Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

How Nick got involved I don't know other than the Vtuber is a friend with Pippa who he went after a year or two ago.

I believe Sean explained this. Kirsche warned Pippa off from Rekieta, and Rekieta and Coomalot are fucking pissed.

I definitely would like a clip though if he is indeed siding with them.

Me too.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You people...

Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

Yes, not photographed, but some evidence or reports of the rustang in wakanda.

Do they not have food delivery? Could she just be walking it down some stairs?

They do, but the last time it came up, Nick bitched about it being limited. Doing a quick check (at the wrong time of day ie now), services seem to have a huge lead time, I presume like many rural areas, there isn't a lot of drivers for Uber et al., so wait times are long and costs high.

 

[Vibralldo]

Stolen from Scarebro on Twitter

Nick in Stallyn's comments admitting that he loves likes Kayla and April equally

Nick will literally lie about everything but he can't even pretend to love like the mother of his children more than some dumb coke whore he knew for a few months

 

[trash cat]

He doesn't deny his vehicle being photographed at April's new house. He doesn't deny that he is visiting her. He doesn't even deny that he is lying to Kayla.

I mean I think common sense would suggest that April living 15 mins from Nick after lying to the court and to everyone about moving far away is circumstantial evidence that there is (or was) something going on between Nick and April at the cuck shed in Willmar.

Is this recent claim of a "new boyfriend" that gave Nick the finger just more bullshit to throw people off Nick's trail?

Or did April finally have enough of Nick and wanted someone instead with the freedom of not being married with kids, and most importantly, not on long term probation?

How can you maintain a relationship based on sex and coke ... without sex or coke?

Maybe she wants a guy with access to drugs and no probation officer?

Someone who doesn't have to sneak around?

Someone who can give her more time, money, and attention (and coke)?

What's really going on here?

Inquiring minds want to know.

I don't think anyone ever claimed his rustang was photographed or even seen at Ape's new fishy hovel. Maybe it originated from Kino Casino, which means it can be discarded without much thought. It wouldn't surprise me though.

I thought the rumor of Nick's car at April cuck shack 2.0 in Willmar started with an offhand comment from @MNPublicRecords (not kino casino) about neighbors talking, but afaik it's never been confirmed

a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

What do we think... Is this boyfriend story just a limited hangout to throw everyone off the trail?

Or has April moved on to a new man while still living in cuck shed 2.0?

If so how is she supporting herself?

 

[Not Even Twice]

Stolen from Scarebro on Twitter
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Nick in Stallyn's comments admitting that he loves Kayla and April equally

Nick will literally lie about everything but he can't even pretend to love the mother of his children more than some dumb coke whore he knew for a few months

What I can't wrap my head around is that if she still lives in the area, her new sugar daddy likely also is from around those parts. How fucked up must this new boyfriend be to get involved with the local bicycle.
Also Nick saying he loves them equally is insane. So is Kayla for sticking around, what a gaggle of losers.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick in Stallyn's comments admitting that he loves Kayla and April equally

He did not.

Read it again. Carefully.

"Really like." Not "love." For both.

So it's even worse.

I just got done saying a few pages back that I don't think Nick is capable of love, and then somebody posted that. It's uncanny.

 

[Flora Fox]

Kirsche warned Pippa off from Rekieta, and Rekieta and Coomalot are fucking pissed.

Present tense?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

You people...
Yes, not photographed, but some evidence or reports of the rustang in wakanda.

Read the single sentence carefully:

Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

That sentence does NOT claim that @MNPublicRecords took a photo of Nick's Mustang there.
That sentence does NOT claim that somebody else took a photo of Nick's Mustang there and told @MNPublicRecords that they did.
That sentence does NOT claim that @MNPublicRecords saw Nick's Mustang there.
That sentence does NOT claim that somebody else saw Nick's Mustang there and told @MNPublicRecords that they did.

The sentence states that "rumors abound" (what does that even mean?) that a "douchey midlife-crisis-mobile" was driving around the "neighborhood". Let's be generous and put "Nick's Mustang" in place of the car. April's shack is off a highway within a couple minutes of southern edge of Willmar, which happens to be the main commercial area of Willmar which is the closest such area to Nick, so of course he'd be in the area, and he in fact STREAMED HIMSELF driving around in that neighborhood in his Mustang.

In particular, shortly after his arrest he streamed himself driving around the Willmar Walmart parking lot which is only a few minutes from April's shack. This was well before his second home was sold.

If Nick's car actually was being spotted at the property, wouldn't @MNPublicRecords wait until they had evidence of that?

Nick in Stallyn's comments admitting that he loves Kayla and April equally

From the overall context, it seems that April wanted Nick to leave Kayla for her, and that Nick was unwilling to file for divorce, but was willing to try to shame Kayla into doing it herself by keeping April around but it didn't work, and eventually April left.

Remember "April Law"?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Stolen from Scarebro on Twitter
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Nick in Stallyn's comments admitting that he loves Kayla and April equally

Nick will literally lie about everything but he can't even pretend to love the mother of his children more than some dumb coke whore he knew for a few months

So he dumped her the moment the case was over or the moment he secured a plea deal and she could no longer legally harm him? I said Nick would lead one of them on until the deal was done. Looks like it was April rather than his wife.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

REMINDER: Nick Rekieta is currently legally prohibited from copying Ethan Ralph drinking vodka straight from the bottle on stream, as Ralph did on his latest stream.


See how happy Ethan is here?

Nick Rekieta can't be this happy for five years. Being a non-nerd engaging in Hunter S. Thompson gonzo style streaming is STRICTLY off limits for Nick Rekieta for the time being.

