Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I really think he is being forced to stream for probation and that he hates it so much that he wants a Youtube ban so he doesn't have to do it anymore. Like Lester in American Beauty, he really wants to go work in fast food.

I don't think we know if it's an explicit written term of his probation but it could be that his lawyer, his PO, or both told him if he wants that jail time deferred it would look good if he is doing something productive like working. If the PO said something like that, Nick is insanely dumb to be acting the way he is and breaking the law while live on air.

I mean that was already retarded and helped him get his house raided, his kids taken away, and criminally prosecuted, but it's even more insanely dumb if he's citing his streaming as "work" and then obviously being fucked up and literally leaving to do drugs 33+ times, coming back obviously fucked up. . .literally EXACTLY what he did right before he got raided.

 

[Captain Manning]

I still don't think it was worth it, since even if he won on the choice-of-law argument, Monty's suit isn't a SLAPP under any definition. It would definitely have been worth it for Randazza, though, because he would not only have way more than used BMW money from Nick but a feather in his cap for winning an unwinnable argument.

Nick should have just retracted and apologized. Or, better yet, not said what he said in the first place.

Let's be real here. He pushed this shit way farther than Metokur ever did. Which is why Nick became the target, and not Jim. Monty's main thing is the pedophilia claim. I don't think he really cares about being poked fun of in general. He doesn't seem that humorless.

Intesteringly enough, just the other day, I was going over some old Metokur stuff, and I rediscovered this in Jim's thread from 2019 (around the time he got doxed):

The problem is again the pedophile shit. If Jim avoids calling him a pedophile, something I would advise because Montagraph's boomer hate group have yet to show me anything that'd make me believe he is one, then I'd not expect to see a lawsuit. What to expect outside of that I don't know.

Mind you, that was written in 2019! Long before Monty's suit against Nick.

Reading that, you get a sense Null foresaw this, in a way. He just didn't yet know that Nick Rekieta... who was supposedly a lawyer... would be the one that would be dumb enough to push things too far and give Monty a solid defamation claim.

But as for Randazza, he ain't complaining. He gets paid either way.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Here's another one that gets overlooked.
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Nice one! Added:

Damn, and you made that post in December of 2022 too. I'm impressed.

Still, wouldn't you say he's even closer to Lowtax now than he was then? Or do we need the divorce?

Nick showed a lot of the same issues lowtax did, even in 2021. Both narcissists, both hit it big with one idea and could never really recreate it. But they're on different paths - Nick doesn't have a "muh spine"- instead it's "muh keedz". Although lowtax definitely resented his children as well. Lowtax left at least one daughter with schmorky; Nick left kids with Drexel and gave cocaine to one. I'm not aware that Nick's had a troon shit on a glass coffee table... yet. But we don't know what happened Nashville Playboy Airbnb! I'm also not aware lowtax gave his kids drugs. Lowtax's first wife had enough of a spine to divorce him; the second the spine to leave him and start divorce proceedings. Mommy had lowtax's back up until the end. Nick's mommy subsidizes his hedonistic life.

Lowtax was outwardly shitty to people; Nick only does that to those who betray them. (He's probably much more manipulative than lowtax was, especially to those he "cares" about.)

Closer? Sure, but different.

That said, I think lowtax hit the end of the road and that gave him the justification for his shitty end. Nick, he seems to have the eternal money pipe from mom.

 

[AltisticRight]

A live streamer who may have had his wifes' boyfriend feed his children cocaine laced Spaghetti-O's is live streaming, and eating a burrito in the gayest way possible.

Lmao
>Wifes'

Imagine being such a butthurt faggot you get thread-banned for constantly street shitting with your gay ESL word-games and making backseat moderating seethe posts decrying everything as apparently "not being important enough". Oh you cannot do that anymore because after being warned twice you got thread-banned, now you go to the features thread to shit that up instead with something that is literally not feature worthy. (He ate a burrito yesterday and the day before and last week. Each time gayly.)

Imagine being in a paraosocial ween relationship with a boring gambling addict where you attend IRL hearings and actually take a goofy fun lolcow voting poll so seriously, you astroturf a one sided sperg war that has been going on for nearly 2 years. One can argue the parasocial relationship is one sided too. The bossman has standards, I doubt an ESL fuckwit who debates the intricacies of mullato hapas will get any time with the one and only bossman.

Mind you, this isn't even the only thread this particular user bitches about. He's ESL seethed in Ethan Ralph threads and I heard at one point they tried to spam other livechats but got upset because someone did the same thing last week to theirs. How sad. Maybe the admins should make him the dedicated features thread janitor so he can mop up anything he deems unimportant.

It's all so tiring and pathetic. I don't want a three-peat but unless Austin becomes Austina, he's just not going to win. Get over yourself. I'm waiting for Destiny or Hasanabi to go up in flames.

 

[Null]

nick looks like an anaconda eating a guinea pig

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick, as expected, is putting his best foot forward for Randazza and refraining from his usual 12 nitrous breaks per hour. He really wants Marc’s approval and respect, to the point where I suspect he felt giving Randazza the Monty case would make him regard Nick as a peer or equal. If so he was sorely mistaken.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick should have just retracted and apologized. Or, better yet, not said what he said in the first place.

All he had to do at the outset after saying that dumb defamatory shit was say "Wow I was really hammered and that was a joke that went too far. Sorry dude, didn't mean that as a factual accusation."

Monty has shown himself to be pretty reasonable, instead of being the giant lolcow his ayylawgs want to try to make him. It would have ended right there.

But this is Lord Balldo we're talking about.

