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imo i think the occam's razor would be, combined with his early video's attitude about justifying the onlyfans etc; that he could just wind up being one of the many reddit cucks that winds up sounding something like "cuck? no, im just not interested in sex really, and her love language is touch and she has a super high sex drive (or some shit) so i let her just go with whoever she wants, and i don't care! more free time! and you know what? in the end, she COMES BACK TO ME BISH. she LAYS IN MY BED AT NIGHT BISH, and she says her sex with me afterward is emotional AND physical. i mean really, YOU'RE THE CUCK." would follow perfectly with the common reddit tier liberal beliefs and his comments on the of vid like "i don't care you jack off to my gf i get to fuck her" or whatever.I can imagine that they are already in an open relationship, and that it actually functions as a control mechanism for Anisa already. Ian is already broken, and he's on SSRI's (loss of libido is a common side effect). Women cheating just for attention is a common trope at this point, so I can easily imagine she has been getting dick elsewhere if Ian can't give her the sexual validation she craves. Or she might be doing it just to humiliate him, it's hard to rule anything out at this point. I'm rambling, so I'll cut to the point. Anisa could've told Ian "Look, I need sex, and you can't do it anymore. From now on, I'll be seeing other men when I need dick. I'll keep it quiet, and I'll characterize my occasional whore vacations as 'Girl Time' so you don't get flooded with a billion more cuck videos. But if I ever, EVER see you so much as flirt with another woman, I will expose everything."
OR maybe I'm just straight-up writing fanfics, and that was all utter nonsense. Like I said, hard to tell with these two.![]()
most pathetic part about him is he is/is on the borderline of being an objectively worse person than bam margera. going by random reasons, bam did edgier content and put his body more on the line, full retard, funnier edge content, done during a time where it was even edgier. success from said content went mainstream and he knew how to/got lucky being carried further by people like johnny knoxville than idubbz ever could. better personal skills like being a pretty high tier skater. got fucked up on hard drugs and not ssris. made friends with much more powerful people, and friendships were good enough to last past bam being essentially a mentally ill homeless person but with near infinite old money. (prime) bam was much better looking. fat bam is still a bit better than skinhead ian. his tattoos are still retarded but are a distinct upgrade from the wall doodle selection of idubbz and anisa. infinitely better dating life. bam was more successful at charities and did more personal ones. bam's legacy still remains and while he's a semi deranged retard, has not disavowed it or his fans, stretching from skating, skits, experimental editing, jackass, and being featured in tony hawk underground during the skating game golden years. bam's excuse/reasoning for becoming a hopeless addict (death of ryan dunn, alongside chronic pain from jackass) has turned into a cop out, but it's actually sympathetic compared to idubbz publically having breakdown after breakdown being upset people made fun of his gf posting porn of herself, even after she publically humiliates him (ibs leak (lollmao) etc) bam and idubbz are both retards and shit towards family and friends tho. all in all bam wins, low diffYou know, I like to turn over people's psychology in my head sometimes, and Ian has fascinated me for a while. Is he really this retarded? Does he have a humiliation fetish? Is he ACTUALLY a huge cuck and enjoys being Anisa's bitch while she fucks everyone else, but doesn't want to "ruin the magic" by admitting it? Did Anisa and his therapist conspire to lobotomize him with SSRIs? (Because even normal SSRI intake doesn't destroy a man like this, so it may be SSRIs in combination with "anti-anxiety" medication. All this shit shrinks your soul, for lack of a better way of saying it.) Regardless, one thing I have figured out is that (and I'm not sure if it's the SSRIs, fetish, actual lack of personality, complete lack of ego, or a combination of those and other factors) he gets his opinions, personality, and actions from the people around him. There is no Ian. Not anymore. There is only, memes aside, Anisa's husband. And that's why, no matter how bad it gets for him, he will never change course. Never stand up for himself, never leave her. He is an empty vessal that those around him pour into. The only emotion he seems to actually posses is the desire to climb the social ladder and "do well", but even that may only be Anisa screaming at him for not making enough money or not having powerful enough friends.
There is an idea of Ian, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him, only an entity, something illusory. And though he can hide his buck-broken gaze and you can watch his video and hear his tone conveying emotion, his words conveying ideas, and maybe you can even feel sympathy for someone who was once alive, he simply is not there.