Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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This is the very reason why you sound so angry.
It's the exact opposite for me. People like you being dead is a huge benefit to this entire planet.
What about you slaughter your entire family, then you kill yourself? Hmm?
lol calm down.

Imagine claiming Cicada, one of the chillest users I know, to be MATI while saying "KILL YOURSELVES AND YOUR FAMILIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR IS BEING DEAD!!!!!!!" in the same post. Holy fucking shit quality milk :story:

@CallmeCicada You should offer Claus a friendly gift so that there's no bad blood between you two.
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Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently.

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them.

Even if it means killing any of you in self defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. The nearest hospital is a 20 minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day.

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self defense, would not survive it.
And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts.

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well.

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind.

Did you really think that because I was catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No.

Self defense is the most catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon possessed freaks like you
You aren't Catholic. You barely have a soul, and let's not even get started on whether or not you're human.

You aren't.
 
> "You sound angry"
> "Kill your family and yourself"

Lol, if you say so. Why does it bother you so much to point out things you have done? Would I be angry if people found embarrassing things about me? No, being angry is pointless.
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Chicago isn't even in the top 25 most dangerous cities. Why do you keep talking about Chicago? And no offense, Chicago is dangerous because its filled with Mexican gangs dude.
Love the cope.


Oh, of course! You're just larping to get some tranny cock. :tomgirl:
Don't confuse me for Synth.


What you're saying here is that if you go in self-defense you will kill the other person.

That automatically negates self-defense and becomes premeditated murder.
Not how it works lmfao. Good thing that you'll never be a judge, you would do a shitty job.

Off topic:
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> Minty skin's comment

PAUSE

BTW this is how I imagine your skin tone
Johnny, no. Smh

These mfers took my edit abilities off me again. 😑😐
 
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Knowing that the "Thou shalt not kill" commandment refers to murder, I made a decision rather recently. *fluffs tail and pounces lightly*

If a nightmare scenario arrives and any of you commit the mistake of trying to harm me or my family physically, I won't hesitate to defend myself or them. *rubs belly with paw and gives a playful growl*

Even if it means killing any of you in self-defense. I would only need one. Single. Stab. Into your stomach. And that's it. *twitches whiskers and flicks ears back*

The nearest hospital is a 20-minute drive, without any unlucky traffic. Which, sadly, is a reality in this entire city every single day. *paws at ground and huffs softly*

The imbecile that would risk an injury like that, by my hands in self-defense, would not survive it. *yips and swishes tail dramatically*

And that's exactly why I know none of you will try any single real gay ops. You don't even have money to get all the way here. You have empty threats, and no guts. *chomps playfully at the air*

The funniest part is that the realistic scenario will involve someone else killing the retard that tries to cause trouble here. *flops onto back and rolls happily*

Why? Because I have heard people with guns from far away, that means there are armed people here. *perks ears and sniffs curiously*

Local politics, mixing with the international ones, has caused a really short fuse in most people there. *paws at muzzle and lets out a soft whine*

Imagine a gringo that has no idea what he's doing, asking for a Claudio Castañeda, while causing a nuisance. *swipes tail and bares teeth slightly*

People here don't like being harassed. If things escalate, some of them might defend themselves as well. *grooms fur and stretches lazily*

No blood on my hands, and out of my mind. *bounces on paws and yowls proudly*

Did you really think that because I was Catholic, I would allow anyone to harm me or kill me? No. *fluffs up fur and smirks with a wink*

Self-defense is the most Catholic shit you can do. Especially with demon-possessed freaks like you. *pounces forward and lets out a triumphant howl*
 
>implying that instructing people to kill their entire family on the site known for archiving everything is smart
Love the cope.
You're right, Claudio. It is cope. Why? Chicago isn't even in the top 50. If you want to dunk on the evil gringos you should be using New Orleans or Detroit as your example.
Don't confuse me for Synth.
Good point. They're not cats, so they're not your type.
 
Good.


this nigga's text ain't even green.
YOU WILL NOT

Share that screenshot in the Synthetic Man hate thread. It would make me angy, totally.

YOU WILL NOT

Take a look at it. That would make me angy, totally.

So please remind us how you were able to tell that a dead cat was raped?
Veterinarian diagnosis post mortem (AKA after putting it down). His words, not mine.
 
Veterinarian diagnosis post mortem (AKA after putting it down). His words, not mine.
Do you have this in writing? You claim that you have evidence that can clear your name. Are you waiting for that autistic May 25 date drop to post it or are you hyping up another nothing burger like when you claimed @Sperg Spectating was a pedo because of his profile picture?
 
I was just trying to engage with you in the culture of your people. Also crop your screenshots ese, I know wetbacks are lazy but goddamn.
He needed a tutorial on how to thumbnail images (he also needed said tutorial to be translated to Spanish) and he forgot how to do it after like 3 days. You're asking too much.
 
Not how it works lmfao. Good thing that you'll never be a judge, you would do a shitty job.
You're openly saying that you will really really murder us if we get close (which won't happen) and that you have a really really dangerous knife and how you're a tough guy.

But yeah, keep talking about how not mad you are while openly stating that you want so bad to murder the regulars in this thread.
 
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