Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Cato]

I don't think he has the ability to get laid.

I think he believes his telomeres theory as much as any other crazy person believes whatever theory it is they spout.

Most of the women claiming to be interested in him on FB that he's told off are people he thinks are trolling him (and they are), so I don't think that means much.

Oh they definitely wouldn't have sex with him (I meant that he had the ability to have sex with prostitutes specifically) but based on everything I've seen from Werner I strongly disagree that he "thinks [they] are trolling him," even though they are.

This is a guy who has been repeatedly catfished and who brags about his "5000 facebook friends" when all of them follow him for the lulz.

I think you're giving him way too much credit.

 

[Trainwreck]

I still don't understand how he thinks that "grey beards" are using all his research to get the young 26 and under crowd. I have worked downtown for years, and run errands all over the downtown area frequently and have never seen these old men with young women. Ever. As much as I like to steer clear of the STA bus plaza, even there it's only young adults with other young adults. It's almost like he's told himself so many times that his research is true, that he not only believes it, but actually sees regular age appropriate couples together and believes that the guy is much, much older than the guys actual age. Can schizophrenia really cause someone to be that out of touch - like seeing facial features completely different than what is actually there?

 

[El Porko Fako]

He might still be able to be court ordered into a group home, but it would require either collaboration on his parents/friends part to get the paperwork filed...

His family would probably commit him if they could, but his friends think he's just fine. After all, his friends, and by that I mean the schizophrenia gnomes and talking animals that live in his head, keep telling him that everything's A-OK, and that he's going to get that underage vajayjay and create a master race.

Can schizophrenia really cause someone to be that out of touch - like seeing facial features completely different than what is actually there?

Results vary from person to person, but yes.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2660156/

 

[Cato]

I still don't understand how he thinks that "grey beards" are using all his research to get the young 26 and under crowd.

My favorite part about his belief that old dudes are stealing his "research" and successfully using it to seduce young women is that he somehow doesn't go on to infer that it would say something about him that his research is extremely effective in general and yet it still doesn't help him (and supposedly only him) get laid.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

My Spokane friend hasn't had a Wern Sighting in weeks. Radio silence. I wonder what has become of Pukas.

 

[Bassomatic]

I would wager one of many issues Lucas shows with his illnesses is over focusing. I'm sure one time he saw a daddy daughter lunch, say a mid 50s man and his 16 year old for example. This pops up everywhere and because Lucas is so focused on sex, he can't grasp it's a treasured day where a grown man can catch up with his semi adult child, talk about things like, jobs, politics grown up stuff, but she's also that little brat who used to bang on pots and pans in the kitchen. The farthest thing from something sexualized. But Lucas mind is sex sex sex, date date date. He over hypes most anything else he's dealing with like his "wealth' etc, so the idea he once saw an older man and younger woman all he's dealing with is "grey beards" tagging jr high girls.

 

[Cato]

I would wager one of many issues Lucas shows with his illnesses is over focusing. I'm sure one time he saw a daddy daughter lunch, say a mid 50s man and his 16 year old for example. This pops up everywhere and because Lucas is so focused on sex, he can't grasp it's a treasured day where a grown man can catch up with his semi adult child, talk about things like, jobs, politics grown up stuff, but she's also that little brat who used to bang on pots and pans in the kitchen. The farthest thing from something sexualized. But Lucas mind is sex sex sex, date date date. He over hypes most anything else he's dealing with like his "wealth' etc, so the idea he once saw an older man and younger woman all he's dealing with is "grey beards" tagging jr high girls.

Bingo. In one of his videos he tells the story of how his ex broke up with him because (by his own account!) he was at a restaurant having dinner with her and saw an older man and two younger woman together (who he even admitted might have been the guy's daughters!) and he got so enraged at the sight (on the mere chance they might be in a sexual relationship which, again, in a rare moment of self-awareness, he even admitted afterwards in the video may not have been the case) that he threw a glass at a wall and stormed out.

Timestamped here:

 

[IanP226]

Seems like a lot of the social situations he claims to see are part of his delusions from his severe mental illness because like you're all saying the only time I see a greybeard w/ teenage girls is a Father/daughter situation. I recall in college a Psychology Professor in an Psych101 type of class talking about how schizophrenia is genetic so, his predicament was inherited (so much for his bs master race supreme teleomeres dna theory).

I just don't get him-
He should be damn glad to get the attention of an attractive woman in her 30s. What would be wrong with that? Would it go against his teen porn fetish of something?

As for his whereabouts-
My guess is he's either left town or has been hospitalized for his mental illness. He seemed to like to update his YouTube often so, hospitalized is probably what's going on over him deciding to leave town. He could e went backcountry like some homeless men do but, I seriously doubt he took his SSDI check and bought a tent, supplies, and sleeping bag to go all Grizzly Adams on the NW backcountry (because living that way would require some work and I think we all know the story there). Hopefully somebody will post some current info sometime.

I don't think people would hate him as much if he'd leave the under 18 jailbait secondary school girls alone and quit leaving dumbass weird notes all over town.

I still can't believe some strange guy like him acting thirsty to a jailbait 16yo barista made International news.

Honestly, I can't quit watching him because he just shocks me like with his psychotic song "90s chicks" YT videos lmao He even degraded the history of song structure w/ his section called spit. What was that?

 

[lindsayfan]

As for his whereabouts-
My guess is he's either left town or has been hospitalized for his mental illness.

My guess is that he's in jail. He's been there before, for violating no contact orders etc.