Mommy had lowtax's back up until the end. Nick's mommy subsidizes his hedonistic life.

Easily the scummiest thing Kyanka did was not even having the decency to wait for his mom to die before killing himself. What a piece of shit.

Mind you, that was written in 2019! Long before Monty's suit against Nick.

Null has been entirely consistent in his loathing of baseless allegations of pedophilia.

 

[Niggernerd]

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679 for a channel with 400k+ subscribers?

He's fianlly losing relevancy

 

[Fapcop]

The last break was pretty clipworthy. Nick explains how people are upset and obssess about him because he was their e-daddy and "went away for milk cigarettes".

It really speaks to Nick’s narcissism and low level sociopathy that he doesn’t understand how that is even WORSE and makes him look bad.

Being someone’s “E daddy” presumes that people look up to you/respect you, and that you either encouraged and profited from at worst, or at best: Didn’t do anything to discourage that.

Shitting all over peoples trust and faith in you is a terrible thing to do. Even if they were retarded for letting you mislead them in the first place.

Side note but I hate that faggy little "chief of tomfoolery" tagline he has

I hate how he tries to make his degenerate swinging drug addict lifestyle that's caused harm to his kids cutesy and whimsical. "We're just silly people goofing around a bit by swapping partners and snorting coke with our daughter! Just some wacky fun!"

Sounds like a cringe title someone got (or gave themselves!) at a bachelor party for catching the ping pong balls the stripper shot out of her vagina.

Hot new Nick cope, 'making everyone hate me' is now 'untraining the audience'. Only the best of sophistry for Lord Balldo!

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He’s such a pathetic cuck of a man. Totally unable to admit fault or take any kind of responsibility.

I bet you that when he couldn’t get hard fucking April, he would yell: “WHAT THE FUCK APE?!? YOUR VAGINA ISNT MAKING MY DICK HARD?! What’s wrong with you?!?”

 

[Niggernerd]

I bet you that when he couldn’t get hard fucking April, he would yell: “WHAT THE FUCK APE?!? YOUR VAGINA ISNT MAKING MY DICK HARD?! What’s wrong with you?!?”

"It's like a dennys and a cop!"

 

[AltisticRight]

He's fianlly losing relevancy

He peaked at 1500 today.
I think the previous days someone was view-botting. I'm talking about buying 1-2k bots rather than the single +3000 a few days ago which was obvious. Isn't this a drop in at least 1000? I'll wait for the actual numbers.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Randazza highlights:

The fact that Nick was completely unfamiliar with Sacco and Vanzetti is unreal. We learned about that shit in middle school and this guy’s a (no longer authorized to practice) lawyer. Is it possible he once knew about it but the drugs have eaten more holes in his brain than we realize?

 

[Null]

He peaked at 1500 today.
I think the previous days someone was view-botting. I'm talking about buying 1-2k bots rather than the single +3000 a few days ago which was obvious. Isn't this a drop in at least 1000? I'll wait for the actual numbers.

he has half a million subscribers, i'm sure a lot of people are tuning in to see wtf and then clicking out after a day or two.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

nick looks like an anaconda eating a guinea pig

Nicky Kreuger

 

[AltisticRight]

he has half a million subscribers, i'm sure a lot of people are tuning in to see wtf and then clicking out after a day or two.

He's also been losing them each time he streams, so that could make sense too. Someone sees this retard skeleton streaming, remembers who he was, checks in to see a retard crying about someone's goo, takes the extra step to unsubscribe and leave in utter disgust.

That's how a few of his ayelawgs were created.

Nicky Kreuger
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POV: you are peeping Nicholas Rugieta.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

He peaked at 1500 today.
I think the previous days someone was view-botting. I'm talking about buying 1-2k bots rather than the single +3000 a few days ago which was obvious. Isn't this a drop in at least 1000? I'll wait for the actual numbers.

Meme Copium noticed the spike was timed when Andrea Burkhart would go on break. People responded that they were jumping from Burkhart to check out Nick then going back when she was back. It upset Nick that he pointed that out though.

 

[Fapcop]

I mean that was already retarded and helped him get his house raided, his kids taken away, and criminally prosecuted, but it's even more insanely dumb if he's citing his streaming as "work" and then obviously being fucked up and literally leaving to do drugs 33+ times, coming back obviously fucked up. . .literally EXACTLY what he did right before he got raided.

There’s a judge I like to watch (Judge Fleischer from Harris County. Shitlib judge but fair and straight if anyone is interested in some decent court action.) who usually says that when you’re living on probation or out on bond, you need to act like someone who has a halo over their head.

Nick of course went full in on (maybe!) obeying the letter of his probation but not the spirit of it, and thinks he can do as he pleases as long as he doesn’t straight up pisses dirty.

Maybe if he had been a better law and English student, he’d understand what that “may” means regarding his 30 days in the slammer.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Meme Copium noticed the spike was timed when Andrea Burkhart would go on break. People responded that they were jumping from Burkhart to check out Nick then going back when she was back. It upset Nick that he pointed that out though.

Nick himself told people to go check her out, he can't really complain that people prefer her coverage over his bad jokes and worse legal takes.

 

[AltisticRight]

Meme Copium noticed the spike was timed when Andrea Burkhart would go on break. People responded that they were jumping from Burkhart to check out Nick then going back when she was back. It upset Nick that he pointed that out though.

It upset him enough that he posted a seethe tweet before or during his stream mocking Meme Copium for having less than 500 viewers with a channel of 21k while his 421k 420k 419k cannot produce 2000.

 

[Major]

Why does Nick give me the impression of a 15 year old boy in a middle aged man's body?