.

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That front facing camera was a mistake, it somehow highlights his oddly shaped head and his resting gamer face.

It's puzzling to me how he really has nothing to say to his chat or nothing to comment about... Any other streamer would be chatting with the chat or commenting on the gameplay.

 

[marlimar]

Same vibes...

 

[Van Darkholme]

King of hate, indeed
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Was that before or after he came up with that herniated disk lie?

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[Chiefbingoball]

Man, I havent watched him play cod really even in recaps, but he really thinks 30ms is bad ping huh and of course hes not watching killcams, just skipping them while blaming others and game. Classic stuff. Thats another wage wuit. Wonder what unfortunate game will take slot now

He actually thinks 30 ms is a lie and its way higher but the cod devs show a lower amount to trick players (this is not a fucking joke he has said this)

 

[Iron Father]

Is thi edited?

Nope! I screenshotted it in real time lmao.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

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[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

ALT got stuck watching the entire night stream again since there wasn't a single tip.

As for the people pointing out how he's begging like crazy lately. If I had to guess, it's taxes. He keeps giving conflicting info.

1)"I'm in a financially better position than I have ever been in."

2)"I can't afford X"

Which one is it? I think he owes a lot taxes since it's option 2 and he keeps slipping up with that. The reason he hasn't done any tax begs is cause he knows it's a meme and the trolls would get a W if he does do it, so you're getting these stealth begs.

Incoming board meeting with Linda for some “help”?

 

[Iron Father]

It's like saying you want to be Michael Jordan

Nah DSP isn't analogous to MJ, he's just some benchwarming loser who still makes a shitload of money doing fuck all, and your rebuttal is "yeah but imagine how miserable it must be sitting on a bench and only playing in the unimportant games for 20 minutes" as if that still isn't a million times better than shovelling shit for some corporation.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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I can see maybe seeing your own player character's shadow and turning around thinking someone's behind you, but to shoot at your own shadow? That's incredible.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

It's puzzling to me how he really has nothing to say to his chat or nothing to comment about... Any other streamer would be chatting with the chat or commenting on the gameplay.

I don’t watch too too much gameplay but I get a stronger sense of silent seething than ever these days. If he’s not seething about goals, like last night, he’s mad in advance about what the trolls are going to say about how much he sucks. Or he’s mad about what the restreamer chats are saying.

His empty life (what does he have to talk about, after all?) + the many grievances = Truly wretched situation.

 

[Lord_Point]

Nah DSP isn't analogous to MJ, he's just some benchwarming loser who still makes a shitload of money doing fuck all, and your rebuttal is "yeah but imagine how miserable it must be sitting on a bench and only playing in the unimportant games for 20 minutes" as if that still isn't a million times better than shovelling shit for some corporation.

People weirdly need DSP to be in a much worse spot than he is and will go to great mental gymnastics to pretend otherwise.

It's like when people talk about how he's poor and should just quit streaming, or how he would make more an hour working at fast food, etc.

By all metrics the guy makes 6 figures a year playing video games, he's not poor because of his job, he's poor because he's a fat retard and blows money on stupid shit. It's delusional to pretend he doesn't make good money or his job is harder than working retail or a shitty office job.

And honestly he a much better lolcow for it. it's way funnier that this dude makes 6 figures but is always broke because he can't stop spending money on pictures of buff men in wrestling panties.

 

[Grease Fountain]

 

[BScCollateral]

1)"I'm in a financially better position than I have ever been in."

2)"I can't afford X"

Which one is it?

If this were anyone but Phil, I'd say there was no contradiction.

 

[Lord_Point]

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Really takes some of the fun out of it when he tries to own his lolcow status.

"Hey guys look at me I'm raging tee hee I'm so mad tee hee. AMTUALLY im not really ragequiting though because the devs are bad and made a bad product so its really intellegent business man quitting, so give me money ok?!"