Count Dankula

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Don't forget PotientialCriminal and Stuttering Craig whos marriage are still together.

Potentially Criminal (Sean Martin) - former Rekieta orbiter, Cleveland, OH criminal defense lawyer, small YouTuber - is already divorced once.

I'm not even sure he's actually officially married Mrs. Martin 2.0 yet. If he has, it's been less than a year (I remember their engagement stream).

Sean is also barely an e-celeb. He still works in court FT and is still mostly running his YT channel of <20k as a side hustle.

James Rolfe is a celebrity made on the Internet. He’s not really an e-celeb. He does not post a whole bunch. He doesn’t really do anything to try annd get more engagement and he treats the angry video game nerd and other things like a 9 to 5 (40)job.

James Rolfe is a product of a different time. He also has virtually no social media presence beyond his YT content.

He is so detached from the social media churn that he managed to hide for almost two decades that he's literally a special needs sperg.

He only outed himself when he self-published his tard autobiography a few years ago that reached his alogs without another adult in the room intervening as editor.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

People need to take personal responsibilty and not rush into marriage with mediocre women based off of superficial similarites and a fear of being alone. When you're actually married to a good woman who makes you happy, you won't want to leave. It's that simple. It doesn't have to be a perfect relationship. But you have to know if you can stand to live with your partner before marying them. Many don't do that anymore.

Fucking can mess with your brain too, especially if you really like fucking that person specifically.

 

[Scavenger]

Dankula turning to gay sex to fill the hole (no pun intended) of emptiness after getting divorce raped

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

So lemme get this straight:

Sue persists with the relationship even though she was constantly being harassed by journofags during the Nazi Pug arc, pushes out two kids with Dank in the following years, and only NOW she decides that they’re not compatible? Make it make sense.

P.s.: what are the odds that Dank got caught balls deep in Blaire White’s bussy?

 

[NiggerBlaster1488]

So lemme get this straight:

Sue persists with the relationship even though she was constantly being harassed by journofags during the Nazi Pug arc, pushes out two kids with Dank in the following years, and only NOW she decides that they’re not compatible? Make it make sense.

P.s.: what are the odds that Dank got caught balls deep in Blaire White’s bussy?

it's either he fucked a tranny, or the kids exhausted them to the point where they hated each other

 

[Atatata]

So, regardless of him actually fucking the trannies, he was chatting and flirting with the trannies, right?
Wouldn't that enough to justify at least separation? Even if it was all done ironically, with two very young children, would staying really be the right choice?

 

[River possum]

Dankula's wife has just announced that she has left him, i don't think this is a shitpost or a prank

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https://x.com/SUEHULK/status/1805173175069618547

All I can wonder is if dankulas love of trannies had something to do with it.

it

it's either he fucked a tranny, or the kids exhausted them to the point where they hated each other

Two kids wouldn't be that tiresome. It has to be the tranny shit

So lemme get this straight:

Sue persists with the relationship even though she was constantly being harassed by journofags during the Nazi Pug arc, pushes out two kids with Dank in the following years, and only NOW she decides that they’re not compatible? Make it make sense.

P.s.: what are the odds that Dank got caught balls deep in Blaire White’s bussy?

Doubtful it was Blair, it was probably another one of the discord trannies. Lillith was one he had a hard on for I think

 

[ChromaQuack]

So I don't want to powerlevel too hard, but I know Markus IRL

Not dispelling the trap banging rumors with this one for sure.

 

[Troonos]

I was hoping our generation was going to escape the institution of widespread divorce that the Boomers created and Gen-X practiced, and actually fight for a relationship and try to fix issues, but I guess I just deserve rainbows because we're just as retarded. This is sad, especially for Sadie and Morag.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

it's either he fucked a tranny, or the kids exhausted them to the point where they hated each other

This 1000%.
I think it's going to be the Ockham's razor this time. Given the way they both look, the way Dankula acts, and as another Kiwi stated, he may have quit smoking a month prior.
I can believe Dankula had zero time for trannies and instead had to face the horrible reality of having two children, having to stream for content 24/7, and being unable to handle his life without narcotics; and in the end just couldn't hack it.