 

[Captain Manning]

Present tense?

Well Coomy is an obsessive retard who has creeped all over Pippa (and may still, I dunno), and Nick is an angry belligerent obsessive retard (see Aaron), so I would think possibly yes.

- Both of them were not happy that Pippa blew them off.

- Supposedly Kirsche was part of the group that convinced Pippa that having anything to do with Rekieta is a bad idea (they are correct, BTW).

- Kirsche recently was on a show with Sean, and has gone on shows with Andrew.

- Nick hates Sean and Andrew.

- Nick is very much the "enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of person. Biggest example, to date, being him throwing in with Melton. There is one, and only one reason why he would do that.

Conclusion: I don't know if he'll actually throw in with the troons, but let's just say it wouldn't exactly be the most shocking thing given who he is.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Nick in Stallyn's comments admitting that he loves Kayla and April equally

How his wife doesn't find that fucking insulting to their marriage just blows my mind. But, I guess I shouldn't be surprised when she doesn't have a problem with her nudes only having a street value of $50.

 

[Vibralldo]

He did not.

Read it again. Carefully.

"Really like." Not "love." For both.

So it's even worse.

I just got done saying a few pages back that I don't think Nick is capable of love, and then somebody posted that. It's uncanny.

You're right, I keep assuming Nick has regular human emotions and forgetting that he's incapable of loving anything aside from booze, coke, and whippets

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick in Stallyn's comments admitting that he loves Kayla and April equally

>I stayed with my wife who I really like, instead of April who I really like
I'm feeling an overwhelming sense of irrational anger here. Who says that? Who types like that? Why emphasise "who I really like" twice? What's the point of this entire fucking sentence? Does anyone say "I really like you" to their partners? Specifically that's two words, which presumably lies between just normal "like" and "love"? So this is a range now? Or in skelly's demented head, there's "really like" and "really really like" and "really really really like" and...?
When will he kill himself?

Also according to this braindead druggie, 200 people paid to attend Pedomania, that's $50k to see 17 photos of Aaron Imholte, three of which were half naked. I'm not sure how that's supposed to be an own. So a photo of THE TOE is worth $2941.18, or 58.82 KNU. Right, I'm sure the hack comedian fake boxing coach is Eternally owned.

 

[Vibralldo]

How his wife doesn't find that fucking insulting to their marriage just blows my mind. But, I guess I shouldn't be surprised when she doesn't have a problem with her nudes only having a street value of $50.

As long as kayla has her pills and TNG box set she's happy

 

[Melty Butter]

Kino Casino has started covering Rekieta/Hackamania for those interested in a re-telling.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

So a photo of THE TOE is worth $2941.18, or 58.82 KNU. Right, I'm sure the hack comedian fake boxing coach is Eternally owned.

So basically Aaron is gold and Kayla is silver.
Oof.

 

[AltisticRight]

So basically Aaron is gold and Kayla is silver.
Oof.

Or if you're the Kandiyohi sheriff, Kayla is free.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

>I stayed with my wife who I really like, instead of April who I really like
I'm feeling an overwhelming sense of irrational anger here. Who says that? Who types like that? Why emphasise "who I really like" twice? What's the point of this entire fucking sentence? Does anyone say "I really like you" to their partners? Specifically that's two words, which presumably lies between just normal "like" and "love"? So this is a range now? Or in skelly's demented head, there's "really like" and "really really like" and "really really really like" and...?
When will he kill himself?

Also according to this braindead druggie, 200 people paid to attend Pedomania, that's $50k to see 17 photos of Aaron Imholte, three of which were half naked. I'm not sure how that's supposed to be an own. So a photo of THE TOE is worth $2941.18, or 58.82 KNU. Right, I'm sure the hack comedian fake boxing coach is Eternally owned.

Not only is the "really like" misplaced, the emphasis "really" where a stronger word is expected indicates need to convince listeners. In other words, deception.
He doesn't like either of them in the way that a sane person would. He is a transactional minded lunatic.
edit: spelling

 

[Vibralldo]

>I stayed with my wife who I really like, instead of April who I really like
I'm feeling an overwhelming sense of irrational anger here. Who says that? Who types like that? Why emphasise "who I really like" twice? What's the point of this entire fucking sentence? Does anyone say "I really like you" to their partners? Specifically that's two words, which presumably lies between just normal "like" and "love"? So this is a range now? Or in skelly's demented head, there's "really like" and "really really like" and "really really really like" and...?
When will he kill himself?

Also according to this braindead druggie, 200 people paid to attend Pedomania, that's $50k to see 17 photos of Aaron Imholte, three of which were half naked. I'm not sure how that's supposed to be an own. So a photo of THE TOE is worth $2941.18, or 58.82 KNU. Right, I'm sure the hack comedian fake boxing coach is Eternally owned.

No, I agree. It's insane and infuriating how un-human Nick is and how he's learned nothing. Even when """sober""" (whippets), even after being arrested and pleading guilty, he can't even just lie and type the phrase "I love my wife more than April". Kayla is a useless retard, but they've been together for 2 decades, they've had 5 kids, she stayed despite Nick's drug use, cheating, and feeding their daughter cocaine, but Nick can't even be bothered to type that his wife means more to him than some junkie gold digging slut that used him for drugs for a couple months then dumped his ass and moved on, He can't even bring himself to type out that he loves his wife, it's incredible. I unironically think that Ralph loved his (at the time) wives more than Nick loves Kayla (he doesn't).

I have a new theory: Nick IS lying in the post and he actually likes April more than Kayla.

Kill yourself, Nick. In real life.