Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

When I think of a city with some "heavy elements" I think of Detroit, Atlanta, Chicago, Oakland, Memphis, Baltimore, Houston not Spo-Compton (what this stoner chick from San Diego who I knew that went to U of Idaho in Moscow called it)

Seems like out West the majority of street gangs are Latino where on the East coast more of them are African American. The inland NW must be like the South in that it has tons of redneckish (the South IS redneck lol) people who do meth.

Why would Seattle people improve Spokane so much?

People from British Columbia are totally different than Americans. They seem more happy on average to be honest. If he could survive (or even be allowed in at all) he would probably dig Vancouver. Based on my research, I'd take Vancouver over everything north of Sacramento too (I do like California).

Yeah Spokane has that Republican (I hate both parties and am a Libertarian) right winger Hannitys America thing going on that's why the cops are probably bigger assholes there than the "more liberal" West of the Cascades coastal areas. For example, when I've visited SoCal (know by the Hannity watchers to be a "leftist haven") I hardly even saw any cops but when you go to Faux news watcher enclaves like Atlanta, Georgia there are cops EVERYWHERE. Anywhere where they love to watch that bs on Fox News (the GOP suckers have forgotten that billionaires own that shit and are just using it to brainwash them for their agenda) there will be a police state mentality.

I doubt the Wern reads this thread but You're right Seattle would be better for him- more social programs, more stuff to do, lots of wifi, U of Washingtons massive libraries to read and study about teleomeres and Bernie Sanders in, etc. You would think being from Olympia would make the Wern say to himself "Hey man my little town is pretty basic, maybe I should try Seattle" but I've never heard that from him.

Have you actually seen the Wern in the wild?


Boise and Spokane look like little boring ass towns with a basic downtown and suburbs full of strip malls and uptight (fearful of what they see on the news) suburbanite commuters with basic shit nightlife kind of like the majority of Southern cities. All that rain and cold would suck to live in but probably is good for creative pursuits and more extreme nature pursuits like skiing,rock climbing,off roading, etc.
 
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^^^Does Spokane have a lot of gangs or career criminals? What makes that city "heavy"?

When I think of a city with some "heavy elements" I think of Detroit, Atlanta, Chicago, Oakland, Memphis, Baltimore, Houston.

Overall, Is Spokane a fun city or more or less pretty boring? What is there to do there? What makes it unique and interesting for you as a local? How often have you seen the Wern in the wild there?
So "heavy elements" is what the kids are using as code for "da blacks" these days?

What does any of that have to do with Lucas? I guess this seemingly never-ending topic has finally trickled down to the racial composition of various northwestern cities that Lucas may or may not be living in.
 
Depending on what you age is and what your interests are, you'll either hate Spokane or love it. There isn't a ton for the under 21 crowd to do, the music/bar scene is okay, restaurants are great, good craft beers and awesome hiking trails and tons to do outside in the summertime. Lots of winter activities to do as well if you like that sort of thing. I personally think it's a great place to live and I love it here.

Downtown is pretty bad with the homeless crowds. The bus plaza is disgusting and you have both the homeless people and plaza rats down there. I suppose there is gang activity around here, I don't see much of it and there isn't a ton on the news about it. We have lots of property crime in almost all the neighborhoods, even the "good" ones. There are a lot of meth addicts around here...you can always pick them out easily. The 20/30 some odd year old riding around on a BMX bike with a backpack on.
 
So "heavy elements" is what the kids are using as code for "da blacks" these days?

What does any of that have to do with Lucas? I guess this seemingly never-ending topic has finally trickled down to the racial composition of various northwestern cities that Lucas may or may not be living in.
naw, there's hardly any black people here.

basically we're killing time until he pops up again.
 
People from British Columbia are totally different than Americans. They seem more happy on average to be honest. If he could survive (or even be allowed in at all) he would probably dig Vancouver. Based on my research, I'd take Vancouver over everything north of Sacramento too (I do like California).

"Based on your research" = You've never been to Vancouver and skimmed wikipedia to develop a theoretical picture of what it's like.

The Downtown Eastside is full of Werners and is where he'd end up if he came to Van, and it's not a happy place. It's a horrific ghetto where all the Werners are concentrated by design so they don't spread across the city and disturb respectable people.
 
