Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
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Nick, as expected, is putting his best foot forward for Randazza and refraining from his usual 12 nitrous breaks per hour. He really wants Marc’s approval and respect, to the point where I suspect he felt giving Randazza the Monty case would make him regard Nick as a peer or equal. If so he was sorely mistaken.
If I were Randazza, I would prep myself now for Nick to hurl a bunch of invictive my way if Monty wins.

Because that's what Nick always does when he takes an L. Blame somebody else. He also believes there are magic words to get out of anything.

MARC! Y U NOT USE MAGIC LAWYER WIZARD POWERS TO WIN!?
:really:

I assume Randazza is thick skinned enough to take it, and is well aware by now Nick is a manchild, but still...

Hell, I vaguely recall he already threw a little bit of shit at Randazza during the Cokestream. That was the day after his appeals court loss.
 
It upset him enough that he posted a seethe tweet before or during his stream mocking Meme Copium for having less than 500 viewers with a channel of 21k while his 421k 420k 419k cannot produce 2000.
Meme also streams on Australian Japanese time about bullshit mainly relevant to the Amerimutt audience, when it’s like 3AM for them.
 
Hot new Nick cope, 'making everyone hate me' is now 'untraining the audience'. Only the best of sophistry for Lord Balldo!

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Maybe this is him finally realizing what he did but also not realizing he is doing it again with supertips. Here is a breakdown of Nick genius plan:
  1. attack his core fanbase and directly tell them to fuck off
  2. tell the remaining people not to send in superchats or rumble rants and instead join his locals
  3. signal that the monthly sub to locals was more than enough thus discouraging anything above the sub
  4. ignore the stream chats for locals thus killing off the banter he needed to make a good show
  5. create a core a-log class that will now forever fuck with the chat hindering efforts to rebuild chat
  6. abandon locals making those who invested feel like he burnt them
There used to be multiple twitter accounts just to do updates about nicks' streams. All of that free work his fans did is all gone now and he has no interest in actually paying someone or doing the work.
 
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Nick showed a lot of the same issues lowtax did, even in 2021. Both narcissists, both hit it big with one idea and could never really recreate it. But they're on different paths - Nick doesn't have a "muh spine"- instead it's "muh keedz". Although lowtax definitely resented his children as well. Lowtax left at least one daughter with schmorky; Nick left kids with Drexel and gave cocaine to one. I'm not aware that Nick's had a troon shit on a glass coffee table... yet. But we don't know what happened Nashville Playboy Airbnb! I'm also not aware lowtax gave his kids drugs. Lowtax's first wife had enough of a spine to divorce him; the second the spine to leave him and start divorce proceedings. Mommy had lowtax's back up until the end. Nick's mommy subsidizes his hedonistic life.

Lowtax was outwardly shitty to people; Nick only does that to those who betray them. (He's probably much more manipulative than lowtax was, especially to those he "cares" about.)

Closer? Sure, but different.

That said, I think lowtax hit the end of the road and that gave him the justification for his shitty end. Nick, he seems to have the eternal money pipe from mom.
Hold on, did Rekieta really eat a sausage on stream? Have I been bamboozled?
 
A little compilation of how Nick looked after 7 hours of streaming yesterday.
Everything is fine. He is happy. He won. He owned the state, is 100% sober, and he will really stick to the evil Jersh.

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The sadness and dejection in his eyes is delectable. I laughed like Null during the Cokestream when I saw this post.

That is the look of a man who knows it's only a matter of time till all the world witnesses his dethroning moment.
 
Nick has become such a nobody that I doubt it will even matter to randazza, He will likely thank Nick for all the money he gave him and walk away.
Randazza has some of the thickest skin a human has ever sported. I’m certain he sees Nick as just another in a long line of pathetic degenerates whose case has given him the opportunity to achieve noteworthy legal precedent. He’d never actually socialize with Nick as a peer or friend (meaning without payment).

My mind is still blown by Nick never having heard of Sacco and Vanzetti. It’s up there with Roe v. Wade, Miranda v. Arizona, Marbury v. Madison, Dredd Scott v. Sanford, Brown v. Board of Education, and Plessy v. Ferguson in terms of the cases most of the population has learned about in primary or secondary school. It wasn’t a Supreme Court case but it sparked protests around the world, is very much in the American cultural memory bank, and is taught alongside McCarthyism and the Red Scare in US schools. Literally what the fuck is wrong with him?
 
There’s a judge I like to watch (Judge Fleischer from Harris County. Shitlib judge but fair and straight if anyone is interested in some decent court action.) who usually says that when you’re living on probation or out on bond, you need to act like someone who has a halo over their head.
I like Fleischer too. Good judge.

I once asked myself whether Fleischer would sign the warrant on Nick, and concluded he would.

There is such a thing as government overreach. It's just not what Barnes says it is.

My mind is still blown by Nick never having heard of Sacco and Vanzetti. It’s up there with Roe v. Wade, Miranda v. Arizona, Marbury v. Madison,
Now see, you mentioned Marbury. We've been over this. Nick doesn't get it. Nick doesn't get a lot of things. Lol.

Dredd Scott v. Sanford,
That's the one that says black people can't be citizens, isn't it? Why is Drex not following my command orders then!? Disobedient negro! I didn't give him permission to hang with Meme Copium in Japan! He should be here talking about how based and gangta I am!
:really:
 
Now see, you mentioned Marbury. We've been over this. Nick doesn't get it.
Yeah but at least he’s heard of it. There is literally no reasonable excuse for him not to know the Sacco and Vanzetti case. Not one. It’s not quite as shameful as feeding cocaine to his small child and subjecting five innocent kids to a life of squalor, but Nick should never be allowed to live this down.
 
He's also been losing them each time he streams, so that could make sense too. Someone sees this retard skeleton streaming, remembers who he was, checks in to see a retard crying about someone's goo, takes the extra step to unsubscribe and leave in utter disgust.
A substantial chunk of Nick's subscriber base would have joined during the Depp and Rittenhouse trials, and probably didn't pay much attention to him after those trials ended.
Now you have the Karen Read and P. Diddy trials, some are probably trying to tune in for coverage of those and are scratching their heads thinking "Wow, I don't remember Rekieta being such a retard. Is he on drugs or something? Oh well, I guess I'll check out this Emily person instead."

EDIT: I'm fairly certain I've said this before, but it will never stop being funny (and weird) that a woman with purple hair is somehow more mentally stable than Nick.
 
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