 

[Bassomatic]

My guess is that he's in jail. He's been there before, for violating no contact orders etc.

A few people have checked lock ups inmate lists to no avail but he could have wandered to a different area to get pinched. A mental health place would not list him due to HIIPA.

We just don't know as of now.

In regards to Lucas and dating, I do wonder now if he's so dug into his pedo mind set if he'd do what he did before, clearly use someone who wasn't his goal/dream just to have a roof over his head. As @Cato posted when he was with his ex he was clearly still chimping about teen tang.

Lucas is an incredible user of everyone, and with his victim complex and crazy theories justifies it. It was so insane I couldn't even quote it correctly but something like how he's better than the working class because some of them may not be true and honest TM Democrats so it's good he steals their tax dollars, he ate at church give aways to punish religious people, his ex was a hold over till he can go balls deep in a 12 year old. He's really willing to use anyone and outside of the fact, we have no say what the SSA does and many houses of worship will not turn anyone away he's very lucky. Aside a few women with incredibly poor taste and judgement, he's not much a successful con man, or successful anything for that matter.

What's funny, about schizophrenia, one of the more common causes? The entire crusade Lucas is fighting against... inbreeding. It's also sadly, why many per captia more eastern european Jews have it due to a rather recent (historically speaking) gene pool reduction. I guess it's a touch a-log but I'd giggle to know the Wern family tree is more of a wreath.

 

[Trainwreck]

Seems like a lot of the social situations he claims to see are part of his delusions from his severe mental illness because like you're all saying the only time I see a greybeard w/ teenage girls is a Father/daughter situation. I recall in college a Psychology Professor in an Psych101 type of class talking about how schizophrenia is genetic so, his predicament was inherited (so much for his bs master race supreme teleomeres dna theory).

His mom had written that when Lucas was a small child he got very sick and had a temperature of like 105 and the hospital just sent him home because they couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. She thinks that the high temperature for days on end is what could have caused his schizophrenia.

 

[AnOminous]

His mom had written that when Lucas was a small child he got very sick and had a temperature of like 105 and the hospital just sent him home because they couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. She thinks that the high temperature for days on end is what could have caused his schizophrenia.

A 105 fever can cause brain damage, and that could leave you tarded or maybe contribute to later craziness.

His mom might be crazy, too, but I can't imagine a hospital sending someone home in that condition. But who knows.

 

[Trainwreck]

I've looked at his mom's FB page and she seems pretty normal. I am trying to find the "diary" where she wrote about Lucas, but I'm having no such luck right now.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I've looked at his mom's FB page and she seems pretty normal. I am trying to find the "diary" where she wrote about Lucas, but I'm having no such luck right now.

It's back in the thread; someone posted it awhille ago

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

Lucas' mom is fucking INSANE.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is brilliant:

 

[cuddle striker]

I personally think he's either street roughing it and got his Kindle stolen (there are some heavy elements in the homeless community here) or he's in hospital.

I think if he'd left town we'd have sightings of him elsewhere by now.

 

[IanP226]

^^^"Heavy Elements" So, you have a lot of gangs and career criminals in Spokane?

The media likes to portray the Inland NW with the survivalist, white power, Aryan meth cooker stereotypes but I'm not sure I buy into that as the media is often just totally full of shit.

Is there a lot to do in Spokane or is it a pretty boring place overall?

I know the Wern came from Olympia and from everything I've ever heard about that place- it sounds like it just sucks. It's surprising he never went to Seattle or Vancouver as they couldn't have been any worse than Olympia.

 

[ismayonnaiseagender]

^^^"Heavy Elements" So, you have a lot of gangs and career criminals in Spokane?

The media likes to portray the Inland NW with the survivalist, white power, Aryan meth cooker stereotypes but I'm not sure I buy into that as the media is often just totally full of shit.

Is there a lot to do in Spokane or is it a pretty boring place overall?

I know the Wern came from Olympia and from everything I've ever heard about that place- it sounds like it just sucks. It's surprising he never went to Seattle or Vancouver as they couldn't have been any worse than Olympia.

Yeah, but I mean with the way things are going and the speed in which he's getting banned from local businesses he might have no choice but to migrate elsewhere soon.

 

[cuddle striker]

^^^"Heavy Elements" So, you have a lot of gangs and career criminals in Spokane?

The media likes to portray the Inland NW with the survivalist, white power, Aryan meth cooker stereotypes but I'm not sure I buy into that as the media is often just totally full of shit.

Is there a lot to do in Spokane or is it a pretty boring place overall?

I know the Wern came from Olympia and from everything I've ever heard about that place- it sounds like it just sucks. It's surprising he never went to Seattle or Vancouver as they couldn't have been any worse than Olympia.

not gangs necessarily but yeah, there's some overlap with Aryan shit from Idaho. plus the train line stops here so the hobo/rail homeless crowd isn't as light hearted as many places. meth is a big problem, it is a pretty shit town in general (though that's changing as people migrate over from Seattle due to housing costs)

there's not a lot to do here. at all. if he isn't in control of himself, there isn't a lot of public wifi/access to housing or anything for him. medical system here blows. there's not a lot of assistance for homeless either.

it's basically almost as bad as if he'd gone to Boise. the only difference is his medical care here would be free really, slightly better chance he'll be committed than arrested.

the homeless community in Oly is...a little softer. more young kids, more women, less real steady violence, more street level programs to help people and less aggressive cops as well.

he would do better in Seattle I think. to get to Vancouver he's got to get into Canada- and if he's ever had arrests they may not let him in