Paul Joseph Watson had US crime data he cited in a recent vlog in response to Snoop Doggs new disgusting violent gangsta rap video indicating that although blacks are only 13% of the US population they committed 53% of all homicides from 1980 to 2008 and commit 10x more violent crime against whites than whites commit against blacks so, how is that not a hate crime when blacks commit disproportionate amounts of crime against other groups of people?

To me "Heavy Elements" means cities w/ such violent neighborhoods that the Police have to travel in 2 Officers/car 2 car packs of 4 or more Officers with AR-15s at the ready because the neighborhoods are THAT bad.

Many believe gangs run dope for the CIA (American reporters have been killed in the past for publicly exposing that-look it up) so the gangs and the hood are there for a reason and didn't just come to be out of nothing (Thanks for building "The Great Society" Lyndon B. Johnson). Rap music is propaganda that incites poor urban youth to keep moving drugs for the gangs. Then when they act up via violent crime and riots the establishment can make more bs Orwellian laws to take more and more freedoms away from everybody else in America so, it's a win-win for the deep state establishment and their globalist central banker Illuminati masters as usual.

Political correctness is something the Bolsheviks/Banksters/Illuminati did to control dissent to their mass murdering tyranny and only deceived cucks buy into Bolshevik and Fabian aka Globalist NWO elite mind control bs. I hate the republicans too- both parties work for the Bankster globalists (read The Bankers Manifesto of 1894) and anyone who gets sucked into that whole democrat vs. republican left vs. right shit is being played by the elitists. A lot of people are getting tired of that politically correct shit and partisan politics bullshit and refused to be controlled that way anymore.

Wern is annoying but he does have a serious medical problem via his diagnosis of schizophrenia (according to his Moms crappy old blog). His lack of self awareness is probably partly due to coming from a small pos one horse rural town and having minimal quality social exposure at an early age/hindered emotional development but to get too excited over picking on a severly ill homeless man is really petty. If he's a threat to local people's safety then he needs to be contained- he doesn't really show a past violent crime history (bitching and throwing a temper tantrum via slamming a glass at a Mexican restaurant over thirst for millenial poon across from your 51yo girlfriend is hardly the profile of someone who kidnaps girls at rest areas or jumps out of the bushes at night in parks and apartment complexes to commit sexual assaults).

What he needs is to get laid and get some quality healthcare. He is not a dangerous violent criminal IMO but he does need to focus on improving his life and building some solid connections with people and if he had had that all along he likely wouldn't be in as rough of condition today as he is now.

The Wern seems to be aware of how brash and controversial he is so it's like he has fun anatagonizing people who don't like him with his YouTube videos. He knows he pisses people off and he thrives on it just like spoiled trust fund baby snot nosed NY establishment conman Donald Trump (barf and remember FDR people aka another NY conman politician who got us into a massive war as this what Trump is probably going to do too-learn from history and oppose that military industrial complex bullshit). At the end of the day, I think the Wern likes winding people up when he slurs and uses half cocked trollish theories in social media as its his own way of striking back at the World that wronged him in his eyes.

PS-I NEVER thought Trump would be President because I thought people saw through him as a cheesy hustler like I did (same deal with ANOTHER Clinton- one Clinton Adminstration was bad enough and two would've really been total shit, I could only vote for a Libertarian with a populist focus like Gary Johnson or Ron Paul not two spoiled blue blood NYC establishment players like Trump and Hillary who are career shysters).

Pps-I've met people from all over Canada. They seem to have a more positive vibe than many Americans aka it seems like a happier country based on the people's general attitudes. All the major Canadian cities have way less crime than America and Trudeau actually seems to give a shit about his people unlike ANY modern American President (I can't even name one who I think actually truly gave a rats ass about the common man in the US- maybe Obama to an extent???).

Ppps- I don't see any point in posting again until we get a freakin real time update on the Wern in the wild.

Where could the Wern be?

It's been over a month since his last YouTube video...
 
Paul Joseph Watson had US crime data he cited in a recent vlog in response to Snoop Doggs new disgusting violent gangsta rap video indicating that although blacks are only 13% of the US population they committed 53% of all homicides from 1980 to 2008 and commit 10x more violent crime against whites than whites commit against blacks so, how is that not a hate crime when blacks commit disproportionate amounts of crime against other groups of people?

To me "Heavy Elements" means cities w/ such violent neighborhoods that the Police have to travel in 2 Officers/car 2 car packs of 4 or more Officers with AR-15s at the ready because the neighborhoods are THAT bad.

