Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Do you think he might belong to a class of people who are known to enjoy prison?

Yes child, Rekieta will enjoy prison.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I think the reason the CPS report against CB was not taken seriously is because Nick coached his daughter to discredit CB as a witness and this came out very quickly during an interview with the daughter, it's the type of desperate thing Nick would do. We're supposed to believe that this Nanny did nothing wrong for half a decade while working for Nick and before that another half decade with a different family and all of a sudden during a case in which she will be potentially called as a witness, there is a CPS report accusing her of doing something similar to what Nick was being accused of? In custody cases especially kids are often viewed as a powerful legal tool to utilize, parents will get them to say the craziest things but the court know how to outsmart children and will easily catch them in a lie. The only reason Nick was never told at the time was because it was proven to be complete bullshit.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Gentlekiwis, is it possible we have a third hoe in the polycule?

I want to expand on this a bit more, after giving it some thought. Might be tinfoil, but I’m putting it out there for posterity.

Chaney is young and attractive, out in bumfuck Minnesota. The Imholte-Rekieta polycule were horny as fuck.

Kayla and April are both Bisexual. There’s even some indication that Kayla leaned into this polycule in order to make a move on April.

Obviously Nick and Aaron would be more than willing to bang Chaney.

Literally everyone in the polycule probably wanted to fuck her.

Considering how close they were, I don’t think it’s unlikely that Chaney was involved with them at some point.

If not Nick, then maybe Kayla made some moves on her.

 

[Flora Fox]

Crackets yet again manages to stoop to a new low. Going to be wild seeing how much further he can go.

People don't hate him enough.

 

[There She Glows]

It's about time to start thinking about where extra money might go.

I found a list of 501c3 nonprofits in Kandiyohi County here. From that list something like Safe Avenues would be nice - mission statement: "Safe Avenues Mission Is To Provide Advocacy, Parenting Time Services, And Emergency Shelter To Victims Of Domestic And Sexual Violence", address is in Willmar, Minnesota. Website: https://www.willmarshelter.com/. A Minnesota nonprofit would be most appropriate.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I want to expand on this a bit more, after giving it some thought. Might be tinfoil, but I’m putting it out there for posterity.

Chaney is young and attractive, out in bumfuck Minnesota. The Imholte-Rekieta polycule were horny as fuck.

Kayla and April are both Bisexual. There’s even some indication that Kayla leaned into this polycule in order to make a move on April.

Obviously Nick and Aaron would be more than willing to bang Chaney.

Literally everyone in the polycule probably wanted to fuck her.

Considering how close they were, I don’t think it’s unlikely that Chaney was involved with them at some point.

If not Nick, then maybe Kayla made some moves on her.
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That is a terrible suggestion to make and there is no evidence of any such thing. The ex nanny is by every public account a lovely person and a great professional nanny. Don't help Rekieta do his job of reputational vandalism. Let the lying faggot prove it first, and he won't, because he can't, because he's a lying piece of shit.

 

[Flora Fox]

You can always do a specific type of animal charity. I like to support greyhound rescues, because greyhounds are good dogs

We have a local rescue here. They're good babies.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Busiest 24 hours on this thread for a while, love to see it. Nicks stress levels have skyrocketed since the realization that the whole World is going to see how he, his slatternly wife, and his ex cumdumpster treated the home that his children live in. And he's never been more desperate for someone to take the blame than right now.

He won't be able to lie to his remaining simps about how it was so cool and fun to do drugs anymore. Even they will see how they lived in a crack den.

This genuinely could not happen to a more deserving person, and I wish nothing but the worst for him for this year.

Enjoy jail on August 1st Nick. There's no way in hell you are not going now

 

[Meat Target]

I want to expand on this a bit more, after giving it some thought. Might be tinfoil, but I’m putting it out there for posterity.

Chaney is young and attractive, out in bumfuck Minnesota. The Imholte-Rekieta polycule were horny as fuck.

Kayla and April are both Bisexual. There’s even some indication that Kayla leaned into this polycule in order to make a move on April.

Obviously Nick and Aaron would be more than willing to bang Chaney.

