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Markus' split with Sue wasn't an amicable one despite the fairly neat bow they've wrapped things up with on the public side of it, beyond Markus' jokes he makes every now and again about divorce in his videos. I don't follow Sue so I don't know if she's saying anything but having hung out with Markus enough, I know he's there for his kids no matter what. Sue apparently didn't take him moving on so fast quite so well, he's got a new bird now and she's pretty nice. No tattoos either, so that's a plus.
 
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Bridget said:
Markus' split with Sue wasn't an amicable one despite the fairly neat bow they've wrapped things up with on the public side of it, beyond Markus' jokes he makes every now and again about divorce in his videos. I don't follow Sue so I don't know if she's saying anything but having hung out with Markus enough, I know he's there for his kids no matter what. Sue apparently didn't take him moving on so fast quite so well, he's got a new bird now and she's pretty nice. No tattoos either, so that's a plus.
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Marcus, we know that’s you, Stop talking about your private life online.
 
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It's a larper who's been trying this larp for a year now.

Bridget said:
So I don't want to powerlevel too hard, but I know Markus IRL and the stuff about coke is bollocks. He's scared of that shit and he's a pothead massively as his indulgence, which has toned down to sneaky spliffs here and there after shows that his manager gets pissy about lol, but you get to chatting with the bloke and it's clear that he loves his family. He likes traps and such so yeah, based, but he's also distanced himself from all that sort of shit and hanging out in the Discord playing Rust he's said that whilst he enjoys that content it's weird now that he has a family. Not having a family, I don't know how that works, but it really does seem to me that as he's said he wants to focus on being a father so knowing him I'm going to be extremely charitable unlike most jaded buggers here. Innocent until proven guilty is the standard for a reason.
The same for Sue, she's a very lovely person IRL and Markus sings her praises, so yes she had a retarded women moment on xitter, women are retarded news at 11, but again, innocent until proven guilty.
I just really hope it is a genuine case of them just losing love due to the history surrounding Markus's politics and not some deeper shit, that would be a real suckfest.
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Bridget said:
Not really, I'm just some twat that hangs out and drinks with him after his comedy shows and plays Rust in his group on occasion.
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Bridget said:
Not for a while, the mods kick people randomly for the lulz if they don't have a high role and I haven't been able to grab a functional invite since, so I can't grab screens for the thread.
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Started with "I know really well IRL", when pressed on it immediately changed to "...I just hang out after shows and drink with him and sometimes play online games with his group", and when pressed on that and being asked something as innocuous as discord proof he "hasn't been able to grab a functional invite".

So he's good enough friends to kinda sorta maybe hang out in real life but only after shows but somehow knows that Homewrecking Tranny Chaser is a great dad who focuses on his children and doesn't dare do hard drugs, but also knows Sue and she's a great person IRL too, but can't even get an invite to their discord despite playing online games with them.

Kill yourself, nigger.
 
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Bridget said:
Damn, you're jumping yourself through hoops for your schizo-larp, that's awesome.
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To be fair dude you kind of painted yourself into a corner when you started a post with "So I don't want to powerlevel too hard". If you do have some funny dirt on Dank though please do dish it out.
 
Laburnum said:
To be fair dude you kind of painted yourself into a corner when you started a post with "So I don't want to powerlevel too hard". If you do have some funny dirt on Dank though please do dish it out.
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niggaz that say "I don't wanna power level!" power level the hardest.
It's the equivalent of "I'm not gay, BUT!" and proceeds to say the gayest fucking thing imaginable.
 
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Laburnum said:
To be fair dude you kind of painted yourself into a corner when you started a post with "So I don't want to powerlevel too hard". If you do have some funny dirt on Dank though please do dish it out.
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It ain't really dirt, just shit I noticed or heard when I hung out with him and others after the shows.
No real way to prove that beyond photos which I ain't doing because even with covering up faces people can do crazy shit, so I guess I'll just shut up.
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
Amazed it took him so long to get to Pol Pot. Guess making a mad lad video about him wouldn't have fit.

Cambodia genocide is one of the most horrifying cases of things turning to shit possible.
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Does it cover Noam Chomsky ding the patron saint of Reddits with his “well ackchyually there was no genocide in Cambodia as it was technically an autocide” behaviour?
 
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Is it just me or has he been talking about his new girlfriend a bit more on his second channel? There's sometimes the occasional remark of 'my girlfriend...' with some vague relationship to the topic he's covering.

I know he's said he wants things to be amicable and kept behind closed doors but I can't help but wonder whether this is some kind of subtle jab at Sue. I don't think he's the type of guy to do the whole 'heh I have a girlfriend guys :smug:' thing for its own sake, but I could be wrong.
 
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Not any real updates but.. Screenshot_20250519_211953.webp
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