Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

• The first Twitter post from Melton containing an excerpt of the documents seems to have been posted May 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM UTC or 2:53 PM Minnesota time, hours after Nick's first appearance while in jail.
• The order to release Rekieta from jail was only signed almost exactly an hour earlier prior to this post at 1:52 PM Minnesota time.
• According to a post at 3:19 PM Minnesota time, 26 minutes after Melton's first tweet containing leaked documents, Rekieta was still listed as being on the in-custody roster at that time, but it's possible the roster was out of date.
• Nick was released by 3:49 PM Minnesota time at the latest, as the roster update showed him as being released as of this time

Wow, took ya 2 hours to ... search the forum, to put together a second hand report. The logs are not in real time on the website, sorry to break it to you.

The other explanation for the leak is government incompetence, which is possible! But why would someone in the government, photograph an original copy, of a supplemental report, to send in response to a request, to some random internet person? And while the public record of the supplemental was redacted, would the one handed in person necessarily be redacted? Or would a copy handed afterward? Especially since Nick was acting as his own attorney (and certainly Kayla's, and trying to serve as April's)?

I guess one reason a government employee might leak something that could cost them their career, was holding a stinky young girl's hand, taking them out to their police car, and the stinky unkempt child asks for clean clothes. That could break even the most hardened officer's heart. But enough to risk their pension?

I think the important thing to note which was missed by not looking at the timeline closely is that this would also imply that Rekieta was in contact with Melton before even getting arrested, because otherwise why would communicating with Patrick Melton be literally the first thing he thinks of doing after getting access to his phone?

Nick was made aware of MAPton and the dabbleverse weirdos by Aaron during the Qover. Nick has a habit of sharing unnecessary info with strangers and weirdos. MAPton may have just reached out in Twitter DMs and Nick was like, here ya go buddy!

From what I understand of Rekieta's motives before the arrest, his main goal seems to have been to convince Aaron to sign an NDA preventing him from talking about the polycule so as to cover up its existence, which begs the question of why he would be in contact with Aaron's main detractor who would have had a massive financial interest in exposing the polycule.

WTF does Aaron have to do with this? I mean other than MAPton's weird obsession with him. Aaron wasn't talked to prior to the arrest by authorities. Certainly, Aaron is named in the warrant, but it was as the other half of the Qover (along with April). The supplemental doesn't include Aaron either, and Aaron's own report is he was talked to by police after the arrest. I know Nick has the "Aaron snitched!" crusade going on, and perhaps he did after the arrest (well ok, he sang like a bird, certainly on the Kino Casino). But he wasn't part of the initial investigation and reporting the led up to the arrest.

If you really believe Nick is the leaker, I'd go through Melton's shows from before Nick's arrest because there's probably things he's saying that he's being fed by Nick.

Fuck off, I don't give view time or ad views to pedophiles. Nick could easily have just reached out to MAPton out of the blue, or vice versa. In fact, it's much more likely MAPton was sitting in Nick's DMs during Nick's jail time, and I'm sure checking Twitter was the first thing Nick checked after he got his phone back. Nick may not have been super aware of MAPton, but MAPton was aware of Nick. (If for nothing else than the hot tub streams.)

The only wrinkle I'll add is a photograph, although of a document (rather than a screen showing a document), is similar to another leaker. But that's even more tenuous than Nick having done it.

 

[AnOminous]

Being well versed is part of being a good lawyer(which he is not), but there's a lot more to it than just being good with words or being able to spin the conversation in the direction that suits you.

Lies are like drugs. There is a law of diminishing returns. If you otherwise have an unsullied reputation for honesty and you seem credible, people won't necessarily analyze everything you say. If you look like a twitching drug addicted piece of shit, have a reputation as a lying sack of shit, and tell absolutely outrageous lies every waking moment, not a word you say has any worth at all, even if you fuck up and accidentally tell the truth at some point.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Meanwhile he has committed per se defamation against the real nanny:

He thought it was someone else stealing his booze? Like who? Lying faggot. Hopefully the nanny takes him to court. He's also just admitted to further child neglect either way.

Gave 11 year old booze... probably baked the kid something with vanilla extract. Or gave the kid mouth wash. Or used isopropyl alcohol to clean off a scrape.

And what is it with those two harlots carrying weight for Rekietta? Normally I assume people like that are doing cocaine or hard drugs or swinging.

With those two, I just assume they are hoping to hop on the Nick Rekietta swinging rotation and maybe snag his trust fund dollars after kicking Kayla to the curb.

 

[waffle]

He seems rattled, and as he runs down the list of ways to release the footage, he seems most concerned that April might have accepted the offer to sign the data request form, or whatever the fuck it's called. Or at least that's my takeaway.

IMO most people are thinking about the footage wrong. I think his plea would have probably keep it hidden (he's plead guilty, but has not technically been found guilty), except he's made so many public claims about all the horrific state conduct that will be in there that now the cops (who clearly fucking hate him already) want to release it to clear the air and show he's a liar under the public interest exception.