Literally everyone in the polycule probably wanted to fuck her.

Considering how close they were, I don’t think it’s unlikely that Chaney was involved with them at some point.

If not Nick, then maybe Kayla made some moves on her.
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The Qover unilaterally making advances at Chaney does not make her complicit. We shall presume her innocent.

 

[Lonely khan]

NDAs cannot be used to prevent someone from reporting crimes/illegal activity. If Chaney or April had seen crimes/illegal activity and signed an NDA, and Nick is relying on their ignorance of this fact to prevent them from saying something, he's fucked.

Just to add to this, if there is an NDA on April you're talking about an NDA between an employee and employee who had a sexual relationship. In 2023 congress passed a federal law banning any use of NDAs to cover sexual harassment, as often those NDAs as part of settlements informed the plaintiffs they could not disclose sexual misconduct to friends/family or even doctors.

The fact he publicly claimed her to be a subordinate on payroll and publicly displayed their sexual relationship and many (far too many) intimate details of that relationship could open his retarded ass up to a lolsuit as it stands.

Correct me if I'm wrong but April was a vague poster on social media whereas Nick has continued to parade the sexual exploits they had as publicly as humanly possible.

So even if there was an NDA in place it would get thrown out the minute April claimed any sexual misconduct on his part. And since Nick is a habitual liar I guarantee he has aired stories about their sexcapades that are made up whole cloth. I'm wondering how much money she's getting periodically to keep her from already filing a suit.

He claims to have messaged an employer of hers to tell him about alleged criminal activity. I'm pretty sure there's laws against employers doing something like this to former employees.

I fucking hope she can find a way to legally dropkick him into the fucking Marianas trench.

me too

How hard is it for this stupid asshole to not commit crimes?

Very. He's retarded.

 

[Melty Butter]

If you really believe Nick is the leaker, I'd go through Melton's shows from before Nick's arrest because there's probably things he's saying that he's being fed by Nick.

So, I went back to Melton's earliest stream that mentions Rekieta.


Link
It doesn't answer the question about the unredacted police report but brings up others...

Melton clearly doesn't know much about Rekieta. It's dumb comic coverage of the hot tub stream (featuring Null and MATI) and the Balldo review. BUT, here's my question. Have you, or anyone else, reported on the part where Melton discusses how Nick emails others with an alias, trying to get his side covered?

It's related to this, which he put on screen:

It starts at 1:40:39.

"Yeah, basically, Vosef caught Nick Rekieta emailing. I guess we'll...just...We don't need to say the details of it.

Nick Rekieta is emailing people pretending to be someone else to try to get people to talk about Nick Rekieta, if that makes any sense. It doesn't. It doesn't. It kinda does."

Melton then hedges because he doesn't want to burn a bridge for the sake of future material. A start a fruitful and healthy relationship. (If this has been covered I missed it.)

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

The Qover unilaterally making advances at Chaney does not make her complicit. We shall presume her innocent.

To be fair, at very least I think they were moves made on her. I'll be less bullish and say there may not have been any real romantic involvement.

But those Pinterest posts are still a little suspicious to me.

 

[Null]

If you want to discuss the charity donation, go here.

Thread 'Nicholas Rekieta - Bodycam Fundraiser Charity Donation Discussion'

May 20, 2025

is there any objection to this charity

https://www.mnswcc.org/

i suggested an animal shelter before but everyone got mad about shitbulls being the #1 charity case in animal shelters


edit: I did not expect to get 100 responses to this but if you're going to reply PLEASE (1) explain why a sex trafficking charity in Southwest Minnesota is a bad pick and (2) pick something as close to Spicer as possible and explain why it's a better pick. I'm not donating to the national orgs like GOA, NRA, NAACP and I'm not donating it to USIPS.

If you are not going to suggest a better charity in...

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[BillyBobJoe]

I'm sorry to be a pain, but can anyone point me to the stream or clip of where Nick says he no longer believes in the "Instution of Marriage"? I was thinking when he came back a month or so ago,but i can't remember...Thanks in advance.

