Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 198 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 218 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 777 32.3%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 453 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 497 20.7%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 259 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,402
I can imagine that they are already in an open relationship, and that it actually functions as a control mechanism for Anisa already. Ian is already broken, and he's on SSRI's (loss of libido is a common side effect). Women cheating just for attention is a common trope at this point, so I can easily imagine she has been getting dick elsewhere if Ian can't give her the sexual validation she craves. Or she might be doing it just to humiliate him, it's hard to rule anything out at this point. I'm rambling, so I'll cut to the point. Anisa could've told Ian "Look, I need sex, and you can't do it anymore. From now on, I'll be seeing other men when I need dick. I'll keep it quiet, and I'll characterize my occasional whore vacations as 'Girl Time' so you don't get flooded with a billion more cuck videos. But if I ever, EVER see you so much as flirt with another woman, I will expose everything."
OR maybe I'm just straight-up writing fanfics, and that was all utter nonsense. Like I said, hard to tell with these two. :)
imo i think the occam's razor would be, combined with his early video's attitude about justifying the onlyfans etc; that he could just wind up being one of the many reddit cucks that winds up sounding something like "cuck? no, im just not interested in sex really, and her love language is touch and she has a super high sex drive (or some shit) so i let her just go with whoever she wants, and i don't care! more free time! and you know what? in the end, she COMES BACK TO ME BISH. she LAYS IN MY BED AT NIGHT BISH, and she says her sex with me afterward is emotional AND physical. i mean really, YOU'RE THE CUCK." would follow perfectly with the common reddit tier liberal beliefs and his comments on the of vid like "i don't care you jack off to my gf i get to fuck her" or whatever.

You know, I like to turn over people's psychology in my head sometimes, and Ian has fascinated me for a while. Is he really this retarded? Does he have a humiliation fetish? Is he ACTUALLY a huge cuck and enjoys being Anisa's bitch while she fucks everyone else, but doesn't want to "ruin the magic" by admitting it? Did Anisa and his therapist conspire to lobotomize him with SSRIs? (Because even normal SSRI intake doesn't destroy a man like this, so it may be SSRIs in combination with "anti-anxiety" medication. All this shit shrinks your soul, for lack of a better way of saying it.) Regardless, one thing I have figured out is that (and I'm not sure if it's the SSRIs, fetish, actual lack of personality, complete lack of ego, or a combination of those and other factors) he gets his opinions, personality, and actions from the people around him. There is no Ian. Not anymore. There is only, memes aside, Anisa's husband. And that's why, no matter how bad it gets for him, he will never change course. Never stand up for himself, never leave her. He is an empty vessal that those around him pour into. The only emotion he seems to actually posses is the desire to climb the social ladder and "do well", but even that may only be Anisa screaming at him for not making enough money or not having powerful enough friends.


There is an idea of Ian, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him, only an entity, something illusory. And though he can hide his buck-broken gaze and you can watch his video and hear his tone conveying emotion, his words conveying ideas, and maybe you can even feel sympathy for someone who was once alive, he simply is not there.
most pathetic part about him is he is/is on the borderline of being an objectively worse person than bam margera. going by random reasons, bam did edgier content and put his body more on the line, full retard, funnier edge content, done during a time where it was even edgier. success from said content went mainstream and he knew how to/got lucky being carried further by people like johnny knoxville than idubbz ever could. better personal skills like being a pretty high tier skater. got fucked up on hard drugs and not ssris. made friends with much more powerful people, and friendships were good enough to last past bam being essentially a mentally ill homeless person but with near infinite old money. (prime) bam was much better looking. fat bam is still a bit better than skinhead ian. his tattoos are still retarded but are a distinct upgrade from the wall doodle selection of idubbz and anisa. infinitely better dating life. bam was more successful at charities and did more personal ones. bam's legacy still remains and while he's a semi deranged retard, has not disavowed it or his fans, stretching from skating, skits, experimental editing, jackass, and being featured in tony hawk underground during the skating game golden years. bam's excuse/reasoning for becoming a hopeless addict (death of ryan dunn, alongside chronic pain from jackass) has turned into a cop out, but it's actually sympathetic compared to idubbz publically having breakdown after breakdown being upset people made fun of his gf posting porn of herself, even after she publically humiliates him (ibs leak (lollmao) etc) bam and idubbz are both retards and shit towards family and friends tho. all in all bam wins, low diff
 
Ethan is not pleased. He knows he has another snake. Harley is dumb as fuck for going on there and admitting he knew and told Ian to get Trisha involved. What a retard. He wanted the h3 clout but he can’t get it without revealing he’s also a snake. The only tea he gave was he asked if he could be an owner and he knew about the CC. If he actually cared about Ethan, was on his side, was upset about antisemitism and the shit Hasan’s orbit said he would have told him. But, he did the jewiest thing possible and waited it out to see what team he was going to choose. He doesn’t even have tribal loyalty.

They should have Froggy on if Ethan wants someone who will shit talk the Jomhas like he wants. I guess his pussy audience would be too upset for Ethan to have him as a guest since he’s said nigga and made fun of thots and didn’t go on an apology tour and cried about how much he’s changed.
 