Or Hardin called Pomplin and sweet talked him into signing just by telling him how much shit Nick talked.

 

[Vibralldo]

After a year of copesplaining to anyone who would listen, this is his new go-to.
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"Why do you caaare? It's so weiiird!"
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I'd say that caring that kids are getting starved and dosed with coke is more reasonable than caring that Eric July is releasing a subpar comic.

 

[Meat Target]

Enjoy this, Kurt:
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Jim Carrey levels of overacting with none of the humor

That is the fakest, most transparently forced laugh I've ever seen or heard.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd say that caring that kids are getting starved and dosed with coke is more reasonable than caring that Eric July is releasing a subpar comic.

That's why that Jujushit is such a pathetic, reddit-tier defense of atrociously shitty behavior and being a godawful piece of subhuman garbage.

 

[Spergichu]

I can't believe you Kiwi incel prudes have the gall to say that Nick doesn't pay his guests, when here he is setting up another defamation lawsuit for his best bud Randazza to handle just days after he appeared on THE Rekieta Law Show.

 

[daffodils]

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

She allegedly paid one of Nick's daughters and the daughter's friend $75 a piece, to chug two Monsters?

1.5 Kayla Nude Units just to slam back two Monster drinks in a row? I’d take that deal in a heartbeat.

Now, I’ll admit body language isn’t an exact science. But if you were looking for a perfect display of a father courageously confronting the emotional toll of his former nanny’s misconduct—this would be it:


Of course, I’m sure the fact that said nanny reportedly gave a statement to police has absolutely nothing to do with this sudden public confession. This is clearly just a deeply concerned father bravely sharing his family's suffering at the hands of the government, the police, CPS, his retarded "inkaws", the pasty shit pastor, and now, the nanny. Truly heartbreaking. This vast, expertly coordinated conspiracy of unrelated actors is surely out to get one man and one man only... Nicholas Rekieta would never lie to you. It’s simply not in his nature.

 

[Judex Meus]

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> Coming in April
All right, you got me

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

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If his daughter's representation is Nick (I know, I know-- he legally can't be her representation, but let's just say I have doubts that his NPL status is stopping him from giving ~certain people~ legal advice) ... anyway, if her representation is Nick I guess we can expect to see her sentenced to life behind bars.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

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Is Nick talking about the Guardian ad Litem?

 

[Sneed Force One]

This is only speculation but there must be nukes in the CPS case we can't see, because there is no fucking way the PSI wouldn't of thrown the book at Nick without something truly awful happening.

I think around October, where April went crazy and Keanu alleged she was on drugs, that house went back to crazy town, and the government knew it.

Again. Speculation. But the inference is there.



Nick is leaning in HARD on the "bro why do you CARE about upholding the moral fabric of society or children being safe from narcotics BRO" shtick.

Remember the age old saying, fat stalker child fat nerds: "What dose of hard narcotics produced from violent narcostate paramilitaries a man gives to his child is HIS business."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Why do you caaare? It's so weiiird!"
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These are like sub 100 follower accounts. Why does he care so much

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

For some reason he didn't have the balls to tell the judge all of this.

Judge took the stairs, what a nerd

Did you ever imagine how relevant your name would be to this thread?

Man, I came here to read on Boogie2988 and was watching Rekieta trial streams unironically. Who would believe he will become the biggest one of them all. I also have to get to making my Rekieta avatar, this one is probably from two Halloweens back.

> Coming in April
All right, you got me

Heard it on Meme Copium. You just have to use it on a Rekieta film poster.

[why do you care?]

He's going to die on this hill. He has to tweet this shit even during the trial.

 

[Lemondale]

Maybe we'll get the docu drop after we got the 5k grift.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nanny Issue (from current stream):

I'm taking notes in real time and behind in the thread. This is getting crazy. It needs to be clipped.

• Daughter told us “in the last couple of weeks” that the nanny gave them alcohol. “To be clear, this is the nanny we had before April… It was a little jarring.”
• "The nanny is named Chaney Bitzen... I have no desire to protect her identity anymore. Fuck her.”
• “No, I don’t want folks to harass her, I just don’t care if people know who she is… I do want people to know that she gives people alcohol. I do want people to know that.”
• “She committed a crime… reported on me… I don’t mind if people hear that she committed a crime… against my children.”
• “She was one of the people who was interviewed despite not being in the home since mid-February.”
• “She didn’t disclose this at the time, but there is a February CPS report against her, specifically. We didn’t know about it." *
• “Thanks, Kandiyohi County, for not informing us…”

*What the fuck is he talking about? Did HE make a report against her?

Clippers, this was about 20 minutes ago in the stream in two separate places where he addressed it.

 

[Pedophobe]

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Plot twist: she's suing for emancipation.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick's stream's chat don't realize that they get more interaction from him chastising on twitter