 

[Captain Manning]

Gentlekiwis, is it possible we have a third hoe in the polycule?

Considering how close they were, I don’t think it’s unlikely that Chaney was involved with them at some point.

There are women that he has tried to get together with that have rejected him.

There's Faran, there probably Gothic Sushi, and there's one other that I can't name but you're just gonna have to trust me on.

So, no. There is no evidence for what you are suggesting. Let's not denigrate this poor woman.

 

[Folgers Can]

@Fapcop took an interesting screenshot when Chaney’s name came up.

Nick was really quick to say he didn’t fuck the nanny.

Those Pinterest posts kind of suggest that Nick had more of an impact on Chaney than is being described.

In fairness, all that narcposting could have just been in reference to her ex, to whom she was married for ten years and with whom she had a relationship for even longer if his Facebook photos are anything to go by, only for it to all come to an end in the below December 2024 divorce decree just 10 months after she fled the balldoverse. One can't help but wonder if being so distraught from all that she witnessed in skelly's house of horrors at least partially contributed to the breakdown in that relationship, in yet another testament to Nick's reverse Midas touch turning everything around him to shit.

Unfortunately with her DFE we may never know about that impact, but the divorce case can make one thing almost certain: if Nick's claimed direct warning to some supposed new employer was relying on that outdated LinkedIn profile showing her time as a nanny with James Roberts eons ago or relying on reports that she was hired as a nanny for a different church member shortly after she quit in February of 2024, then it would appear that Nick just wasted a bunch of hot air for nothing because he was too retarded to do a simple name search and see from the divorce's required disclosures that she isn't even working as a nanny anymore.

Either that or this employer that he supposedly contacted actually was the ATV dealership, but that would have been even more hilarious since the managers there probably would have had a good backslapping laugh with Chaney about how batshit crazy Nick would have looked to think that her childcare skills had any relevance to her apparent entry-level retail position making $2K a month. That reaction is especially likely considering that small business owners right in Spicer would be virtually certain to already know what a local laughing stock Nick is and maybe even take this pariah's lambasting of Chaney as a great reason to give her a promotion and a raise. Way to go Rackets, that sure got her good, yesiree!








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[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

The ex-nanny
Chaney Bitzan / Chaney Holtberg

I'm just a tourist occasionally in the thread these days, but it seems like some of the nanny phonebooking from May 2024 wasn't archived in the thread, at least under the Holtberg surname.



Couldn't get the LinkedIn to archive. Not sure if there's any changes because Fleetwood had it last May too.


Archive
Ten year old Twitter that didn't seem to be archived.

Archive
Abandoned alternate Pinterest account from a decade ago.

 

[Dude Snakes]

This reads more like Aaron is just trying to patch things up after something. Like working through things as friends? Why does he think this is an own?

And also LOL and this guy calling anyone a girly bitch

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Now I understand why people are saying Nick has AIDS, he is a skeleton! Will he even survive until his August jail time? Nick looks like he is dying. I hope when he dies he isn't driving his kids. Nick is hopeless.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I think the reason the CPS report against CB was not taken seriously

This is what Nick is referring to. It is a report from February 2023 which came out from the public documents in the @MNPublicRecords posts. She is simply referred to as an "un-named Nanny".

In other words, the person reporting the incident did not even know her name and likely only knew that the family had a nanny and nothing more than that.



Last year, Nick referred to this report as bullshit and properly screened out, but he is now pretending that it was a report primarily regarding his nanny. This is clearly proven false even by the short summary of the report which shows that the person didn't even know her name.

 

[Captain Manning]

To be fair, at very least I think they were moves made on her.

Yeah, so?

Nick tries to hit on a woman, and we're supposed to presume she was receptive and think her a homewrecker like April?

I don't think Nick's "game" is as good as he wants people to believe. I've said before he's probably been trying to put this shit together for a long time, but didn't actually succeed until Aaron and April.

But those Pinterest posts are still a little suspicious to me.

The one that says "surviving a narcissist"? Yeah, Nick's a narcissist. Holy shit. Big surprise. Doesn't mean she slept with him.