Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mdrop22]

apparently he's been seen in Spokane within the last 2 weeks, but no ideas on where he's staying or what's going on.

update! looks like lucas still can't keep his mouth shut. I still find it strange there aren't as many people reporting his whereabouts though. Before he was frequently seen on the streets and at libraries/coffee shops.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

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update! looks like lucas still can't keep his mouth shut. I still find it strange there aren't as many people reporting his whereabouts though. Before he was frequently seen on the streets and at libraries/coffee shops.

Thank you for the update! Can't say I'm surprised, but I can say I'm really surprised by the restraint he's had on social media.

 

[Bassomatic]

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update! looks like lucas still can't keep his mouth shut. I still find it strange there aren't as many people reporting his whereabouts though. Before he was frequently seen on the streets and at libraries/coffee shops.

I know it's close to A log but good. He's just not able to interact or be around people with out chimping his apartment made him smug as fuck.

There's a lot of people trying to unfuck their lives and need a place like what Lucas had, Lucas isn't trying to sort his shit, he's trying to bang kids.

 

[Cato]

I know it's close to A log but good. He's just not able to interact or be around people with out chimping his apartment made him smug as fuck.

There's a lot of people trying to unfuck their lives and need a place like what Lucas had, Lucas isn't trying to sort his shit, he's trying to bang kids.

Yeah, there are definitely people more deserving of what limited placements exist for transitional housing for those with mental illness.

Honestly the whole time he was (using past tense on the assumption that the rumors of him being kicked out are true...which would be very unsurprising) in the apartment, I felt bad for the well-meaning but naive non-profit staff and volunteers who were presumably having to deal with Lucas's bullshit while trying in vain to help him even though he had no desire to put in any effort to help himself.

Yes, he's mentally ill, but he's also an asshole. Those two qualities aren't mutually exclusive.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Yeah, there are definitely people more deserving of what limited placements exist for transitional housing for those with mental illness.

Honestly the whole time he was (using past tense on the assumption that the rumors of him being kicked out are true...which would be very unsurprising) in the apartment, I felt bad for the well-meaning but naive non-profit staff and volunteers who were presumably having to deal with Lucas's bullshit while trying in vain to help him even though he had no desire to put in any effort to help himself.

Yes, he's mentally ill, but he's also an asshole. Those two qualities aren't mutually exclusive.

What's surprising to me, given how Lucas views himself as an intellectual, is how unaware he is of the level of social inapropriateness in A) talking about banging teens constantly, whether science-justified or just thirsty, and B) never discussing ANYTHING else. Doesn't he realize that people, even those seeking relationships, have other interests? I guess its part of his sickness, but his inability to not overshare (rather like OPL, actually) is part of what has made him so publicly reviled. If he could keep these opinions to himself, and go about the search for underage girls....it's unlikely anyone would have ever noticed.

Oversharing. It's always oversharing.

 

[Cato]

What's surprising to me, given how Lucas views himself as an intellectual, is how unaware he is of the level of social inapropriateness in A) talking about banging teens constantly, whether science-justified or just thirsty, and B) never discussing ANYTHING else. Doesn't he realize that people, even those seeking relationships, have other interests? I guess its part of his sickness, but his inability to not overshare (rather like OPL, actually) is part of what has made him so publicly reviled. If he could keep these opinions to himself, and go about the search for underage girls....it's unlikely anyone would have ever noticed.

Oversharing. It's always oversharing.

But it's not oversharing; you're just an ageist bigot like all the other ageist bigots.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Good riddance. Like was said, there are people who are sick and really want to get better who could use the space Lucas's MRSA-riddled ass was taking up. Also, we don't know the age range of people in that complex. It's possible a young woman 18-19 or early twenties would get placed there, and Lucas would not accept he wasn't allowed to creep on her. Better to solve a potential issue now instead of waiting until he sexually assaults someone.

 

[Bassomatic]

While this is a good thing because Lucas was clearly not trying to sort himself. I worry this is going to be adding to his victim complex. He's got legit anger and entitlement issues. In no way am I saying the world should bend to his will, it's that he thinks that and now he's yet again been "wronged". This could lead to some bad actions on his part and or trigger more insanity.

I expect when we do hear from him somehow we'll get a different than true story and a lot of rage as he loved acting like a king in his little room. It's baffling how he was so used to being a homeless person he often came off like he felt he was in a very small group of people whom had an apartment and the vast majority of people were homeless. When really he was just around hobo's because he is a hobo.

At least the money he will save in rent can go for more Red Robin.

 

[Cato]

While this is a good thing because Lucas was clearly not trying to sort himself. I worry this is going to be adding to his victim complex. He's got legit anger and entitlement issues. In no way am I saying the world should bend to his will, it's that he thinks that and now he's yet again been "wronged". This could lead to some bad actions on his part and or trigger more insanity.

You have a point, but on the plus side having to worry about where he's going to sleep every night will take a lot of his energy and focus away from his obsessions. When he had the apartment he was uploading several youtube videos daily where he was getting increasingly agitated and deranged because he had time to lounge around comfortably and ruminate. During his homeless periods he was less active on social media and youtube and was expressing concerns about basic survival needs instead of sitting around getting himself more and more worked up.

It's baffling how he was so used to being a homeless person he often came off like he felt he was in a very small group of people whom had an apartment and the vast majority of people were homeless. When really he was just around hobo's because he is a hobo.

Yeah, he's so out of touch that he genuinely seemed to believe that having an apartment (and one that was provided practically free by a non-profit group at that) made him part of the 1 percent.

 

[Heixenfae]

But where will he make all of his grunting, jiggly man-boob videos? Surely the library frowns on shirtless pedo transients.

