Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

This creepy little dweeb bagged a cheerleader

To be fair so did she.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the thumbnail that comes up for me.

Here's the full thumbnail. It should probably be converted to the Disco Elysium art style because he's seriously starting to look even WORSE than Harry Du Bois.

Imagine spending several thousands of dollars for camera and gear that ends up making your show look like you shot it with a potato because you’re too much of a moron fuckup to set your shit up right. This motherfucker is REAL dumb.

Normies and boomers manage to do better by just buying consumer grade equipment at a reasonable price that automatically does all that shit for you. Professional grade shit is meant to be used by professionals, not brain damaged cokehead morons with no clue what they're doing.

 

[AnOminous]

@Null

For the love of god, please watermark the footage with a kiwifarms logo so faggots cant leech off it without giving credit where credit is due.

The minus there is lots of normies will simply disregard it if it comes from the "Nazi" website.

 

[Captain Manning]

Imagine you never knew who Nick was. Would you hire this man? For anything?

Fortunately, when it comes to legal representation now, that is an automatic no for even dumb people. His license status will not allow it.

Republicans should stop backing cops because everyone should be able to do anything they wish within their homes

Insane.

I recall though that he and I once agreed that the GOP needs to stop sucking police union dick. We had that discussion around the time the George Floyd shit was going on. We also agreed Bob Kroll was an asshole.

Relived the Maddox lolsuit for Dave's enjoyment.

Again, he could be reliving Greer right now, but he's gonna be a faggot because shitlips is acting in opposition to Null.

@Null

For the love of god, please watermark the footage with a kiwifarms logo so faggots cant leech off it without giving credit where credit is due.

He did it for the Riley arrest bodycam footage, IIRC. So I presume he would do it here too.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Was Nick streaming the moment Null announced no footage today? I'd love to see his haggard face light up briefly, only to collapse as he hears that it's (likely) just a couple of weeks away.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

This is not even his final form. When the nose reaches critical mass, a crack pipe will hatch.
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Nick is starting to look as bad a he did just prior to being arrested.

Hopefully no more children need to test positive for drugs before the people around him realize they need to rein him in.

 

[RotPockets]

Here's the full thumbnail. It should probably be converted to the Disco Elysium art style because he's seriously starting to look even WORSE than Harry Du Bois.

Looks so familiar…

He has been cursed since buying his prized Bill Mack art.
As goes the Joker, so goes the Raped.

AI attempt was made.

 

[Cheezits0]

Chad Zumock read an email from April's friend on his live stream today. The friend claims Nick made April send the goo eating texts, that Nick got April's twitter password and was tweeting as her and that April thinks Nick manipulated her way worse than Aaron. Zummock claims he's checked his source but it could be someone fucking with him.

Here's the original stream link but it's now members only:
https://www.youtube.com/live/q8jjDgtlxMA email is at 34 minute mark

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Here's the full thumbnail. It should probably be converted to the Disco Elysium art style because he's seriously starting to look even WORSE than Harry Du Bois.

Grok failed the assignment but whatever

 

[Melty Butter]

Insane.

Y'know what's particularly disappointing? I expected a better game from Rekieta with his comeback.

A good Internet fight with a worthy opponent is always entertaining. (Sidenote: I think PPP feels the same. At some point, it's all rather depressing.)

He had an entire year to get his shit together.

Out of sheer pride and ODD, I genuinely thought he'd come back swinging, pulled together, well-researched, and prepared to recapture some clicks and views. He did have a unique voice within LawTube.

Nope. He's up until 4:30 AM, probably doing whippets on stream, hardly ever forming cohesive thoughts, and barely giving a single fuck about anything except AARON (of all things).

I know others have watched the descent of other lolcows and aren't surprised. Admittedly, I am.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Last time I was in Sweden I was shocked by how many places in the mall just didn’t take cash at all. Only tap/swipe and weird local online solutions.

In other Euro countries it’s also moving in that direction. (Ironically, less so in the country with a history of corruption like Spain, Greece and Italy.)

Sweden:

https://euroweeklynews.com/2025/03/16/sweden-advised-to-have-some-cash-handy/

Public and private entities should accept cash​

In November 2024, the Swedish Civil Contingencies Agency (MSB) sent a brochure to all households with advice on the steps to follow in a crisis or a war situation. This included the recommendations that families should having enough cash on hand to cover basic needs “for at least a week.”

The following December, the Swedish government set out the conclusions of an investigation which suggested that public and private bodies should be obliged to accept cash, a recommendation that the Central Bank said should be put into operation.

The latest Central Bank report commenting on the scant use of cash also stressed that it was essential to “strengthen preparedness”, emphasising that the safety and accessibility of cash were as important as the efficiency of non-cash payments.

https://fortune.com/europe/2024/06/21/why-going-cashless-has-turned-sweden-from-one-of-the-safest-countries-into-a-high-crime-nation/

DO NOT REDEEM

Here in Poland every business with actual people accepts both cash and electronic. Machines (self-checkout, fast food order kiosk, ticket machines in buses) now tend to be contactless to track because they require less maintenance.

However, because it IS Null doing it, and I know he doesn't do gay ops, I am confident he's gonna push this until he either gets the bodycam footage, or simply can't push it anymore.

Now Null is racing against the time to release the footage before Rekieta ODs, wraps his car around a tree or kills his gay lover.

The minus there is lots of normies will simply disregard it if it comes from the "Nazi" website.

Wind of change is blowing. Ana Kasparian told me Kiwi Farms won.

 

[KriegsZensur]

A drug addict with a constant red nose and no cold or allergies isn’t suspicious at all! I’m sure Nick isn’t just straight up snorting his Adderall, right?

