DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Data for hours and storage were calculated using YouTube API. ~ indicates small rounding
Just wanted to edit (don't see an edit button, at least on mobile I dont). It's actually around 36 TB. Idk why my math was off when I did this a while ago. But 1.5GB/hour of 1080p is what google search says, assuming all his vids are 1080p. 750MB for 720. So I guess somewhere between 18 and 36TB. Either way, Google makes more than enough from DSP to value hosting it.
 
Khet cook?????????
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No fucking way!!!!!!
 
I can see Alt honestly starting to pull away from pre-streams; they are a big nothing. I have barely watched any Phil content in May. The content is not contentinting at all.
ALT said I think it was earlier this week that he thought about skipping shows cause the pre-stream has been so boring. The thing is is that Phil is not doing the podcast a few days this week and we don't know why. I think Phil's figured out a few things

1)The 30-60 mins of Q&A a day is fucking ridiculous.

2)Phil used to get majority of his money during the podcast, now its last minute whale marys, which is why he's pulling away from the podcast.

I'm barely watching re-streams at the moment since he's so boring and every stream is being saved by a single whale that I'm just catching the clip channels.
 
Do you think it's Phil's dented way of trying to "starve" the channels of content?
No, I think he's just figured out that he doesn't have enough stuff to talk about for 3 hours a fucking day, and most his money will come from the gameplay atm since Blue Prince, Doom, and Expedition 33 have dedicated whales.
 
Phil tells a story about going to Pete's Super Subs like he's some kind of Connecticut Subway OG...but the business has been called Subway since 1968, and franchised in 1974.
I was confused about this part. I grew up around that area in the slightly same time frame, (a bit younger than Phil) so I remembered them being Subways and not Pete's Super Subs and I was trying to figure out if Phil was a time traveler or misread the time line while he was doing some research to make himself look smart.
"The whole two Jalapenos are too spicy."
Retard has talked about how he hates spicy food and then complained because two somewhat spicy peppers were hot. He was talking about Nadapenos which are Jalapenos but are bred without the heat so places can add their own spices to it.
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"That is bizarre! That is extremely sweet! It tastes like pure sugar."

It's a fucking desert sub. This nigger is retarded.
Not only was he shocked that his sugary desert was sugary, but he took multiple looks at it and even tasted it and couldn't figure out it was an Oreo cookie, so he kept complaining that it was raw in the center.

This whole "DSP tries it" was actually retarded. The idiot actually ordered specific subs and then threw a bunch of extra ingredients on and then complained because they didn't taste like the original subs they were suppose to be. Like, no shit bonehead. Why would a Tuna Sub taste like Tuna when you've added ten flavors stronger than the tuna flavor. This mother fucker literally can't even do food right anymore.
 
faggot hasn't realized that clip farming only works if you're popular
Phil thinks that he's a great content creator and that his problem is discoverability. That's why he's always going clown mode to make clips or viral moments. His whole business is currently banking on hitting a viral moment so he can be discovered.

Except here's a secondary problem aside from the fast that he's not a great content creator, when he does go viral, it's the doom kind of stuff.
 
This mother fucker literally can't even do food right anymore.
There has never been a moment in his life where he's done food right. Not even close.

Although I am somewhat impressed / baffled at how he can memorize every fast food order he's ever made in the past 20 years like he's Rain Man. His fast food autism is incredible. If only he could apply that super power to nearly anything else in the world....
 
“Why at subway do they put the meat on the top half? Are they stupid? Like, are they slow? How do you not even understand the premise of how to make a sandwich when your job is to make a sandwich?”

The fact that he said all this and more instead of just taking half a second to flip the sandwich over and eat it that way is amazing, I actually laughed out loud at how much I fucking hated him in that moment.
 
Phil tells a story about going to Pete's Super Subs like he's some kind of Connecticut Subway OG...but the business has been called Subway since 1968, and franchised in 1974.
Dude, if Phil says he ate at the original Subway in the 1980s and it was awesome but then later they sold out by going national, who are you to bring your "facts" and "actual dates" into the discussion?

Imagine lying so often about fucking Subway that you convinced yourself something that happened before you were born happened to you...you'd have to be a narcissistic sociopath.
 
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