Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 30.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 86 32.5%

  • Total voters
    265
The Balldo probably wasn't even his own idea. A likely candidate is the sex doll guy introducing him to the idea. It would be quite fitting that the defunct sex toy company that has become synonymous with the drunken fuck was not his own discovery but introduced to him by someone else.
Didn't he get the Balldo from Drexel?
 
Andrea Burkhart is really pulling in numbers these days.
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Meanwhile, over on Nick's channel:
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I've been watching Andrea. She doesn't talk over testimony and provides good legal commentary during breaks.
Nick talks over testimony and then has nothing to say but sits there like a lump of retardation during breaks because he wasn't paying any attention anyway.
 
You are correct, though, about Nick and the attention to detail--he could not do that. He reminds me of the person in study groups who would be constantly talking, distracting people, and 'taking breaks' without actually trying to study. They were almost all gone by end of first year, or early second.
That’s if he shows up to the group at all and when he does he turns it into all about himself. I knew a guy exactly like Nick with the mannerism, speech patterns, lied. Wasn’t a friend of anyone but kind of just hung out with us and we tolerated him probably just feeling bad for him. Also very arrogant, broke up with his high school sweet heart saying he could have any girl on campus and ended up staying single and girls would always tell me they found him pervy and creepy. Didn’t help he watched porn constantly and would ask if we wanted to watch it with him weirding us out

I guess that’s just like Nick now. He doesn’t really have friends just people who tolerate him whenever he shows up
 
I know he keeps acting like RyantheEditor is still around, but maybe he's actually not so Nick is forced to try and make thumbnails himself.

Ryan is around on social media. I have bo idea if he is in contract with Balldo, but even in 2022 Balldo was bad at communication and delegation to Ryan and Soter whom he paid to do things for him.

If we want to go back further, his original thumbnail artist, Tilup, was frustrated because Nick would not give him topics in enough time before his show.

The material itself is not autistic. Its how its taught almost everywhere that is autistic. Its far easier to learn the material in a practical way than an abstract way.

No, the attribution of autism was to my brain that refused to retain the material. However, many other people decried Organic Chem as the bane of their studies, so I cannot blame my autism as the sole cause of loathing.

The Balldo probably wasn't even his own idea. A likely candidate is the sex doll guy introducing him to the idea. It would be quite fitting that the defunct sex toy company that has become synonymous with the drunken fuck was not his own discovery but introduced to him by someone else.


The Explosions & Fire guy who does organic chemistry in his shed out back has repeatedly made it clear why he doesn't like sulfur. "If you start seeing yellow you know you've fucked up"

Nick got the Balldo from Drexel.

I do not blame Drexel for Nick's moral descent, but it is interesting that the one pretending some superiority to Nick provided the instrument that became synonymous with his degeneracy...
 
Embarrassing!!!
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LESS live viewers than Meme Copium, who he mocked yesterday.
Newest upload couldn't even break 10k after NINE HOURS.
Live viewship down the gutter.
Still passing on his gross erotic goo-eating roleplay with fishy Ape as a fact.

The most irrelevant skelly of Lawtube.

Look at his thumbnail, just a ceiling fan. What is he implying? What can a ceiling fan do to a child doser with strong rope?
Is he going to show a floating plastic bag next?
(Like the American Beauty scene.)
 
Embarrassing!!!

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LESS live viewers than Meme Copium, who he mocked yesterday.
Newest upload couldn't even break 10k after NINE HOURS.
Live viewship down the gutter.
Still passing on his gross erotic goo-eating roleplay with fishy Ape as a fact.

The most irrelevant skelly of Lawtube.
He tried to get a hit in on Meme at a "weak" moment. He cherry picked the time to do it. He's a dishonest fag.

As I recall, Meme didn't have a particularly good topic the other day. Yeah, there's some people that care about Kirsche but, let's face it, Johnny Somali is the much bigger draw. I'm not surprised his numbers are better than Nick's today. That nigger has made mainstream news. Donut Operator donated $4,000 to that South Korean Navy Seal for his legal defense.

It really a combination of the topic and the quality of the presenter. While Karen Read is a popular topic, Nick sucks, and the market is saturated with it. I don't know why anybody would chose Nick's coverage over just about anybody else (especially Burkhart).
 
