Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[shoashuffle]

Karl you fucking retard. Why admit to this shit in your public discord?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Judgments are not "penalties and fines," which are an entirely different subject. Some judgments are dischargeable. Some are not. I don't think Jobst's judgment is dischargeable.

But I guess Australian lawyers are going to be the ones who will have to argue about that.

From what little I know about Australian law, they embrace legal punishment and application with all the fervor a people forced by judicial sentence to live unwillingly in Australia can muster. Absolutely mercenary, ruthless and without appeal.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t even think Billy deserves that much hate. The worst you can say about him is that… he cheated in a video game? Sure, that’s a big deal if you’re into speedrunning or whatever, but it’s small potatoes in the grand scheme of things. We’ve got literal scammers and groomers running around.

He sued a cartoon for making fun of him. He lost.

But then he didn't do that again. A lolcow would always do that again.

Hence, Billy is not a lolcow. Because he learned. And then he kicked Karl Jobst's ass, which was phenomenally hilarious.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Even if he shekels his way out of this, does it matter? He won't make money or views going forward. This wasn't off-side drama; he made it his channel's focal point.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Karl being destroyed by King Billy has been so satisfying to watch.

 

[Hausu!]

Even if he shekels his way out of this, does it matter? He won't make money or views going forward. This wasn't off-side drama; he made it his channel's focal point.

It's unsure how he'll even make income because of this. He put his entire family on the line just so he could own the Mitch. Now the Mitch owns the bitch. Can't imagine him coming back with this absolute legendary of a loss!

 

[Mystery Spy]

He sued a cartoon for making fun of him. He lost.

But then he didn't do that again. A lolcow would always do that again.

Hence, Billy is not a lolcow. Because he learned. And then he kicked Karl Jobst's ass, which was phenomenally hilarious.

Yeah, the cartoon you're thinking of is Regular Show. He was definitely ass-mad about being made fun of, and it was dumb to sue in a country with freedom of speech and a right to parody people. But to his credit, suing Karl in Australia was a whole other deal as they are far less lenient on it. Suing again gave him a huge W.

And like others have said, being blamed over someone's suicide leaned the facts in his favor more than his previous getting butthurt over a parody in a children's cartoon.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

I don’t even think Billy deserves that much hate.

If I'm being serious, I'm more or less neutral on Billy. Maybe he cheated 30 years ago, maybe he didn't, and even if he did he was able to perform just as well in front of a live audience anyway so it's not like he faked the skill. At the end of the day Billy is, at worst, just a over-the-hill video-game record breaker that probably used MAME to get more acclaim and got a little too sue happy when people mocked him, but now just sells hot sauce.

Whatever sins Billy committed Karl has done 10 times more egregious shit. I'm simply glad Billy pushed his shit in.

 

[Ed Special]

Been reading the thread on and off, but how does someone like Jobst even afford a 1mil+ home?

There's a lot of gambling, money laundering, and other criminal degeneracy you'd expect of a bunch of the descendants of Penal Colonists in Australia. Call me a schizo, but given his blatant disregard for right and wrong, "Fuck you I'm untouchable" attitude, more generalized Unwarranted Self-Importance, and fuck-ugly titless chink wife, I suspect he might be in bed with corrupt organizations or the Chinese state. The PUA shit would definitely line up with the former.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Retards fighting each other. More news at 11. Stay tuned!

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I hope this happens, these two retards deserve each other. They should fight in the arena while the King of Kong watches, eating a finely hot sauced chicken wing.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

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Being told we're obsessive by someone who chose to be personally invested in another man's financial business.

 

[Cheese Squeeze]

Karl definitely went too far with his A-log game. Billy was already hated and parodied—there was no need for Karl to take it this far.

I don’t even think Billy deserves that much hate. The worst you can say about him is that… he cheated in a video game? Sure, that’s a big deal if you’re into speedrunning or whatever, but it’s small potatoes in the grand scheme of things. We’ve got literal scammers and groomers running around.

I mean, sure—maybe he was worth mocking, like everyone who’s dealt with Billy has done. But not A-logging him, not risking your life savings and your whole future over it.

Regular Show had it right: just laugh and move on.

People would probably hate Billy less if his cheating hadn't fucked over Weibe who seems to be a genuinely likeable guy. He'd be just another slimy, compulsive lying cheater if not for that.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

I hope this happens, these two retards deserve each other. They should fight in the arena while the King of Kong watches, eating a finely hot sauced chicken wing.

 

[Run Escape]

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Karl you fucking retard. Why admit to this shit in your public discord?

This nigger is so pathetic. The cope is off the charts.

 

[AltisticRight]

I just can't believe you people are such niggercattle you actually are buying food products from one of the most notorious retards to ever roam the internet. This guy isn't a street performer he's a retard who's been lying about the high scores he allegedly got in a video game when he was a child. No matter how much of a turbo sperg karl jobst you guys have permanently lowered the bar for kiwifarms in this thread

It's $5 a bottle hot sauce, who gives a fuck? Are they spending your money?
This is more obnoxious than policing pronouns.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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Karl you fucking retard. Why admit to this shit in your public discord?

Karl thinks he is so clever, but he is an utter retard.

Does he really think changing who runs a company just before filing for bankruptcy will absolve him of using his company assets?
He has been the sole owner of the company, there is no way a court will look at that and say "oh wey, he changed who owns it just before filing for bankruptcy? We have never seen this trick before!!!!"

 

[Pine Tar]

I got the bankruptcy record. It's not fake, business & YouTube channel are probably included in the estate, but somehow he got this debt personally (maybe he only incorporated after realizing he should care about liability?).

Best case for Karl is highest bidder for the company hires him to keep making content and pays a decent salary.

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Something, something, you get what you fucking deserve.

Maybe try not pulling some Kansas City Shuffle on your fans you retarded descendant of convicts?

 

[ringtones]

I'm so butthurt about being told nobody cares what I think by karl jobst's discord kittens that I think I'm going to have an autistic meltdown

 

[Retink Retunk]

It's $5 a bottle hot sauce, who gives a fuck? Are they spending your money?
This is more obnoxious than policing pronouns.

That's what I never got, who cares if it's stupid, it's not exactly a lot of money and as someone who was mislead by Karl I'm fine throwing a few bucks at Billy for this much entertainment and to some extent as a penance for being enough of a retard to believe Karl's videos about the lawsuit.