Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lonely khan]

It'll make Nick the greatest lolcow of all time

Nick is the lebron James of lolcows, sure he has the stats but when you dig a little you see he has no bag. Doing degenerate shit and lying about is about the same as throwing your elbow at a defender, missing the layup and then begging for a foul. People remember him for the cow he was in his prime when he put effort into the game, but what you see now is so low effort he might as well be sitting

Chris Chan is the Jordan of lolcows. In his prime no one could touch him, people try to forget the Christine years like people try to forget the wizards years. But just like old man MJ's footwork, Christine still had all the fundamentals to occasionally pull of some great lolcowdom.

Ralph is in his post Achilles tear Kobe phase, largely forgotten and constantly memechucking to get back into a game that's passed him by. Sure he's trash now, but in his day you can't deny he was ready to ascend over Chris Chan.

Why does Nick give me the impression of a 15 year old boy in a middle aged man's body?

Because he's a manchild having a midlife crisis.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is stuck with only complete retards as fans after driving everyone else away. I love this for him.

Nick's built his own prison

Ralph is in his post Achilles tear Kobe phase

Ralph wishes he could die in as cool a way as a helicopter crash

 

[Strix454]

First half Minnesota property taxes are due today. Will Nick pay? Will his dad pay? Will Nick use magic financial "leverage" techniques and just not pay them?

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

Nick's built his own prison

Ralph wishes he could die in as cool a way as a helicopter crash

 

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The last break was pretty clipworthy. Nick explains how people are upset and obssess about him because he was their e-daddy and "went away for milk cigarettes".

He also thinks it's "interesting" how people tell you to keep things private and when you actually do, they spend their lives to find out what's going on.

Also some stuff about Kayla "doing sobriety" with him. Less than 1700 viewers.

A lot of classic copes here. He's also mad people are using his child neglect as a "bludgeon" to be mean.

Blaming YouTube for his low viewer count.

 

[Potato CPA]

If Null has it he's not going to wait around. You'll see it on the next MATI, because otherwise someone else might beat him to the punch.

I wondered this but in the other direction - if NOT releasing it gives Balldo man time to prep some injunction or lawsuit to stop the release. Though I guess by his own logic a good 'ol Watermark will fix that up

 

[Mandatory User Name]

A lot of classic copes here. He's also mad people are using his child neglect as a "bludgeon" to be mean.
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Blaming YouTube for his low viewer count.

"the healthy options is that I don't like this person, I should just walk away" did Nick walk away from Jack Murphy, Tonkasaw, Eric July, Maddox, Ron Toye, Montegraph or dozens of other people he mocked over the years? Nick is throwing stones in a glass house, he just doesn't like being a lolcow and thinks he should be exempt, like every other lolcow does. Nick is literally using a service in the clip that mocks other people through donations, including Eric July, as he's telling people to leave him alone...

 

[AnOminous]

Do they not force you to take calculus in most schools? I may be belying my own science degree, but I thought that everyone took at least one course of calculus.

No, they literally don't. Are you delusional? Liberal tard majors get to get away with a math class that is basically remedial math in high school.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

You know Nick is bottom of the barrel when he's featured not once, but twice on Podawful.

I clipped this segment from today's episode, "LIVE: SHAMAPPY MERSHDAY - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO66 (preview)." May 15,2025

Preservetube
"Aaron was abusive and sex with him became... less consensual."

I tried to use Preservetube for "HACKAMANIA: anti-climax - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO65" but it was too large for the site.

EDIT: Added quote.

 

[Potatoherder]

Blaming YouTube for his low viewer count.

He literally uses a system to bypass their monetization and his content makes him less appealing to advertisers. It's a wonder why they wouldn't want to promote him. If he was raking in superchats they may be more interested in promoting his stream. You'll notice when he was make $10k+ a stream they had no issues with pushing viewers.

 

[AnOminous]

"Aaron was abusive and sex with him became... less consensual."

Does Nick not realize this is just basically an admission Aaron made him his prison bitch and fucked him up the ass whether he wanted it or not?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Does Nick not realize this is just basically an admission Aaron made him his prison bitch and fucked him up the ass whether he wanted it or not?

"Get ready Chaos, this right hook is going in dry."

 

[Chazzed Up]

Nick still has sycophants that he ignores...

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>neurodivergent

So Nick is just full Cog at this point, collecting money from mentally disabled bums.

 

[AnOminous]

>neurodivergent

So Nick is just full Cog at this point, collecting money from mentally disabled bums.

No, he's admitted he's anally disabled. He is unable to stop taking gigantic dicks up his ass. He's disabled.

The normal ability of a male human not to take dicks up the ass is something Nick no longer has.

 

[Sloppa]

 

[AnOminous]

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Suppose the autistic "remember no balldo" team is for something else though and it isn't about the bodycam footage.

Imagine it's something as humiliating or even more humiliating.

So when it lands, Balldo takes it deep into his sigmoid colon.

And then the bodycam footage is what comes AFTER.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

A lot of classic copes here. He's also mad people are using his child neglect as a "bludgeon" to be mean.
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Blaming YouTube for his low viewer count.
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Andrea Burkhart has somehow managed to increase her trial viewers by close to 100% during the trial. Gee, I wonder if it's because she actually researched the case, knows the law and actually pays attention, whilst avoiding sounding like a fiend.

Nah Nick, you ain't ever getting that big audience back, you are boring as fuck, your legal takes are nonsense and people see you for what you are.

 

[Sloppa]

Suppose the autistic "remember no balldo" team is for something else though and it isn't about the bodycam footage.

Imagine it's something as humiliating or even more humiliating.

So when it lands, Balldo takes it deep into his sigmoid colon.

And then the bodycam footage is what comes AFTER.

We will have to wait, to see what Joshy Claus has in his sled.

 

[Lonely khan]

The look Nick gives you when you're becoming less consensual.
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What is it with cucks and dicksucking microphones?

Everyone already thinks you're gay but this just confirms that you are a faggot.

 

[Chazzed Up]

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Everyone already thinks you're gay but this just confirms that you are a faggot.

What an awful day to have eyes.