Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

He's mentioned fet life a few times in his YT, I guess he gave in to it because he spoke in a bit demeaning way towards it during the videos.

Someone who could be a cow on fet life would really bring me some joy, if anyone can do it, Lucas is that man.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Spoiler: Crazy ramblings

My few take-aways from this enlightening blog.
1. "Cutie Pie Little Fingers" is one of the most cringe-worthy, creepy phrases I've heard in a long, long time.
2. I think Lucas might be a little racist.
3."Gourmet Burgers" my ass Lucas. Red Robin's ok, but it's one step above something like Applebee's or TGI Fridays.
4. "I cry myself to sleep a lot, but I'm always laughing too" is how someone with Bi-Polar would behave. He might want to take medication for that too.

 

[Trainwreck]

That's how a former friend of mine used to write emails when someone pissed him off, he'd write it longhand before actually ever writing the email, and just copy word for word what he wrote.

I know of a dude who when he gets pissed off at people on Facebook, locks himself in the bathroom with a thesaurus for a few hours, makes notes and then tries to make his responses sound intellectually superior to the poster(s). Fucking ridiculous. He's another nut job in Spokane who was just recently released from the psych ward.

 

[LovelyParadox]

Lucas's stepdad had a stroke according to his mother's facebook page. (Lucas isn't on his mom's friend list)
I'm doubting that has anything to do with his recent disappearance since he has been silent longer than the average hospital stay. Still checking inmate rosters with no luck.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I doubt Lucas cares tbh

 

[LovelyParadox]

I doubt Lucas cares tbh

You are more than likely correct!

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

I doubt Lucas cares tbh

Probably not since Larry is his stepdad.

Also, y'all, Lucas is still on Facebook creeping in messages. No idea why he isn't posting but he's still there and he's still creeping the streets of Spokane.

 

[Cato]

Also, y'all, Lucas is still on Facebook creeping in messages. No idea why he isn't posting but he's still there and he's still creeping the streets of Spokane.

Got any screenshots to confirm this? He hasn't posted publicly on facebook since Feb 3.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

There's more but my internet on my phone is throttled right now and it takes too long to upload.

Also, he made another facebook page for half a second but quickly deleted it.

 

[Cato]

Ah, he's alive! Thanks.

 

[Fiercely Codependent]

Also, y'all, Lucas is still on Facebook creeping in messages. No idea why he isn't posting but he's still there and he's still creeping the streets of Spokane.

I wonder if the institution which is housing him decided they didn't like all the unnecessary attention he was drawing to them and were concerned about the "open invitations" he was constantly sending out. They might have made silence on his social media a requirement for his continued stay? Or perhaps this is a non-negotiable part of his therapy, to ween him off his addiction to his "fans"? (Even hatred is attention, after all.)

 

[LovelyParadox]

Or perhaps this is a non-negotiable part of his therapy, to ween him off his addiction to his "fans"? (Even hatred is attention, after all.)

You very well could be right. We have all heard him mention in his videos about him having to talk to his therapist regarding social media.

 

[cuddle striker]

I know of a dude who when he gets pissed off at people on Facebook, locks himself in the bathroom with a thesaurus for a few hours, makes notes and then tries to make his responses sound intellectually superior to the poster(s). Fucking ridiculous. He's another nut job in Spokane who was just recently released from the psych ward.

why are they all here, jfc this town is infested

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Any new information as to what this telomeres infused Adonis is up to? His lack of activity has me wondering.

 

[holeinthedark]

Any new information as to what this telomeres infused Adonis is up to? His lack of activity has me wondering.

He's really only active in PMs and not posting.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

That's kind of what I had gathered, and that's both expected and unexpected. Unexpected, because Lucas Werner is mostly an unbridled beast that cannot help but produce diarrhea of the mouth. Expected, because as some have pointed out or theorized, he may be dependent upon keeping his eloquent, poetic trap shut. Dependent in keeping his breeding dungeon operative, that is.

 

[Drago]

Can anyone confirm he is still in Spokane?

 

[YouTuberJamieLeighFischer]

Any updates on his radio silence? Would genuinely love to know we finally got this guy. We, meaning the system.

 

[bawtism]

 

[El Porko Fako]

Still no public postings from our favorite Spokane Casanova, but I couldn't help but notice something peculiar about related channels that are appearing on his youtube page. Glad to know that youtube is starting to suggest other lolcows that have pages on this website.

Sweet sweet irony. Lol

http://imgur.com/sBdeYBA