Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

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It’s just a bunch of dumbass gen Ziggers that grew up on /v/ and /pol/ memes and infographics and never stopped to critically think about what the hive mind told them to believe. That’s how they developed contradictory beliefs like:
  • Jews use porn to control the masses — but also hentai, loli, etc is BASED.
  • White men must not race mix — unless she’s Japanese/Korean (because they are “honorary aryans”) or makes my peepee hard.
  • We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children — but also women are whores and liking women is GAY.
  • Television is the electric Jew — but not the Internet and video games
I am now very curious on the racial demographics of Sythenic man's viewbase, i wonder how many of them are actually white? (probably at most 15%)
 
It's an odd juxtaposition, most people that consume futanari porn also (counterintuitively?) seem to hate trannies and transgenderism as a whole. I don't think he's going to troon out YET (emphasis on yet. The incel-troon pipeline is real.) but I wouldn't be surprised if he did eventually go ahead with it along the way.
It’s the same shit with loli/shota fags. They goon to anime depictions of minors but somehow claim they aren’t pedophiles. Futafaggots are either gay with extra steps or trannies in denial.
 
It's an odd juxtaposition, most people that consume futanari porn also (counterintuitively?) seem to hate trannies and transgenderism as a whole. I don't think he's going to troon out YET (emphasis on yet. The incel-troon pipeline is real.) but I wouldn't be surprised if he did eventually go ahead with it along the way.
 

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Man has no honor, Man's word mean nothing to that Synth fag, He will pretend apology in a sec and then go back to being the same dickshit the next.
That's fatherless behavior if I've ever seen one. Again, parental issues make sense, this is the most stereotypical r9k user backstory you could think of, now all that's left for Coby is to get pinkpilled and groomed to troon out to complete the picture
Do you guys ever feel like you have some kind of weird reverse Midas touch with lolcows just by peeking into a thread?

Had no idea who this guy was but people kept mentioning him during the Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 shitshow. I had a look into his appreciation thread, watched a couple of videos and I swear within a week he gets outed over girldick animes, gets into a slapfight with Null, gets a proper thread in PG and is basically in the middle of a supernova sized implosion. I'm sticking to the funny pictures thread from now on in case I accidentaly curse another rando into lolcowdom
Dude isn't a good content reviewer, he got lucky with games like KCD2, Dead Rising Demastered and Starfield since those games are extremely easy to pick apart and make fun of. When a game requires more critical reviewing than 4chan posts in video format then we get Coby making stupid, sometimes puzzling, points or ranting about shit that doesn't matter. He reminds me of Act Man, another grifter that had a falling out with much of his fanbase and doesn't have any opinions of his own, but will gladly take whatever reddit/4chan/twitter feeds him and claim those opinions as his own. My point is that this was inevitable, he was either going to quit or become a lolcow so this isn't surprising.
That said, I think his KCD2 coverage was his swan song, pretty much everything from his streams to reviews that came from him and his fanbase were kino, not to mention he was on top of covering this one and plenty of info from his stream broke mainstream zeitgeist. I doubt we will see anything like that again from him.
reminds me of that 4chan cope argument when people mock someone for liking futa

>BUT THE DICK MAKES IT CUTIER!!!!
Synthetic Man troon/ACK saga when?????
Coby has absolutely no self awareness and doesn't know that these are (usually) shitposts. This is why you don't telegraph to the world what fetishes you have, but again, he has no social skills to recognize that this isn't normal behavior so he will likely double down with his goonerism in the future streams.
It's an odd juxtaposition, most people that consume futanari porn also (counterintuitively?) seem to hate trannies and transgenderism as a whole. I don't think he's going to troon out YET (emphasis on yet. The incel-troon pipeline is real.) but I wouldn't be surprised if he did eventually go ahead with it along the way.
I said that most of the time, futaposts are made in jest. Well, the other side of the coin are faggots or soon to be troons in denial, coping. Take a guess which one Synth is. Lolifags are also, similarly, pedos in denial or soon to be open pedos, which is why nearly half of his chat supposedly being lolicons is very suspicious.
 
@GI Robot For some reason I can't reply to your post so I'll just say this:
I don't think it's much of a projection, rather it's more of a coping mechanism than anything else. I have seen the argument "well it's not tranny porn because [factor that barely influences on said determination]" pop up many times over this type of "is futa gay/not gay?" discussion.
Well, the other side of the coin are faggots or soon to be troons in denial, coping. Take a guess which one Synth is.
Synth is undoubtedly a massive faggot, but I'll reiterate my previous claim where I said I find it unlikely that he'll troon out any time soon, but that, again, it certainly wouldn't be very surprising if he actually did do it.
Lolifags are also, similarly, pedos in denial or soon to be open pedos, which is why nearly half of his chat supposedly being lolicons is very suspicious.
Agreed. Loliniggers are pedophiles no matter what poorly-constructed point/claim/argument they try to push to their critics (people who are aware of the definition of the term "pedophilia", so... nearly everybody else.)
 
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Puar is Sexy, you parasocial faggot. I won't ban any of the cunny phrases, even if most of the chat wants it, because I won't do what you want, no matter how much you support me!


I banned phrases like "coalburning" and "BBC" (still banned to this day) for Kirsche, but I won't do it for you because 30% of my chat is pro-lolis. I only banned ClausMystery because he annoyed me, not because he's a cub lover or anything.

Yep, I think he's gonna spreg when Null releases part 2 of this week's MATI.
 
Man why is the e-right space so gay and retarded.
Any serious right wing person is not compelled to be an e-celebrity, it's an inherently emasculating profession to beg for your food and shelter instead of earning it through direct labor. E-Celebrity is begging for bus money with a charisma game to provide an air of legitimacy and dignity. Chad Thunderreich or w/e would rather just drive a bus or do roofing; something with value so objective that you feel on a visceral level you've done a good days work.
 
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Too late. They ran a cope session on the appreciation thread last night lol.
i wonder what cope arguments they are making, i'm betting its DA JOOOOOOS or DA GLOBALISTS or some retarded nigger shit they can think up of.

>inb4 the appreciation thread gets the plagued tag
 
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i wonder what cope arguments they are making, i'm betting its DA JOOOOOOS or DA GLOBALISTS or some retarded nigger shit they can think up of.

>inb4 the appreciation thread gets the plagued tag
Oh, the cope was that "His email is actually reasonable and mature" / " I don't see what the problem is with it"

Ignoring how he insulted all of them, along with throwing the blame on his fans.
And even then, going on to still turn around and talk shit about Null anyways.
Defeating the purpose of the apology email.
 
Ignoring how he insulted all of them, along with throwing the blame on his fans.
He apparently has done this before with his apology to the fox vtuber. He blames his parents and friends a lot as well for a lot of things that are really his own fault. Coby seems to have an issue of blaming his problems and his own bad decisions on everyone except himself.
 
at least now i have a legit reason to hate this nigger
You can just dislike people for whatever reason you so choose, even if it's just a vague feeling, and it's perfectly legitimate. I think it's very freeing to just dislike people for whatever whim and voice that rather than what a lot of people do who try to look for a moral crusade. Not saying you did that, and this comment is pretty off-topic, but I just find it interesting what's considered a "legit" reason for hating anything.
Just dislike things on your own terms. It's healthy.
 
Coby seems to have an issue of blaming his problems and his own bad decisions on everyone except himself.
Narcissism? Wouldn't be surprising at all by this point.
 
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