That being said, if we all raise our hands up to the sky now, and direct all out negergy (Negative Energy, try to keep up.) to a single source, we can manifest and reroll Dankula to have been caught banging a troon.

 

[Postal Dude]

Damn, that sucks. I used to watch him back in the day until I got bored of conservative YouTubers. In retrospect he’s probably one of the better ones; he isn’t a pedophile like Carl Benjamin, he isn’t a gay coke head pedophile like PJW, and he isn’t Jewish like Ben Shapiro. I don’t care about the broad, but if it really was the trannies that caused the divorce then he deserves to be raped for everything he owns in court on principle. Too bad that being a tranny chaser will probably get him full custody, alimony and free amhole surgery in cuck Scotland.

 

[Ghostkeel]

Jesus Christ this thread is a fucking trash fire

 

[X2F01 101011]

So when is he going to reveal his femboy boyfriend?

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I didn’t realize he was into balls.


That’s fucking weird.

 

[mindlessobserver]

he isn’t a pedophile like Carl Benjamin

Explain.

 

[Pomniman]

Scotland x San Hambonio Crossover

https://x.com/TheGhostReport/status/1805225349552156986

 

[Crab Latte]

Hey can we get a thicker OP? All it provides is he's scottish, retarded, and a youtuber. wait his fucking kids name is MORAG??? see that's the shit that needs to be in the OP lmao

 

[Gingervitis]

I honestly think it’s more likely that the breakup was because of something Sue did. I’m not gonna go into why, because we spent the past 33 pages doing just that.

For the femoids here (love you boos), I’m gonna point out that I’m a guy. Unless we know the guy’s a scumbag, any guy who’s not a male feminist is either gonna side with the guy initially or chalk it up to irreconcilable differences, and I assume the same is true on the woman side of things.

 

[Pomniman]

Hey can we get a thicker OP? All it provides is he's scottish, retarded, and a youtuber. wait his fucking kids name is MORAG??? see that's the shit that needs to be in the OP lmao

The cliff notes version is he's best buds with Sargoy "it depends on the child" of Mossad, a self-confessed former(? whether you want to believe he ever stopped is up to you) tranny fucker, briefly got involved in UKIP, and his claim to fame is getting arrested for teaching his pug to seig heil to "gas the jews" as a command about half a decade ago.

 

[Homer Simpson]

dankula confirms it on his server

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Just gonna assume it's been said multiple times and already confirmed. Couldn't give up the tranny porn "as a joke."

 

[Napoleon III]

Probably the last time I'll post here as there isn't much new going on.

tranny butt buddy for being a better woman than she could ever hope to be would result in a twitter tranny dogpile. Also, the heavy handed speech laws in Scotland

Eh I disagree. She could go about it in a very suggestive but not outright manner. Hell she could even just say "he was lusting after someone else if she couldn't even hint it was a troon.

I have no idea what's going on with these two and frankly I'm leaning towards no-fault growing apart, not that I won't be quite entertained if this turns out to be the beginning of a lolcow spiral.

I think it is honestly just a case of neither of them putting in the work that is required to keep a marriage alive. Marriage is a living thing and it requires work to keep alive and that work can be incredibly painful and uncomfortable at times. Neither of them were willing/forced to do this so it broke up.

The natural state of a Marriage in which one or both people aren't willing to do whatever it takes to keep it together is falling apart.

This 1000%.

Disagree 100 and ten percent. Kids make it really easy to suffer for them. Life is painful, but suffering for your children is quite possibly one of the best possible reasons to suffer.

Kids are hard to raise, but I think most people get more out of it than they lose.

Only read the highlights, but I hope Dankula and his ex will be okay. I love the madlad series and he didn't deserve the political persecution.

Dankula has done some really retarded stuff, but he has always had an ability to laugh at himself a little bit and he has seemed like the most normal of the "political" youtubers. I think it helps that he is a comedian and not really a political commentators and he likes telling jokes and being funny and entertaining people.

He always seemed a bit smarter and more knowledgeable about what the internet is like and what people are like and so he has avoided some bad pitfalls.

I initially thought it was tranny chasing, but the more I think about it the more I think there isn't much going on here.