Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Glad Kiwi Farms rose from the dead so I could ask this. Do you all think this Dr. Phil thing is legit or do you think it's a troll? I'm personally leaning towards the latter. I just don't see the Dr. Phil show, exploitative and ratings hungry as they are, to fly a fat, unstable schizo out to California, and here him argue in favor of his pedophilic behavior. The hopeless romantic in me is begging for this to happen, because I want to see this disaster unfold.

If this does fall through for Lucas though, I think he should look on the bright side. After watching his latest video, I'm convinced he's going to get picked up by an indy rap label. Ol' Dirty Bastard, thy name is Lucas.
 
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Someone was trolling Lucas on his gmail, from what I understand. They fucked up by saying they left a message with Brittany at The Pheonix but there isn't anyone named Brittany that works there and other things were said. I'll have to find that conversation later and screenshot it because I can't remember. He did STFU about being on Dr. Phil after because he has a massive ego and it got a little deflated after finding out that they don't want him to come on and talk about his amazing research.
 
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LovelyParadox said:
Anyone know where Lucas is hiding? I haven't noticed any activity in a week. Arrested perhaps? Broken Kindle?
This must have been years ago!
http://www.geocities.ws/ishmaelsword/about.html
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Holy shit! Nice find. Definitely going to read this next time I'm really depressed and I need a good laugh. I wonder if he was still on his meds when he took that photo? He actually looks somewhat normal in that photo. A little spergy, but normal.

I think I do actually remember the Spokane Police Department releasing a statement over social media saying that they were aware of his videos and website, and they were planing on taking care of the problem. They didn't use Lucas' name in the statement, but you can tell they're talking about him. Don't have a link, but I know it was on SPD's Facebook page.
 
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El Porko Fako said:
Yup, that's the one. You think there's any chance he cracked and he's in jail now?
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Pretty sure various parties have been checking the new inmate lists from time to time (I have, anyway) haven't seen him turn up yet. But as someone else suggested, if he's been committed to a mental hospital for observation or treatment, that wouldn't show up due to privacy laws.
Here's a link to Spokane Jail roster: https://www.spokanecounty.org/352/Inmate-Roster
We don't think he'd have been plucked up in another city, do we? That seems unlikely.
 
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El Porko Fako said:
Holy shit! Nice find. Definitely going to read this next time I'm really depressed and I need a good laugh. I wonder if he was still on his meds when he took that photo? He actually looks somewhat normal in that photo. A little spergy, but normal.

I think I do actually remember the Spokane Police Department releasing a statement over social media saying that they were aware of his videos and website, and they were planing on taking care of the problem. They didn't use Lucas' name in the statement, but you can tell they're talking about him. Don't have a link, but I know it was on SPD's Facebook page.
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That little webpage was done in 2005 I found out! I would assume that he was on his medication. I am only saying that because of his weight. One of his poems quotes him saying he was "profoundly effected by Kurt Cobain's tragic suicide and could relate to the shared diagnosis of bipolar II with schizoidal tendencies."

http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=lux&item=about
Here is something from 1999
http://cannabisnews.com/news/2/thread246.shtml
 
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LovelyParadox said:
That little webpage was done in 2005 I found out! I would assume that he was on his medication. I am only saying that because of his weight. One of his poems quotes him saying he was "profoundly effected by Kurt Cobain's tragic suicide and could relate to the shared diagnosis of bipolar II with schizoidal tendencies."

http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?sitename=lux&item=about
Here is something from 1999
http://cannabisnews.com/news/2/thread246.shtml
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He sounds sane, but a little strange in that poetry page, and hell, he could even drive in at some point. I've never known anyone who was schizophrenic in my life, but if Lucas isn't the perfect example of why schizos should NEVER get off there meds, than I don't know what is.
 
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