Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Justice Tony]

I've always said you should never trust a rat-minister! They are always dirty! The unmitigated gall of this damn preacher!

Imagine if BMJ gets sent to prison and then becomes a minister too. He'd tell people that gambling is a virtue, which it is. Don't listen to the rats they are heretics!

I am convinced Bossman's parole officer watches his streams and finds him too funny to send him to prison for a parole violation

I hope that's the case because I am enjoying this. Hell, if I was his parole officer I'd be doing that.

 

[IHateHandBrakes]

Not to be deterred, Bossman keeps trying

At 3:18 you can see his balance go down by 7 dollars while he's doing nothing. RIGGED AS FUCK MAN.

The big coinflip you've all been waiting for. The coinflip to end all coinflips! He is UPFAG

Real niggas be indeed getting money from the fucking stars.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Clip requested by @Avenue

Bossman goes to depo in and sees his solana is empty and freaks out

 

[Free Dick Pills]

nobody's got aids

I couldn't possibly resist such a perfect lay-up

 

[drachenbarde]

 

[draggs]

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yeah dont play on this site guys you'll only go upfag big and lose it at all because you cant stop risky clicking

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

He'll be doin' 36 months in the can and we ain't gonna hear a fucking peep.
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He'll want ratmom's home cookin'. He'll compromise. He'll eat grilled rats of the radiator instead.
He'll want to gamba. He'll compromise. He'll shoot hand-carved dice with a couple a' unidentified black males.
He'll want to make your mom squirt on his dick. He'll compromise. He'll jack off in a shinebox.

gonna be seeing boss jackretardo in my nightmares for the forseeable future

 

[break these cuffs]

gonna be seeing boss jackretardo in my nightmares for the forseeable future

He never had the makings of a varsity gambler.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Bossman might want to bring his toothbrush and a clean pair of underwear to his next PO visit. Just in case.

 

[Blackstar]

Bossman might want to bring his toothbrush and a clean pair of underwear to his next PO visit. Just in case.

Jokes on you rat he doesn't own a toothbrush

 

[break these cuffs]

We got fucking Nostradamus in bosscord.

 

[draggs]

Jokes on you rat he doesn't own a toothbrush

cant smoke crack or weed out of a toothbrush so bosses dont need em. useless garbage

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

We got fucking Nostradamus in bosscord.

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"My ma' went downhill after the first time Bossman got arrested... You know, Turkey Tom predicted all of this."
"Who did wha'?"
"All his problems. The drug tests, the probation."
"Nullstradamus. Turkey Tom is that fuckin' finook on YouTube."
"Oh, right. Notredamus."
"Nullstradamus, showed him on MATI way before Turkey Tom's video. Two different things completely."
...
"It's interesting, though, they be so similar. Then I always thought 'bout Keffals. Okay, 'his prostate', you also got 'her prostate' and 'xeir prostate'."
"That's a fuckin' troon."
"Obviously, I know. I'm just saying. What? You never pondered that? The prostate thing with Keffals?"
"No!"

 

[Max Caulfield]

I am convinced Bossman's parole officer watches his streams and finds him too funny to send him to prison for a parole violation

As an aside, am I developing whiskers or has Bossman never used the word "partake" before?

 

[Josh_can_sock_me]

yeah dont play on this site guys you'll only go upfag big and lose it at all because you cant stop risky clicking

what's upfag?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

As an aside, am I developing whiskers or has Bossman never used the word "partake" before?

As far as I remember no. He must have seen it in discord then looked up what it meant.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Forgot to post this edit during the amazing run up, cutouts of the coins are included.

 

[suckfest]

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DO NOT play on this site guys
*plays on that site*
DO NOT play on this site guys
*plays on that site*
DO NOT play on this site guys
*plays on that site*…

 

[klinik]

what's upfag?

 

[draggs]

what's upfag?

partake