 

[Cato]

But where will he make all of his grunting, jiggly man-boob videos? Surely the library frowns on shirtless pedo transients.

They probably also frown on making a mess with popcorn, but that didn't stop him:

 

[Idunno1996]

Someone was trolling Lucas on his gmail, from what I understand. They fucked up by saying they left a message with Brittany at The Pheonix but there isn't anyone named Brittany that works there and other things were said. I'll have to find that conversation later and screenshot it because I can't remember. He did STFU about being on Dr. Phil after because he has a massive ego and it got a little deflated after finding out that they don't want him to come on and talk about his amazing research.

Wonder if that was me. I've been trolling him and said I called the Phoenix but never said I left a message with a Brittany, but he's since stopped talking to me. Hmmmmm....

 

[Trainwreck]

Yeah, there are definitely people more deserving of what limited placements exist for transitional housing for those with mental illness.

Honestly the whole time he was (using past tense on the assumption that the rumors of him being kicked out are true...which would be very unsurprising) in the apartment, I felt bad for the well-meaning but naive non-profit staff and volunteers who were presumably having to deal with Lucas's bullshit while trying in vain to help him even though he had no desire to put in any effort to help himself.

Yes, he's mentally ill, but he's also an asshole. Those two qualities aren't mutually exclusive.

I felt bad for anyone who had to share a wall with him. Can you imagine having to hear his constant babbling while making videos? I bet his yammering was pretty much non stop, even when he wasn't recording.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I really hope they went all out in cleaning that apartment. It's probably been ages since the Wern had his mrsa treated or even looked at.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Is it too much to hope (rates self optimistic) that getting the boot from these apartments finally got the idea into Lucas' thick skull that not everyone wants to hear about telomerasing girls to his dick "Right now right now right now RIGHT NOW!"?

Like perhaps this blow to his ego (since, as others have noted, Lucas was treating the apartment as not just a subsistence-level improvement in quality of life, the most basic of basic, with no TV, no couch, etc., but rather as if he was now a 1%er....such as his repeated insistences that NO guys could stay with him unless they signed over their GFs body and soul to Lucas....One of his worst screeds, actually. So much salt and anger about other guys; just ridiculous!) finally got reality to creep into his brain?

Because otherwise, honestly, I don't get it: Luke acted as if keeping up with the youtube vids, etc, was punishing the world until the world gave him a girl, ie "This won't stop until I get a 26-year old or younger girlfriend", you guys know the drill. So why else would he have stopped posting?

Could he be, through the police, under a ban to communicate such ideas, or at all, through social media? Is there such a thing?

Ideas? @QueenBurritoSupreme , once again I defer to you...

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

If I had to place a bet, I would say he didn't learn a fucking thing. He'll be doing the homeless thing for a bit, given the information we recently recieved is true, then decide he needs to take to YouTube again.

As for a communications ban, I don't think that's an option, but one can hope..

 

[Bassomatic]

Is it too much to hope (rates self optimistic) that getting the boot from these apartments finally got the idea into Lucas' thick skull that not everyone wants to hear about telomerasing girls to his dick "Right now right now right now RIGHT NOW!"?

Like perhaps this blow to his ego (since, as others have noted, Lucas was treating the apartment as not just a subsistence-level improvement in quality of life, the most basic of basic, with no TV, no couch, etc., but rather as if he was now a 1%er....such as his repeated insistences that NO guys could stay with him unless they signed over their GFs body and soul to Lucas....One of his worst screeds, actually. So much salt and anger about other guys; just ridiculous!) finally got reality to creep into his brain?

Because otherwise, honestly, I don't get it: Luke acted as if keeping up with the youtube vids, etc, was punishing the world until the world gave him a girl, ie "This won't stop until I get a 26-year old or younger girlfriend", you guys know the drill. So why else would he have stopped posting?

Could he be, through the police, under a ban to communicate such ideas, or at all, through social media? Is there such a thing?

Ideas? @QueenBurritoSupreme , once again I defer to you...

I'd wager as mentioned earlier he's kinda "busy" getting his hobo hustle on. His ban list has grown so places for wifi/charging are less.

I would very much doubt he's learned or changed, I stand by my guess this ads to his victim mentality, I'd personally like to hear his story on leaving the apartment, let me guess some pro Trump real estate guy with his 17 year old girl friend bought the place and kicked him out.

His threats don't make sense because he's insane, remember he's got a multi million dollar book and he's homeless. It's to punish us for not giving him a 14 year old to jizz in. Now if I was homeless and had a million dollar asset on hand I'd probably want to leverage that instead of spiting people.

Some of Lucas's anger is just baffling but it's explosive and could be (and rightfully so) viewed as scary. In one of the apartment videos he said people in age gap relationships do it off his learning and to spite him. He's so focused on his pedophile lust he can't manage even a chris chan tier of life aka shitting yourself and doing nothing.

He just had to pick fights and preach about how he's god's gift to women towards people whom were on very hard times and trying to sort their lives. The people at places like Lucas was ofter were in abusive relationships, sobering up etc. Every day is a struggle, and sadly some of them need to put 95% of the days energy into not smoking crack again. Then you have some guy freaking out acting like he's suffering worse all because he wants to fuck kids and can't.

I will say I love the entitlement and bravado he has about the most basic things. He's clearly a product of the culture he's been in (hobo) so he thinks having lunch out is on the same tier as buying a new corvette in cash. His whole concept having an apartment made him rich was baffling, but his nose was so high in the air.

 

[Trainwreck]

I had to run errands today all over downtown. Didn't see him lurking about. Boo. Similarly, I didn't see gray beards with young chicks either.

 

[Cato]

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Months back, when I first learned of Lucas and really started digging, I thought this whole thing was on purpose. Now I know better, yet it's still insanely fucking hilarious.