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Incidentally that Nick Nolte mugshot was after he got a DUI while on GHB, which apparently doesn't show up on some drug tests (not sure about current year). I wonder if Nick has been dabbling in that nasty ass shit. It's very popular among fags (and date rapists) and he could probably get it at Gay '90s.
It can show up on drug tests but it's not part of the normal standard or even extended panels.

Its metabolites have a very short retention time in the human body making it hard to detect with any kind of test unless the exposure happened very recently (i.e. <24 hours). Just not effective to test for it in most cases. Not sure if GHB is a step up or down from his current practice of huffing Galaxy Gas.
 
We all know whats going to happen. Its the convergence and the Battle of Jim's Driveway where null will fight a last stand to protect Jim Metokur. Ralph, Juju and Nick will all be there with many others. Coach Redpill will be there and reveal finally that he is still alive. Then the door to CWCville will open and Sonichu will walk our earth.

That is why null cannot set foot in Spicer himself and must send a representative. His presence alone so close to Jim might trigger the convergence.
What do we call this, Tardnarok? does Spergulwinter happen when Nick finally goes back on the snow?
 
Look at his thumbnail, just a ceiling fan. What is he implying?
I feel like he is trying to imply that he still has many fans but in his delusion accurately displays that his number of fans is down to about one (much like his reduced number of houses)
 
In my attempt to upgrade my code, I instead—quite predictably—broke it. Many such cases, or so they say. As a result, I'm fashionably late in posting the SuperTips logs.

