Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So he got the Darth Chaos name idea from a fanfiction, lol. http://swfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Chaos

Why doesn't that surprise me?

 

[WeeGee]

@Calooby @muh_moobs I edited this for more accuracy.

 

[Calooby]

I was thinking of shopping that to make it say "toys" instead of "vaseline" with a cabbage patch kid popping out of it. But still great.

 

[Guy With Shit Opinions]

I was thinking of shopping that to make it say "toys" instead of "vaseline" with a cabbage patch kid popping out of it. But still great.

Do it; for the good of the nation. President Trump would want you to.

 

[muh_moobs]

I was thinking of shopping that to make it say "toys" instead of "vaseline" with a cabbage patch kid popping out of it. But still great.

I'd leave the vaseline label. Probably wants his dolls to slide in easy. But just use paint. These things are supposed to look shitty.

 

[Jacquetta]

Well played! I'm surprised how many cows continue to make their fb open to the public after we find so much shit on them through that site. It's so easy to switch to friends only, but they simply don't do it or don't know how. Baffling

I think it's more of a 'people are lazy' thing than an exclusively lolcow trait. There's plenty of people who aren't cows who do this shit too, and it's either a matter of not caring or not being aware you're posting shit publicly.

In fact most of the people I know who are privacy setting conscious are the kinds of people who have less than 100 friends because they only add people who they currently talk to or relatives, and completely forget the site exists for months at a shot.

So I'm assuming Solid's always been a little starved for attention and that Darth Chaos is a bad gay lover.

And by that I mean at this point I'm operating under the assumption that Darth Chaos is his left hand's name.

 

[WeeGee]

It's fucking hilarious that he's blaming all of his stupidity on me, my sides can't take this anymore.

Also I think the fact that he's contained in the other thread and not posting here is actually a great idea, so we can discuss and properly document while the sock debate thread keeps the shit posts.

 

[SuperHomoMate]

Other facts I have found out about Ryan:

He worked at McDonalds for a long while before Panera, so that would explain his hefty weight.

He has bowling listed under professional skills.

He apparently went to Kansas State but never graduated? No confirmation on graduating and probably explains why he was working at Panera.

Also, it appears he has sent friend requests to random girls and they ignored them because he's following several pretty young women from his area that aren't celebrities, just normal women. One of them is an Asian woman with massive boobs.

The only group he is a member of is one that helps people meet more friends on facebook lol

He frequents a sports bar and grill called powercat, pretty dumb name for a bar, he often posts on facebook asking if anyone wants to join him and it seems like nobody ever responds.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I don't follow this cow at all but he's been shitting up the wiki for some time now, and I've been having a bit of fun with him in the talk pages of his socks:

 

[Conrix]

With a face like that you don't even need the text.

 

[WeeGee]

I don't follow this cow at all but he's been shitting up the wiki for some time now, and I've been having a bit of fun with him in the talk pages of his socks:

And that's why I fucking love you, and thanks for approving my edits to his userpage. You may want to also permablock his DarthChaos account on the wiki https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Darthchaos.14338

Edit: http://xxdarthchaosxx.deviantart.com http://archive.is/CjTcG @DarthChaos is back on DA as of this post.

 

[Jacquetta]

With a face like that you don't even need the text.

No you absolutely don't.

But I'm gonna be honest, I couldn't for the life of me remember where the hell the original was and didn't want to click through 50 pages of posts, lol.

EDIT: Also just noticed this on the guy's DA. Not that we needed it, but no shit's too minor and I think this is about as much confirmation that the DorthVader ween was Ryan as we're gonna get:

 

[WeeGee]

My guess now is that he's probably gonna sperg on DA for now about how mean we are. Then he'll probably be back next month to tell us how much he's not a sock puppeteer, though I'm hoping he screencaps us or makes the fake Trump tweets again.

Edit:
@DarthChaos hows the hateboner going? If it lasts longer than 4 hours, you have to go see a doctor.

Yes it is.

 

[Korin]

He's got another KF sock.

@Malleo

 

[Malleo]

My guess now is that he's probably gonna sperg on DA for now about how mean we are. Then he'll probably be back next month to tell us how much he's not a sock puppeteer, though I'm hoping he screencaps us or makes the fake Trump tweets again.

Edit:
@DarthChaos hows the hateboner going? If it lasts longer than 4 hours, you have to go see a doctor.
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Yes it is.

Is this the guy you've been documenting and making the article on, brother?

He's got another KF sock.

@Malleo

Was that even nice? I just want to get to meet my brother, @WeeGee

 

[WeeGee]

He's got another KF sock.

@Malleo

The first thing he did was comment on my profile right after joining, and @DarthChaos was viewing my profile, obvious sock is obvious.

 

[Malleo]

The first thing he did was comment on my profile right after joining, and @DarthChaos was viewing my profile, obvious sock is obvious.

You clearly don't even know me at all, brother. No wonder momma never loved you. She always loved me more than you. So did Papa.

 

[WeeGee]

Right after his Malleo sock got banned.

 

[Solomon Bumdy]

Ay caramba, you gotta try a bit better than that Ryan.

 

[WeeGee]

Ay caramba, you gotta try a bit better than that Ryan.

He might as well have just named the account NotASockReally.