He doesn’t even have tribal loyalty.
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So it looks like there's no new episode of their faggy podcast this week, and unlike the past month, there's no excuse this time. Anisa is back from her girls' trip, they're done with CC3, and the controversy with Ethan has subsided. It was getting less than 3k views before the Content Cuck, and that video getting millions of views in such a short timeframe could've finally convinced them to put it out to pasture. If that's the case, then it's the only sensible decision the Jomhas have ever made.
 
Since the Kat vacation posts have reminded me, here is the timestamped video of Anisa talking about how she had a meltdown on a tour bus when on vacation with Ian, Max, and Kat, in case anyone finds it interesting enough to be clippable.

A bonus, here is Anisa talking about how much she loves Ethan and Hila:
Look at this pumpkin headed jack-o-lantern toothed succubus.
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Now, I don't think she was ugly here. She made herself ugly later, but I have come to realize what her real issue has been and why she is going to eventually get a face tattoo.

She is plain. Plain Jane, with pumpkin head teeth and a field hockey players body. But she is fine, bleh, whatever. A mom dropping off her kid at school that no other father looks twice at.

She is just nothing. Forgettable. Uninteresting. Just like most people. She is not special, but boy does she want to be.

Fake tits, bleh pathetic, no one cared. Get rid of them. Covered in tattoos? Ha like every other nobody in LA or Seattle. Only fans? Boring! Boxing promoter? Lmao

She's going to get that face tattoo, and then finally she'll stand out.

>That's that lady with the face tattoo!

Here she comes, the lady with the face tattoo and the gimp retard with the gold tooth. Not any normal everyday people no no no. That's a lady with a fucking face tattoo, and her servant gimp carrying the bags with terrible posture.

Pathetic, plain Anisa. I guess she feels being reviled is better than being forgotten.
 
Look at this pumpkin headed jack-o-lantern toothed succubus.
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Now, I don't think she was ugly here. She made herself ugly later, but I have come to realize what her real issue has been and why she is going to eventually get a face tattoo.

She is plain. Plain Jane, with pumpkin head teeth and a field hockey players body. But she is fine, bleh, whatever. A mom dropping off her kid at school that no other father looks twice at.

She is just nothing. Forgettable. Uninteresting. Just like most people. She is not special, but boy does she want to be.

Fake tits, bleh pathetic, no one cared. Get rid of them. Covered in tattoos? Ha like every other nobody in LA or Seattle. Only fans? Boring! Boxing promoter? Lmao

She's going to get that face tattoo, and then finally she'll stand out.

>That's that lady with the face tattoo!

Here she comes, the lady with the face tattoo and the gimp retard with the gold tooth. Not any normal everyday people no no no. That's a lady with a fucking face tattoo, and her servant gimp carrying the bags with terrible posture.

Pathetic, plain Anisa. I guess she feels being reviled is better than being forgotten.
SHE'S UGLY
SHE'S FAT
SHE'S CHEATING
 
Yoo you straight up read minds man I was gonna suggest something like that to Frank on instagram 😂
I would pay good money to watch Sam, Frank Hassle, and Jimmy rock up to the Argentinian McMansion that faggot lives in. Why Jimmy? Because it would be hilarious to see that faggot quake in fear before the guy who couldn't beat a gangly sperg like TJ.

Edit: Also trying to intimidate Froggy is fucking retarded. This dude went and uploaded himself singing nigga over and over and if you check the comments and reactions it's just the Family Guy "They respected me for saying it" bit.
 
Does Ian go to therapy? I would assume so to get access to his cocktail of medicine. If he does it must be couples therapy or Anus must be in the room with him because I refuse to believe any therapist worth their salt would hear him being 100% candid and honest about his life and not coke to the conclusion he is suffering from some form of emotional abuse at the minimum.

A significant other doesn't just out the fact that you shit your pants all the time to the public. That's something a manipulator or abuser would do to tear you down and make you feel more reliant on them. A significant other doesn't force you to change who you are and alienate yourselves from friends and family. That's literally a cult tactic, I could go on and on but you get the idea.

How the fuck have they not pointed this out to Ian? My guess is that they have, but he's too beaten down and medicated to care at this point. The first step of getting help is having to want that help in the first place. If someone only sees two options ahead of them, dying alone or living with an abuser, it's not surprising when they pick the abuser even though there are plenty of real options for them.

Truly the raped.
 
he is/is on the borderline of being an objectively worse person than bam margera
I can't fucking believe this cunt got me to say this, and please correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Bam at least able to have a "comedy" career, insofar as his professional work, without having to say the nigger word? Is this the version of Will Smith winning a Grammy for rap without swearing? My whole world is upside down right now, but I refuse to say a kind word about the kike.
 
I remember that. If i recall correctly they'd went out on a few dates and were on good terms, she just dmed him to reach out and he just told her to kill herself lol.
Like I really believe some guys answer to conversations he didn't want was to say KILL YOURSELF every time learned empathy. No, he's a faggot.
I don't believe what that love struck fangirl said, he's a faggot for saying that to people.

Going through the lolcow threads for entertainment and will post interesting things here.
Just how many guys did she talk about on stream she wanted to have sex with? Jesus this is cringe.
 
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