May 14, 2025 — Karen Read Trial — Day 15: BUT ACTUALLY, THIS TIME​

• Total Amount Donated: $1,256.52 (*Maximum: $1,334.54)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 17
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
 - Patrick Melton: $1,000.01
 - TheTexVet: $45.00
 - ScooterG: $20.00
• Average Donation Size: $27.32
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00:35:00Anonymous16.51Hi my nicka, 2 years ago was this wonka reject. Thanks to your stories about fat being a mindset; | finally realized | had hit the fat mindset and make a change: The first was field of greens step The change in mindset led to keto diet with portion control. Now I'm down 150 and am now only as fat as this fuck. No micro penis for me though: With continued diet and exercise | hope to one be as coke scrawny as this figgot: Please continue to share you fat shaming in all form: Thanks brotha: day
00:36:16benjamin duston5.00When does this bull shit start: It's a train wreck | can't look away from: | have a feeling Karen is going to get railed, | mean railroaded. John didn't look like it but he was a playah
00:37:06Anonymous5.00There once was a lawyer named Kurt who's waste was wide as a yurt don't worry gov about the little nub of love, it couldn't even penetrate a turtle dove And Kurt has a micro peanass
00:41:36Fishing5.00""'m you didn't go to jail Nick. You wouldn't have made it you little bitch: You get caught with a little coke and you just up on unbreaded and no more pope: Nut up dude give the people want: glad give
00:41:58Anonymous5.00No cease and desist from Kurt regarding micropeen. Does that make it a tackit agreement?
00:42:22Anonymous5.00You can't reach the butter golem level if you have shame: It's about hating your current self and fat mindset and getting angry enough to change: At least for me: Not angry enough to entice others across state lines for casserole with a micro penis entree, like this figgot pizza
00:43:18ALBIES FIRST BORN CHILD WILL BE FINGERED DAY ONE5.00wanna rub some hot on Kurts oversized pink nipples, MUAH NIBBAI Icy
00:44:20TheTexVet5.00This trial is giving all us fat and ugly men hope: Karens not a 10, but for those morbidly obese and Harvey Dent (two-face version), she a pure 20. Goes to show; you CAN out your league pull
00:49:18darthvader776 USUMUM5.00The evidence has shown! that your new modl Tacl is a troon! Tac is an acronym! It stands for The Artificial Cooter!
00:56:28NotCupcakes5.00The evidence has shown that Nick slept face down in my Cum for five months. ANOTHER SPIN FOR THE TOEWI! Oh shit wrong voice: The toe is stacking W""s eversince HackaMania
00:56:44TheTexVet5.00Hear me out__ Ican fix her: If shes a badge bunny; shes gotta love military right? IIl just protect myself by making sure / always drive. PS, she definitely goes ATM
01:05:58TheTexVet5.00Just read she has Crohn's. This makes her ATM game closer to something from Saw: but still hear me out:_.
01:10:30Anonymous5.00Nick I heard you have that mega pipe: You want auntie Bev to you that Gluck Gluck 5000? That wild new hair style makes auntie Bev want to cream: Kurt's micro penis just doesn't do it: give
01:10:48M Michael Cianciolo5.00Higgery Snighery Dock: A Cock, Kurt has not: He met with this brother: | filled him with butter: Kurt solicits kids a lot:
01:16:48Anonymous5.00Ncker; Sargent Goonski here is being forced to read these texts because he would not describe them as flirty: Also, Kurt is envious of those with a micro penis: Yo, My
01:40:48TheTexVet5.00Theres a theory that she was trying to fat nasty to bang as a get back to make hubby jealous, to get back at him for cheating with women she sees as Typical high school games. Continued__. get uglier:
01:41:02TheTexVet5.00Tubs felt snubbed when she ghosted him and ignored him at the bar (video shows her ignoring him all night). He then confronts John at the after party to tell on her; fight ensues and he dies accident
01:48:04Anonymous5.00Bless my heart bless my hole come on down to Kurt's house for pizza casserole, It puts the oil on it's skin, else it's off to Diddy's house again to rub my microwpeanass on its chin
01:49:28FractalMachine5.00Kurt does not have a micro penis. he has a macro clitoris.
