Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Null said:
bro he had a bag of crack rock that was like a gas station bag of ice he's so fuckin toast they're just gonna shoot him
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Your honor, it was just a Norwegian cigar
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DOORSTUCK said:
Guys relax, bossman detailed on stream how he'll get an attorney with the racks he acquired.
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Matlock isn't getting Bossman out of this.

What can he do or say? Most retards like Austin don't get that legally anything you post online is PUBLIC like you said it or showed everyone on the Public Square in town.

It's ALL admissable. Bossman is on felony and misdemeanor probation both of which require him to stay clean and get drug tested !

Smoking a big Cheech and Chong joint on camera and bringing in a huge bag of crack ONLINE is a really really stupid move all while you are pissing hot on drug test after drug test.

A top lawyer will say "you fucked yourself dude but maybe just maybe if you haven't pissed the judge off too bad he might not terminate your probations. If he does the MAXIMUM jail sentences are usually imposed".

If they terminate his probations, he's going to do years in "pound him in the ass" prison.
 
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Laughingator said:
Matlock isn't getting Bossman out of this.

What can he do or say? Most retards like Austin don't get that legally anything you post online is PUBLIC like you said it or showed everyone on the Public Square in town.

It's ALL admissable. Bossman is on felony and misdemeanor probation both of which require him to stay clean and get drug tested !

Smoking a big Cheech and Chong joint on camera and bringing in a huge bag of crack ONLINE is a really really stupid move all while you are pissing hot on drug test after drug test.

A top lawyer will say "you fucked yourself dude but maybe just maybe if you haven't pissed the judge off too bad he might not terminate your probations. If he does the MAXIMUM jail sentences are usually imposed".

If they terminate his probations, he's going to do years in "pound him in the ass" prison.
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how much money would he have to spend on lawyers to get out of this scot free?
 
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DiabeticSydePhil said:
Can someone please make a time-lapse of Austin faces from before he started rehab, the rehab streams, to today?

I wanna watch this dumbass go from crack gollum to clean and sober looking back to crackhead like a light switch being flipped.

All time cow arc. I wonder if he already knew it was coming and that's why he stopped hiding the weed use off stream.
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Especially if you start with ones from when he first started streaming. I'd never seen what he looked like back then until I watched the Turkey Tom video. It's wild how you can suddenly see exactly what a crack-addled skeleton he looks like.
 
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Austins shows us his cool new shirt, TAKE A HIKE rats,. Proceeds to show the stream a brown blunt instrument which he lights on fire and tries to inhale. Lacking a working lighter he then goes of on a hunt to steal lend another one of ratdads BBQ lighters.
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A full uninterrupted some sesh live on twitch.tv. In the 2 minutes between these clips he decided it was time to switch shirts, he switches shirts again later this stream.
 
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moocow said:
Today's judges are astonishingly lenient. Junkies and thieves especially seem to get about a million second chances before any real punishments come down.
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It's a simple fiscal reality. US states can't afford to lock every junkie up. We already incarcerate a significantly high percentage of our population.

It's staggering how much the US government spends on jails and prison.
 
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moocow said:
Junkies and thieves especially seem to get about a million second chances before any real punishments come down.
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JustStopDude said:
US states can't afford to lock every junkie up.
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Please, for the love of God, stop it with the 'he's just a junkie' rhetoric, he's in family court for DOMESTIC VIOLENCE. That's the probation that was just violated.
 
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JustStopDude said:
It's a simple fiscal reality. US states can't afford to lock every junkie up. We already incarcerate a significantly high percentage of our population.

It's staggering how much the US government spends on jails and prison.
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they always have money to toss repeat probation violators in the clink for a few months. or longer depending what they were on probation for

this is so fuckin wrong
Love Is Blue said:
BossManJack was a saint!
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Man, I can't imagine how much it absolutely sucks to be getting high on weed and crack in a filthy room knowing for a certainty you're going to be picked up and locked up any moment now.

Horrible. Yea he's to blame, his parents and nigger Christmas as well, but I just feel terrible for him. What's the point of locking him up? He'll get out and do crack. Let him die a crack warrior' s death: in his nest, doing coin flips, high on crack and weed, and his heart just explodes. He falls face first in to his desk, and we hear the sound of half full cans and silverware in bowls clanging and chiming and sloshing and the thump of his body hitting the stained and damp carpet.

I wish him the best.
 
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