Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%

  • Total voters
    281
Dick's fans and foot soldiers turning on Vito is wonderful content. The only way it could be improved is if they all die in a fire.

He physically tossed some shit at Dick and derails the show hoping Dick will blow up at him and deflect from the sperg out.
That was by far the most painful moment in the whole thing. It's seriously difficult to explain how fucked up this dude is in the mind. It's this perverse mix of Vito being an arrogant cunt who has no qualms with shitting on everyone and everything around him, and then this opposite extreme of groveling to prevent his house of cards from tumbling down when the only retard blowing on it is himself.
 
I still think all this shit feels very performative, done purely to try and drive up engagement in these loser's dying shows/events/projects. Until I see actual hands being thrown like Gunt vs Riley or meaningful consequences for Vedo like him being fired from BPITU I believe it's a (very cringe) work.
This would require believing that either of them can act.
 
I still think all this shit feels very performative, done purely to try and drive up engagement in these loser's dying shows/events/projects. Until I see actual hands being thrown like Gunt vs Riley or meaningful consequences for Vedo like him being fired from BPITU I believe it's a (very cringe) work.
While that would be disappointing to an extent, it would also mean Dick is putting some effort into his show again, which would be a step in the right direction.
 
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While that would be disappointing to an extent, it would also mean Dick is putting some effort into his show again, which would be a step in the right direction.
I guess we'll see at Hackamania. Right now I'm predicting that if Vedo even shows up he'll have a pretend fight with Riley on stage and Dick will try to blow it up on social media just like he did with his one-sided Eric July feud.

Of course I'd be happy to be proven wrong and for Vedo to actually get his skull caved in to rapturous audience applause.
 
How is it possible for someone to be built like this???
 

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How is it possible for someone to be built like this???
What the fuck even is that? It's even weirder than a "normal" gunt. Ever notice normal people are normal shaped but these greasy deathfat fucks are all fat in different ways? It's like at some point the body just gives up on what to do with the fat and just says ah fuck it put it over here, grow a third tit, whatever.
 
How is it possible for someone to be built like this???
I wish the box wasn't in the way so we could see the girth of his legs, because from that photo it looks like he's opted for the Hank Hill build. All gunt, no ass.
He looks like that theoretical human that could survive a car crash from a long ass time ago.
You can't mention Graham without posting a photo:
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The comic has still NOT been sent to the printers in late April like Vito claimed in the update a month ago, and those black & white digital preview copies were never sent out either. Instead of working on the comic, he's now bickering in the comments section of his campaign about how those 18 month old delivery deadlines are merely "estimates."

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Dick Masterson has made extremely valid points about how they need to stop adjusting irrelevant details and get the book out, because if they wait too long then no one will give a shit anyways and it'll be a failure by default. Instead, Vito has been busy with more important matters, like "flocked toys":

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"Guys, I really wanted to focus on finishing this project I financed with your money in a timely manner, but this could be my very last chance to own a tiny pony with a specific style of fake fur! Surely, you can understand where my priorities are with this one!" He's also trying to brag about this piece of "art" to dunk on Yellowflash:

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Dick Masterson has made extremely valid points about how they need to stop adjusting irrelevant details and get the book out, because if they wait too long then no one will give a shit anyways and it'll be a failure by default.
I suspect this is now Vedo's plan. Even if it's years late, so long as he eventually delivers it he's technically fulfilled his obligation, but by dragging it out til the heat death of the universe he has guaranteed even if Superkiller does finally drop people won't even care enough to hate review it.

Of course Occam's Razor suggests it's more likely he's just an incompetent retard, but with so many ways he could have already brought this farce to a close it's hard to believe there's not at least some misguided scheming going on.
 
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