01:50:36DarkSchwartzRising5.00In Boston suburbs, this, in fact, IS flirting_ it counts if you insult eachother: Ever seen that SNL sketch, Boston Teens? It's like that: PS, Nick, your hot__ Erection Sustainedl only
01:51:02Anonymous5.00Nihggher; kNihgker; kNihker; Nickkurt, Knihggker: Don't mind me just testing stuff
01:51:30Fishing5.00At least Karen is getting accused of murdering John once_ Jonny Depp killed Amber Heard every night; sometimes multiple times a night: On a side not Kurt has a micropenis only
01:52:22TheTexVet5.00want John Cenal No, we have John Cena at homel The John Cena at home:_.
01:59:28Anonymous5.00diddle diddle, the fat and the fiddle, The Kurt showed the kids his big moon. The little kids screamed to see such a sight, But the Kurt still went right for the poon Hey
02:00:08TheTexVet5.00dam it Bev__ The John Cena reference was because the Trooper on stand looks like a budget John Cena. But Auntie Bev decided to go on break and take him off screen_ FUK
02:03:32Gatesofabove5.00this white bread nicka just lies about yo name and then his paw'ner goes and snitches on you for copyright or some shit
02:13:10TheTexVet5.00There is no way to read these messages and NOT know | was trying to that Crohn's ATM with porky: To claim it wasnt flirty is retarded: get
02:16:40Winton Dupree5.00m really into pegging and | love more cushion for th
02:20:54Anonymous5.00Just got a message from Curt, and he rates Higgy baby as super sexy hot: He hopes | get locked up so he has has a chance to break booties with him
03:36:10Anonymous5.00Nick, you ignorant slut: The jury saw the video of the car bump during cross of sergeant goon
03:36:42Anonymous5.00Ihad to order all 15 flavors of ramen for Our Wife and make it for her every time | say Aaron's name: She t agree to make-up sec b/f she prefers Aaron's cum_ won'
03:59:30Jules5.00Nick Rekieta am getting turned on by these text messages and would let my wife sleep with him while doing coke off her
04:08:26Chris Beebie5.00The evidence WILL SHOW that Higgins went to Kurt's School of Woo-ing women for men who have a micro penis.
04:19:20Gatesofabove5.00Higgins is a fucking cuck. he had so many chances to score and fumbled it over and over: he's acting like he has a micro penis
04:19:40Gatesofabove5.00listen here | may not have an impact on your thong; but that crohn's disease does you stupid bitch
04:20:24NotCupcakes5.00Yo Honor Let the record show that the Ho John 0'Keef was kissing is Marietta Sullivan. John used to be partners with her brother:
06:18:44Patrick Melton1000.01Here's some new money:
06:28:54Law Historian Kevon5.00Nick / hit you up on twitter ! My friends self defense trial gets started soon: It's all the stuff; booze, drugs and videol Look up Scott Sherman Lodi ca: I'd love for you to cover it: good good
06:29:20NotCupcakes5.00When April was telling me about your CAWKKK i had to over and put some of my DNA on the odometer: pull
06:29:34Anonymous5.00KURT IS A FAT RE TARD. KURT IS A FAT FOOKING RE TARD_ KURT IS A FAT FUK work here is done. Doowop My
06:32:52DarkSchwartzRising5.00If a damned blizzard didn't remove the hair; how would it move on its own in a fuckin garage?!
06:46:12Anonymous10.00After discussing it with the fatty come stain investigator; we have determined through DNA anal assis. We have determined the hair on Karens car came from Curts butt: It's true__ When Curt found out about my leaky butthole, he asked for a straw; pulled down his pants, and began rubbing his fat cheeks all over the my car:
06:54:00amrcombs5.00The Higgins texts are funny but the Proctor texts are absolutely hilarious. If don't re-enter them, we should watch them from the first trial at some point: They are way shorter: they
07:00:54ScooterG20.00It was smart of you to downplay the thousand dollar SuperTip from Melton: Others may see it as a win; but not us: Venmo, superchats, rumble rants; PayPal, you know the portals!
07:19:42Anonymous5.00Karen offer his fat ass some pizza casserole: He is getting all of his pickup lines from casserole Kurt and his micropenis:
07:20:16TheTexVet5.00AllI those videos of ATF agents not knowing dick about shit when talking about weapons and drugs makes TOTAL sense after these messages. Really retarded