Many believe gangs run dope for the CIA (American reporters have been killed in the past for publicly exposing that-look it up) so the gangs and the hood are there for a reason and didn't just come to be out of nothing (Thanks for building "The Great Society" Lyndon B. Johnson). Rap music is propaganda that incites poor urban youth to keep moving drugs for the gangs. Then when they act up via violent crime and riots the establishment can make more bs Orwellian laws to take more and more freedoms away from everybody else in America so, it's a win-win for the deep state establishment and their globalist central banker Illuminati masters as usual.

Political correctness is something the Bolsheviks/Banksters/Illuminati did to control dissent to their mass murdering tyranny and only deceived cucks buy into Bolshevik and Fabian aka Globalist NWO elite mind control bs. I hate the republicans too- both parties work for the Bankster globalists (read The Bankers Manifesto of 1894) and anyone who gets sucked into that whole democrat vs. republican left vs. right shit is being played by the elitists. A lot of people are getting tired of that politically correct shit and partisan politics bullshit and refused to be controlled that way anymore.

Wern is annoying but he does have a serious medical problem via his diagnosis of schizophrenia (according to his Moms crappy old blog). His lack of self awareness is probably partly due to coming from a small pos one horse rural town and having minimal quality social exposure at an early age/hindered emotional development but to get too excited over picking on a severly ill homeless man is really petty. If he's a threat to local people's safety then he needs to be contained- he doesn't really show a past violent crime history (bitching and throwing a temper tantrum via slamming a glass at a Mexican restaurant over thirst for millenial poon across from your 51yo girlfriend is hardly the profile of someone who kidnaps girls at rest areas or jumps out of the bushes at night in parks and apartment complexes to commit sexual assaults).

What he needs is to get laid and get some quality healthcare. He is not a dangerous violent criminal IMO but he does need to focus on improving his life and building some solid connections with people and if he had had that all along he likely wouldn't be in as rough of condition today as he is now.

The Wern seems to be aware of how brash and controversial he is so it's like he has fun anatagonizing people who don't like him with his YouTube videos. He knows he pisses people off and he thrives on it just like spoiled trust fund baby snot nosed NY establishment conman Donald Trump (barf and remember FDR people aka another NY conman politician who got us into a massive war as this what Trump is probably going to do too-learn from history and oppose that military industrial complex bullshit). At the end of the day, I think the Wern likes winding people up when he slurs and uses half cocked trollish theories in social media as its his own way of striking back at the World that wronged him in his eyes.

PS-I NEVER thought Trump would be President because I thought people saw through him as a cheesy hustler like I did (same deal with ANOTHER Clinton- one Clinton Adminstration was bad enough and two would've really been total shit, I could only vote for a Libertarian with a populist focus like Gary Johnson or Ron Paul not two spoiled blue blood NYC establishment players like Trump and Hillary who are career shysters).

Pps-I've met people from all over Canada. They seem to have a more positive vibe than many Americans aka it seems like a happier country based on the people's general attitudes. All the major Canadian cities have way less crime than America and Trudeau actually seems to give a shit about his people unlike ANY modern American President (I can't even name one who I think actually truly gave a rats ass about the common man in the US- maybe Obama to an extent???).

Ppps- I don't see any point in posting again until we get a freakin real time update on the Wern in the wild.

Where could the Wern be?

It's been over a month since his last YouTube video...
Are you a Jamie Leigh Fischer sock?
On topic: has anyone been continuing to check he jails in and around Spokane? If so, any sign of telomeres?
 
On topic: has anyone been continuing to check he jails in and around Spokane? If so, any sign of telomeres?

I've checked the online jail roster every few days and he's neither in the county jail nor at the Geiger facility. I've been out a few times downtown, and haven't seen him grouped in with the other homeless people. I personally feel that his last YouTube videos might have gotten him involuntarily committed at Sacred Heart. Possibly like his counselor saw them and contacted the authorities? After Sacred Heart has determined he's still not ready to be let out, they usually send those who need a lot of help over to Sunnyside, Washington which is 185 miles away. He could also potentially be at Eastern State Hospital which has 91 beds for severely mentally ill adults and have committed by the court.
 