I’m gonna point at a message 200+ pages back if you want the base reasoning and background, but to expand on that…

Basically: I’m almost 100% sure he’s NOT snorting his medication. Based on the dosage and amount he stated, he’s on the XR version of the drug, Snorting that is not advisable and would give such short effect…

What I am not saying: I’m specifically not excluding the possibility he might be buying “off-prescription” IR version to snort/side-dose, or some other type from the amphetamines family. It’s the favorite family of college performance enhancers on campuses, enough people that sell their meds to get through college.
(If that is the case, if they do a secondary test, big chance they’ll see it in the values. But even then... Minnesota, they’re weird.)

Reasoning:

Just did some looking-upping. My info was old, apparently there’s a 10mg adderall XR version.
It’s a capsule with two balls in it. One immediate release. Other goes 4 hrs later.

Guy is on the cuck version of the drug. The IR ones you get three a day 10mg. More easily abused, crushable and snortable if you don’t mind cutting 5 (or more) days of the expiration day of your heart
XR: not so much.

The only real “advantage” is you piss hot by default.
2/3’s of the medicine is dexamphetamine – the test goes hot on the amphetamine part of that. In some cultures, that could lead to a lower chance of a piss test that fails – due to amphetamines – being sent to a secondary test, because there’s a doctors note to explain the positive test; one might assume.

Edit: Readability

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nope. He's up until 4:30 AM, probably doing whippets on stream, hardly ever forming cohesive thoughts, and barely giving a single fuck about anything except AARON (of all things).

I know others have watched the descent of other lolcows and aren't surprised. Admittedly, I am.

He is stuck in the past, incapable of moving on—because doing so would require admitting to the deep, uncomfortable flaws he simply cannot face. Instead, he chooses the far more convenient path: blaming Aaron for tarnishing his public image. He prefers to believe that drugs are inherently cool, and that the only real consequences stem from pesky government interference.

He refuses to acknowledge that, in his absence, others have become better at the very thing he once prided himself on. Rather than evolve, he remains stagnant—repeating the same tired routines, incapable of any meaningful innovation.

Of course, experiencing something terrible and struggling to move on is a very human experience. I’ve gone through things like that myself. But I must admit—this really couldn’t be happening to a more deserving faggot.

 

[RotPockets]

The minus there is lots of normies will simply disregard it if it comes from the "Nazi" website.

Wind of change is blowing. Ana Kasparian told me Kiwi Farms won.

808s & 1488s isn’t exactly hurting things.

 

[AnOminous]

Fortunately, when it comes to legal representation now, that is an automatic no for even dumb people. His license status will not allow it.

I wouldn't hire this faggot as a jizz mopper in a porn shop. Because he wouldn't use a mop.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Based on the dosage and amount he stated, he’s on the XR version of the drug, Snorting that is not advisable and would give such short effect…

FWIW, pretty sure Nick said he was prescribed instant release, not extended.

 

[AnOminous]

Basically: I’m almost 100% sure he’s NOT snorting his medication. Based on the dosage and amount he stated, he’s on the XR version of the drug, Snorting that is not advisable and would give such short effect…

When has something not being advisable ever stopped Nitrous Nick? Unless they've changed it recently, you can still grind up the little beads in XR and snort it. His red nose and behavior strongly suggest he's doing exactly that.

Meth freaks WANT instant gratification, and don't care about the fact it will wear off quickly. That's an hour from now guy's problem.

FWIW, pretty sure Nick said he was prescribed instant release, not extended.

Real meth freaks, and Nick is looking like he just walked out of a Faces of Meth PSA, snort IR, too.

He prefers to believe that drugs are inherently cool, and that the only real consequences stem from pesky government interference.

He is walking proof that drugs aren't cool and do not make you cool. He is a fucking nerd completely out of his depth. Doing a bunch of drugs doesn't make you Hunter S. Thompson, and in fact, drugs ruined even Hunter S. Thompson to the point he ended his life as a pathetic suicide.

 

[Captain Manning]

Y'know what's particularly disappointing? I expected a better game from Rekieta with his comeback.

I didn't. I think I even said as much.

You know why? Because when the Vic thing finally went tits up, he basically said Jack shit. Said he was gonna dump a whole bunch of stuff that would BTFO Funimation. Never did. He lied. Same here when he claimed it would all be explained, and he'd be vindicated.

Moreover, in the instant case, he fucked up so bad, there's little he could really say other than "hurr durr, government bad "

He did have a unique voice within LawTube.

The more I think about it, the more I think he simply had the biggest channel in Lawtube, and succeeded mainly off the backs of others.

 

[KriegsZensur]

When has something not being advisable ever stopped Nitrous Nick? Unless they've changed it recently, you can still grind up the little beads in XR and snort it. His red nose and behavior strongly suggest he's doing exactly that.

Meth freaks WANT instant gratification, and don't care about the fact it will wear off quickly. That's an hour from now guy's problem.

Real meth freaks, and Nick is looking like he just walked out of a Faces of Meth PSA, snort IR, too.

I would say the scenario where he’s just buying IR version is reasonable. The strips are cheap as fuck even for someone like Nick.

FWIW, pretty sure Nick said he was prescribed instant release, not extended.

Then his 10mg per day, 30 tablets, 300mg makes no sense.
Should be 10mg 3d1 = 90 tablets = 900mg per month for an IR prescription. The post I refer to in the background quotes his stated med usages/prescription.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Based on the dosage and amount he stated, he’s on the XR version of the drug, Snorting that is not advisable and would give such short effect.

This is the moron who’s huffing nitrous multiple times an hour for a 30 second buzz and permanent brain cell loss. He’s not known for making logical decisions.