The Elder Scrolls

[Tablet County]

I prefer to play the chosen race (Dunmer) in my games.

I see we are both men of culture

WE WUZ CHIMER AND SHEEIT

Woah, cool it with the anti-Aldmeric remarks.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Fucking dunmers.
Only servers as wives.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Fucking dunmers.
Only servers as wives.

So you admit that the Dunmer are the most attractive race in all of Tamriel you have good taste.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

So you admit that the Dunmer are the most attractive race in all of Tamriel you have good taste.

Concubines.

 

[Tablet County]

Concubines.

No no no you stupid fuck! You take the Dunmer as your wife and the Ohmes-raht as your concubine!

 

[Übertroon]

So you admit that the Dunmer are the most attractive race in all of Tamriel you have good taste.

If it's good enough for the Emperor of Tamriel it's good enough for me

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Concubines.

Ah you're Orc my condolences for how you and your god came to be. Orcs are so incompetent they needed a retcon to become recognized as a people. The farm tools (Argonians and Khajiit) had rights before the Orcs and to this day all they really do is serve an crumbling Altmeri controlled Empire and hide away in forts.

 

[Tablet County]

Ah you're Orc my condolences for how you and your god came to be. Orcs are so incompetent they needed a retcon to become recognized as a people. The farm tools (Argonians and Khajiit) had rights before the Orcs and to this day all they really do is serve an crumbling Altmeri controlled Empire and hide away in forts.

The dark elves got owned by lizards lol.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Ah you're Orc my condolences for how you and your god came to be. Orcs are so incompetent they needed a retcon to become recognized as a people. The farm tools (Argonians and Khajiit) had rights before the Orcs and to this day all they really do is serve an crumbling Altmeri controlled Empire and hide away in forts.

Nobody mention if my Nord is the true chad of Skyrim and get wives like Akatosh intended
Only humans are wives, elves are concubines. Beast races are slaves.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

The dark elves got owned by lizards lol.

Only because the the Oblivion Crisis and the destruction of Vvardenfell weakened us to where the Lizards could stand a chance.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Only because the the Oblivion Crisis and the destruction of Vvardenfell weakened us to where the Lizards could stand a chance.

You wish.
House Hlaalu done more damage than good.
House Redoran took all the pain to rebuild.
Meanwhile House Telvanni are still schizo fucks.

 

[Tablet County]

House Telvanni are still schizo fucks.

Yeah but that's why we love 'em.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Nobody mention if my Nord is the true chad of Skyrim and get wives like Akatosh intended
Only humans are wives, elves are concubines. Beast races are slaves.

Ah yes Skyrim Nords aka Todd watched Vikings and though it would be cool to remove all their lore and just have dumb Norse barbarians big cool.

You wish.
House Hlaalu done more damage than good.
House Redoran took all the pain to rebuild.
Meanwhile House Telvanni are still schizo fucks.

Hey shit on the other houses all you want, but leave Telvanni out of it. Your just jealous that you don't have a mushroom house and cannot levitate to actually use one. No one has more autonomy than the Telvanni, though they are more likely to kill each other than actually agree on something, but that's their fault.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Ah yes Skyrim Nords aka Todd watched Vikings and though it would be cool to remove all their lore and just have dumb Norse barbarians big cool.

Yeah, but the game had many mods to create power fantasies in my way.
If i want to kill elder gods, i play Morrowind.

Hey shit on the other houses all you want, but leave Telvanni out of it. Your just jealous that you don't have a mushroom house and cannot levitate to actually use one. No one has more autonomy than the Telvanni, though they are more likely to kill each other than actually agree on something, but that's their fault.

Still schizos those fuckers.
House Redoran was always the chad house.
Try to deny me on that.

At least we can shit on Hlaalu each time.

 

[Tablet County]

Ah yes Skyrim Nords aka Todd watched Vikings and though it would be cool to remove all their lore and just have dumb Norse barbarians big cool.

Miraak was cool, shame he barely did anything.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Miraak was cool, shame he barely did anything.

I think Todd making him a rip-off of Darth Vader doesn't work in TES.

 

[Tablet County]

I think Todd making him a rip-off of Darth Vader doesn't work in TES.

Dagoth Ur was already the ripoff Darth Vader if you think about it.

 

[foreman 89]

I always take the homeland as the canon race of each protagonist in each game except Arena, which can be any race.

• Daggerfall: Between Breton or Redguard.
• Morrowind: Dunmer.
• Oblivion: Imperial.
• Skyrim: Nord.

The Daggerfall agent was sent by the Emperor from Cyrodil, they could be any race as well.

 

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I want TES6 to be a modern take on Morrowind. Or at least Oblivion.

But lets be honest, it'll be an even more dumbed down Starfield. Complete with fantasyspacedragonshouts for no fucking reason, because they spent resources adding them to the engine 2 games ago and by god they're using them.

Or worse we'll get something like V Rising or No Man's Sky. Just a complete built by committee game chasing all the latest trends of 10 years ago.

The company that created the games we love has been dead for a long time.

 

[BigBadBastich]

I want TES6 to be a modern take on Morrowind. Or at least Oblivion.

But lets be honest, it'll be an even more dumbed down Starfield. Complete with fantasyspacedragonshouts for no fucking reason, because they spent resources adding them to the engine 2 games ago and by god they're using them.

Or worse we'll get something like V Rising or No Man's Sky. Just a complete built by committee game chasing all the latest trends of 10 years ago.

The company that created the games we love has been dead for a long time.

Its going to take every blemish and unfavored trend introduced since Skyrim and double down on it. Settlement building, gimped magic, poorly written questlines, procedurally generated dungeons, a world devoid of any creativity or rich ideas introduced since the series began in favor of more generic fantasy designs. I know for a fact that when VI comes out it'll be the definitive death of Bethesda.