I've checked the online jail roster every few days and he's neither in the county jail nor at the Geiger facility. I've been out a few times downtown, and haven't seen him grouped in with the other homeless people. I personally feel that his last YouTube videos might have gotten him involuntarily committed at Sacred Heart. Possibly like his counselor saw them and contacted the authorities? After Sacred Heart has determined he's still not ready to be let out, they usually send those who need a lot of help over to Sunnyside, Washington which is 185 miles away. He could also potentially be at Eastern State Hospital which has 91 beds for severely mentally ill adults and have committed by the court.
You're doing Gods work. Thank you for all of the information. When the last video came out, my co worker and I felt more uncomfortable then we ever have watching his videos. We said: "Wow, he finally lost what little marbles remained."
 
You're doing Gods work. Thank you for all of the information. When the last video came out, my co worker and I felt more uncomfortable then we ever have watching his videos. We said: "Wow, he finally lost what little marbles remained."
"Need a hottie on my dick, right now! Right now! Right now! RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!"

Ah, such sweet and tender verse, breathed softly upon the world that it may delight and beguile the fair ear of some passing lass, enticing her forthwith to the honorable Werner's sparcely furnished domicile, with rapt anticipation of the gentle affections soon bequeathed by our erstwhile wandering Romeo.
 
my bet is that he's at Eastern.
I was joking with my co worker that he probably lost his fucking mind completely/more so then he already had, and started to actually start murdering and doing other uncouth things to younger girls and creating a den in the wilderness. I hope to god a mental hospital or stolen kindle is the answer, as opposed to what I just said.
 

A video claiming to know what Lucas has been up to recently. Supposedly Lucas has been silent because the people that run the apartments told him to stop. A relative of a troll that frequently messes with Lucas ran into him at his counselor's office and spoke to him. The video also claims the request to go on Dr. Phil was real and not a troll attempt.

The episode is set to appear in May. Supposedly his mother makes an appearance, but walks off due to being blamed for Lucas's fucked up behavior. I would take the information with a grain of salt, since the poster doesn't seem to have his facts clear cut. It could be that Lucas is just lying again to make himself look better than his current situation actually is.
 
Lucas being on Dr Phil is just too good to be true. After "Cash Me Outside" girl, Lucas explaining "Muh Telomerase Sperm" on national TV might just cause the nation to cringe past the point of no return. Nevermind the fact we would get more info on Lucas about his family and such.

Lucas being on there would be a bit of a godsend to the Farms, but I doubt it.
 

A video claiming to know what Lucas has been up to recently. Supposedly Lucas has been silent because the people that run the apartments told him to stop. A relative of a troll that frequently messes with Lucas ran into him at his counselor's office and spoke to him. The video also claims the request to go on Dr. Phil was real and not a troll attempt.

The episode is set to appear in May. Supposedly his mother makes an appearance, but walks off due to being blamed for Lucas's fucked up behavior. I would take the information with a grain of salt, since the poster doesn't seem to have his facts clear cut. It could be that Lucas is just lying again to make himself look better than his current situation actually is.

Thank you for summarizing it succinctly so I don't have to watch that guy drone on for 11 minutes.

If I'm proven wrong I'll eat my words, but I call bullshit.

1.) Lucas does not have the self-control to shut the fuck up in exchange for housing. He has a history of getting kicked out of shelters for being a shitdisturber and the latest videos he had been posting showed only an increasing descent into madness.

2.) The Dr Phil thing totally smacked of the usual trolling/catfishing that Lucas consistently has fallen for. Remember his "lawyer" who was totally going to help him get millions from Starbucks in a discrimination suit? There has been bits and pieces here and there about how he had supposedly been in touch with Dr Phil's people and it was super dodgy. Plus, it doesn't make sense to me that Dr Phil would blame Lucas's mom since it's very obvious that Lucas has a lot that is wrong with his brain organically, in the way of chemical imbalance, and that anything arising from experience and life circumstances is only a secondary explanation of his behavior.

I'd love to be wrong because a Dr Phil episode would be absolutely hilarious.
 
He would most likely be sent to Eastern State if he does get sent to a psych ward. I think he is too smart for that though, and he would need to commit an actual crime to get picked up. Being creepy doesn't count, Spokane is literally full of weirdos.

There's way more than 91 beds at Eastern State. If he gets picked up and sent there, I'll know. So far nothing though, and like I said it probably won't happen. If Spokane cared about the mentally ill at all, there wouldn't be so many of them roaming the streets.

I seriously doubt the Dr Phil thing is real and the info about him being kicked out of the apartment came from a local FB group I ss-ed earlier in this thread.
 
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