May 15, 2025 — Karen Read Trial — Day 16: The State's Case is Finally Coalescing​

• Total Amount Donated: $261.60 (*Maximum: $417.50)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 14
• Total from Anonymous Donators: $119.32
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
 - TheTexVet: $46.63
 - eXecation: $20.65
 - Q Revere: $10.00
• Average Donation Size: $6.88
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00:12:50Anonymous5.00There's petulant Biatch named Kurt With casserole stains on his shirt He curses and mutters He craves brutha-butter He suck-suck until it spurt
00:53:30benjamin duston5.00This is the super tip and just the tip. These things are fitted to make me a poor man, well a poorer man: Can't stopl Won't stop! Bitches
00:55:56Anonymous5.00You know I'm so corrupt that im putting off my promotion as the chair of the Superior Court Criminal Committee to railroad Karen and have her pit away: Talk about failing upwards. mel Yay
00:56:12Anonymous5.00That autistic lawyer's a chud, His supreme court brief was a dud, He backstabbed our Nick For a few YouTube clicks, But now piggy's back home in the mud!
01:49:16Frank Lee5.00The evidence will show, this trial sucks: I'd rather brother buttered by a pack of gorillas from Baltimore get
01:49:54Anonymous5.00everybody says I'm a fun guy- Actually____IAM the funny guy II here._ Don't try to upstage me with you quote unquote ""jokes"" 41 that are quote unquote 'funny"" Another quote unquote ""win for the toe
01:50:20Anonymous5.00like you from one: We are the same. You have kids: | have kids. No Crohn's and scared of Kurt's casserole. You're hot: Nickster: I'm the best of nicknames: | will show you the beach life day pizza
01:50:48Q Revere5.00Objection your honor_. somebody get trans Vjncent Schiavelli off the stand before she holds up a human heart and Spicoli orders a pizza.
01:51:50Anonymous15.46The evidence will showll Kurt has a micropenis! Not true, my niece said it was after | gave her wine. big Disregard that your honor; my client is re tarded:
01:52:16Jules5.00Breaking news Nick is a necrophile and wants his pizza casserole more at 5 Bev looks like a ghoul from fall out time to clean out her cobwebs
01:53:04DarkSchwartzRising5.00What's in the damned breakfast burrito, Nickl You gettin that hot beef injection or what?!
01:53:48TheTexVet5.00Can confirm__ She degrades you after her services. She always tells me / performed just under adequate. She does prefer you to just starfish and let her ride for some reason__ (necrophilia joke)
01:54:38NotCupcakes5.00Wait till Doctor StoneBridge testifies, Shes is HOTIIII! Last year she testified with no sleeves and she is all tatted up. What will Marc Randazza be coming on? day
01:55:06eXecation20.65YONOR 2 Imove for MISTRIALI [ have built my cardboard fort and somehow Nick still managed to break in and steal my wife: I say that he must be stopped! He sniffed my coke yonor!
01:55:54Q Revere5.00Anyone worth a fuck would get a REAL Mark to interview: Anything less is have ock
01:56:22Anonymous5.00was blessed with a 9-inch penis. But that priest is in jail now: Fve never been happy since_
02:03:18Anonymous5.00Today asked my phone Siri why am | still single?"" and it activated the front camera:
02:09:14Anonymous5.00Even people who are for nothing have the capacity to a smile to your face, like when you them down the stairs. White bread ass ni good bring push
02:14:04Anonymous5.00What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can't be found:
02:14:12Anonymous5.00Since Eric July is more intellectual than his lawyers, add him so we can hear him call you a wine bread ask knicker:
02:20:08Anonymous3.00S Alex Rosen caught 2 in MN yesterday: 1 a teacher
02:20:14Anonymous15.86To teach my kids about democracy; | let them vote on dinner: They picked tacos. Then | made because don't live in a swing state: pizza they You're not completely useless Nick. You can always be used as a bad example: F'm sorry and ""| apologize mean the same thing: Except at a funeral:
02:21:20Fishing5.00No one cares about your sobriety nick. We cared because you are a master of your craft and you left us like a one night stand: We had to listen to wish versions of you talk shit on you:
03:05:06Anonymous5.00What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? [ don't have a Lamborghini in my garage:
03:05:16TheTexVet15.82Shes having a harder time keeping her eyes open than Auntie Bev. We may have to place bets on who falls asleep first between theml Objection. This calls for speculation! Sustained: Please refrain from personal attacks. Side note, | am COMPLETELY unbiased in all my decisions.
03:07:14Anonymous5.00told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes: she gave me a So, hug:
03:27:02Shut up can cook5.00hi nick, i see are arguing before the supreme court now about birth right citizenship executive order: did you finish your burrrito? they
03:27:32Nick Campbell5.00Yes. Eat that BIG. BEEFY: BURRITO_ Brrr: E: Toe: | love toes. are big. grains of rice: | could lick up that sweet delicious toooeeeeee__. zzzzzZ. Gahl Sorry: She me to sleep. What did | miss? They put
04:21:18Noah DeFacto5.00HEY KURTI! Hoss long to die in jesting a spam SANDWICH! T'm finna type shit in yo chat SO much you a DOUBLE DOSE of SPAM: Hoss long is my qwerty keyboard, KURT? HOSS! LONGW get
04:34:50Nick Campbell5.00Your honor; | would like to object to my own argument: Sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never assault me is a time honor tradition:
04:59:24Anonymous20.00Howdy Nickl This is my first ever Al voice super tip. Im a little nervous- You kille d it at Hackamania and kareoke at Hackamania: Aaron is a boobl This is Elliel This is boxing! Keep fuckin g going; my dudel
05:21:42MaxiPadawan5.00We need doctor squirty butthole to do an autopsy on Higgins beachside bang stick, to determine if it fell off from hypothermia or blunt force trauma
05:34:44Anonymous5.00removed the fat man's voice: I will drown my anger in nitrous b/c | can't get the same feeling from being consensually pegged by Aaron: They
06:19:00NotCupcakes5.00Nick admitted he is seething; another Spin for the Toe
06:19:06TheTexVet15.81Please__ stop making so many objections. On appeal im going to look horrifically biased when | stop the defense from making any points. | have to overule SOME objections Objection, Kurt doesnt have a micropeen! Overruled, that is obviously fabricated and false testimony
06:34:48TheTexVet5.00Free speech zone? This is Murical The whole country is supposed to be a free speech zonel Suck this big black micro peeeeeeenus!
06:35:04TheTexVet5.00Its crazy that people are made to believe the court system and prosecutors are meant for accountability and justice: Fuk those hoe ass courts
06:35:38Stacy Nelson5.00What he didn't say was that he was going to tell John Your girlfriend wants to be my girlfriend She be callin' me tellin' me bout you How you ain't hittin' it like you 'posed to hit it""

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