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Who dun it?

  • Evil woman destroys family #DivorceRape

    Votes: 430 29.2%
  • He fell for the man ass meme lmao #Bussy

    Votes: 1,042 70.8%

  • Total voters
    1,472
I believe Dankula when he says that the divorce is due to "boring reasons". I reckon Dankula is going to be one to benefit from this situation in the long run, he's now free to party and fuck whoever he wants which could lead to a spectacular downfall which to be honest I don't want.
 
So I don't want to powerlevel too hard, but I know Markus IRL and the stuff about coke is bollocks. He's scared of that shit and he's a pothead massively as his indulgence, which has toned down to sneaky spliffs here and there after shows that his manager gets pissy about lol, but you get to chatting with the bloke and it's clear that he loves his family. He likes traps and such so yeah, based, but he's also distanced himself from all that sort of shit and hanging out in the Discord playing Rust he's said that whilst he enjoys that content it's weird now that he has a family. Not having a family, I don't know how that works, but it really does seem to me that as he's said he wants to focus on being a father so knowing him I'm going to be extremely charitable unlike most jaded buggers here. Innocent until proven guilty is the standard for a reason.
The same for Sue, she's a very lovely person IRL and Markus sings her praises, so yes she had a retarded women moment on xitter, women are retarded news at 11, but again, innocent until proven guilty.
I just really hope it is a genuine case of them just losing love due to the history surrounding Markus's politics and not some deeper shit, that would be a real suckfest.
Do you know him IRL because your a tranny/femboy/whatever term you use?
 
Kiwi Farms trans derangement syndrome on full display in this thread.

Holy shit this guy has been in the same picture as a tranny and sometimes interacts with them on social media? Obviously he's getting a divorce because he was bumming (I think that's a word the angloids use) the troons! No forget that, he's having sex with ALL the trannies! Literally in the streets, nothing but man ass and hatchet wounds all day long! And DIRECTLY in his poor wife's face too! Disgusting!

Dude probably got a divorce for the same pedestrian reason loads of people get divorces. That's sad, but it's even more sad that it seems like it takes a specific kind of couple to keep marriages together these days where divorce increasingly looks like the rule rather than the exception.
 
Simplest explanation - boredom.
Unless proven otherwise, I'm going to assume they just got bored of each other.

Not really, I'm just some twat that hangs out and drinks with him after his comedy shows and plays Rust in his group on occasion.
None of that refutes the idea that you're a femboy.
Also, animu profile pic.
 
If [...] the real reason for the divorce is just "oh we've grown apart so we can't live together anymore" then I sincerely wish this woman every health problem in the medical books and a happy "dying alone in a nursing home". [...] This retarded modern perception that you need to be exactly the same as somebody else in order to stay married to them is so fucking stupid I can't really put it into words.
As someone who has spent 10 years now with the most wonderful and perfect woman who makes me smile just by being in the same room together with her, yet who also has almost no interests, hobbies, activities, or anything in common with me, I can't begin to express how important this point is. I know so many people who are trying to look for a partner who matches a certain set of traits or shared interests, and are miserable as they pass up everyone else around them. But that's not what makes someone compatible and is not what makes someone a suitable partner. They seem to immediately fall apart as soon as the incredibly passionate honeymoon period is over. Love and relationships rise and fall. It's like the tide, sometimes it's higher and sometimes it's lower, but it's always the same shoreline. Complimenting each other isn't about being the same, it is about being different. It's about having compatible desires that lineup in just the right way. It doesn't matter if she doesn't share my interests, it doesn't matter if half our life is cohabitation. What matters is our differences aren't deal breakers and our similarities don't cause friction. Sometimes you might be like idiot kids again bouncing like bunnies, at other times things cool off and you just quietly engage in independent activities or chat over a meal. Just happy to be together. So many people think that the moment that idiot kid phase passes something is wrong and the love is dead. They believe the fantasy of constant passion, not the reality of quiet romance interspaced with passion.

A relationship based on who you superficially are today won't survive tomorrow. If I looked at the girl I fell for 10 years ago today I'd call myself an idiot, if me from 10 years ago saw who I was with today he'd question why we stuck it out, but something less obvious is clearly right because that girl, despite a decade of changes as we both grew, is the same woman. If your relationship can't handle independent growth as people it'll end in divorce and was built on a foundation of sand in an earthquake to start with.

The real losers here are the kids.
 
I suspect I am one of the more lenient people on this site, and I just truly don't understand why any woman, outside of having a humiliation fetish or something, would have any reasons to be with such a man.
Gee, maybe she liked him for his other qualities instead. But what do I know, the only things that matter in a relationship are sex, physique, money, genetics and status, clearly.
 
Kiwi Farms trans derangement syndrome on full display in this thread.

Holy shit this guy has been in the same picture as a tranny and sometimes interacts with them on social media? Obviously he's getting a divorce because he was bumming (I think that's a word the angloids use) the troons!
yeah it’s really bizarre. People act like they’ve glimpsed through time and have absolute knowledge that he’s a tranny fucker.
Wouldn’t really surprise me though. That’s YouTube for you.
 
Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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Uh oh trouble in paradise. Dankula cursed his own marriage by being best buddies with Sargon.
Be friends with Sargon and continue e celeb status while e begging
Have healthy marriage.
Everyone told to cut ties with Sargon and stop being retarded discord daddy, but nooo. People with foresight saw this shit coming when Dankula turned his Discord into circlejerk of degeneracy.
Kids, never ever take example from e celeb cuckolds if you want a healthy marriage. At that point you might as well order bara body pillow, subscribe to Sseth and come out the closet.
 
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Not for a while, the mods kick people randomly for the lulz if they don't have a high role and I haven't been able to grab a functional invite since, so I can't grab screens for the thread.
So every discord server about a content creator.
 
It is tranny chasing. Solely because it is the funnier outcome and the internet almost always delivers the funniest outcome.
The funniest (but most unrealistic) option is if he caught her getting plowed by one of his pet trannies because that'd make everyone's brains go into a full BSOD aneurysm meltdown on account of the sheer retardation of it.
 
In these cases my suspicion is the second child was conceived as a band-aid baby and band-aid babies never, ever fix relationships.
This happened with my aunt. Had a second kid to try to 'rekindle' the marriage. It also didn't help that the dude was slowly turning back into his constant DUI asshole self, too.

The plus side is that she moved back here closer to family after the divorce and the second kid is cool as hell.
 
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